In which why Harry should stay in bed on Halloween.
dates may be wrong I just felt like doing this.
Disclaimer I don't own Harry potter jk Rowling does if I did I would have a phone.
enjoy XD
Age 1
His parents were killed by a psychopath who would kill a baby to become "immortal". Dude just find a vampire. But tbh the worst part was being left with the dursleys.
Age 11
A troll entered the castle and Harry got landed with an insufferable know-it-all.
Age 12
The chamber of secrets was opened by the screaming banchess daughter.
Age 13
Harry's lovable dogfather though he didn't know at the time came and almost killed the rat and Mr jealousy. Unfortunately he didn't have enough time as Mr jealousy had inherited his mother's screaming ability and alerted the whole castle.
Age 14
Harry got chosen for the tri wizard tournament and was obviously emancipated as the rules apply that only someone OF AGE can compete. Alas Dumbldick never told Harry and Harry had to save them all.
Age 15
One word. Umbitch sorry I meant Umbridge.
Age 16
I'm pretty sure this is where Harry uses that curse to try murder draco malfoy. Either way Snape wasn't happy.
Age 17
Mr jealousy left Harry alone with the insufferable know-it-all. bad luck for Harry good luck for him.
Age 18
I'm assuming this is when Harry commits suicide because the slag Ginny weasley wants to marry him. If not I pity him.
The End