It was an average day of school for the teen duo, known as Beavis and Butthead. School had just let out and two best friends were making their way down the hallway, toward the exit doors.
"So, I like...figured out a way we could score. Uh-huh-huh..." Butthead announced with his infamous chuckle.
"What's that? Heh-heh..." Beavis questioned with a chuckle of his own as the two walked along the hallway.
"If you like...fall down, a chick will like...wanna help you up and stuff and then you'll like...totally score. Uh-huh-huh..." Butthead replied as the two made their way out of the school's front entrance.
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard..." Beavis complained, before letting out a girlish scream as he tripped over the top step of the school's front steps and fell from the top of the stairs.
"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Beavis cried out as Butthead pointed and laughed at him.
"Oh my gosh! Are you okay?!" A girl with long, dark-brown, wavy hair, pale skin and green eyes asked as she rushed over to the top of the stairs, standing next to Butthead.
"Hey baby...Uh-huh-huh..." Butthead flirted with he girl, seeming to forget all about his injured friend.
"Yeah. Heh-heh! I was just makin' sure I don't stink, which I don't..." Beavis lied, attempting to look tough in front of the female.
"Whoa! Look out!" Beavis attempted to warn the girl as she made her way over to him, but he was too late; the girl had already tripped over the same faulty step that he had tripped over. Beavis and Butthead's eyes widened along with the girl's as the girl had fallen on top of Beavis, her lips smashing up against his lips as she did so.
"Ow!" Beavis whined as the girl gasped lightly in surprise.
"I am so sorry!" She apologized as she stood up, helping Beavis back up to his feet. As she did so, though, the two's foreheads collided with each other.
"Ow! Sorry about that...Heh-heh..." Beavis apologized as he and the girl rubbed their aching foreheads.
"No, that was my fault...I'm Deidra by the way..." The girl introduced herself with a shy smile.
"I'm Bobby, Bobby Beavis. Heh-heh! But everyone calls me by my last name." Beavis introduced himself as well. His face began to burn a bright shade of red as he gently shook her hand.
"Nice to meet you, Beavis!" The girl grinned as a blush of her own began to spread across her cheeks as well. The two looked down at their still-clasping hands, both exchanging a shy smile, before once again making eye-contact.
"So, would you like to go get some nachos with me?" Deidra offered.
"Um...Okay! Heh-heh! Heh-heh!" Beavis agreed with a shy chuckle as the two began to make their way toward the Maxi Mart, still holding each other's hands.
"Hey! Beavis! Uh-huh-huh...Where do ya think you're goin', buttmunch?!
We had plans! Uh-huh-huh...Get back here!" Butthead demanded as he attempted to kick at the couple with a grunt even though they were too far away for him to reach them. So Beavis and Deidra had a wonderful day together.
First, they shared a basket of nachos from Maxi Mart. Deidra even hand-fed Beavis a few of the nachos, in an attempt to flirt with him then the two playfully chased each other around the store until the owner had kicked them out then after that, the two had hopped onto a bus and rode to the nearest park. Deidra fell asleep on the way there and rested her head on Beavis' shoulder, provoking a small blush and even a small, warm smile from the blonde. Once the two had made it to the park, they laid down on the grass, at the top of the hill to watch the sunset together.
"A perfect end to a perfect day..." Deidra sighed as she once again rested her head on Beavis' shoulder.
"Yeah. Heh-heh!" Beavis chuckled in agreement as he placed his arm around her, holding her close. The day he had just had with this girl he had just met was way better than any day he had ever spent watching T.V. with Butthead.
"Well, we'd better head home; it's getting dark out and it's not safe around here at this time of night..." Deidra announced once the sun had finally set as she stood up from the ground with a small stretch.
"Want me to like...walk ya home so ya don't get kidnapped or somethin'? Heh-heh!" Beavis offered as he stood up from the ground as well.
"Sure! You're such a gentleman!" Deidra agreed as she hugged Beavis' arm, provoking another blush from the blonde.
"Heh-heh! Yeah..." Beavis agreed as he accompanied Deirdra on the walk toward her house.
"I had a great time with you today, Beavis..." Deidra grinned as she leaned in a bit.
"Oh yeah. Heh-heh! Me too. Mm-heh-heh." Beavis agreed with a small smile as he leaned in a bit as well.
The two were interrupted however, by Deidra's father opening the door to address the voices he had heard coming from the outside of it.
"There you are, Deidra! Do you have any idea what time it is?!" Her father scolded her, before glancing over at the still-smiling Beavis.
"Oh? Who's this?" Deidra's father asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Daddy? This is Beavis! I just met him today at school, and he's the sweetest boy ever!" Deidra chirped as she gave Beavis a tight hug.
"Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!" Was the only thing that the blonde could muster as his eyes widened and his face began to turn a deep shade of crimson.
"Beavis, huh? Come on in; any friend of our daughter's is a friend of ours..." Deidra's dad forced a polite smile as he invited the blonde into his home. Beavis could feel her father's hate-filled eyes glaring right into his soul, despite his polite grin, however Beavis faked a smile of his own and timidly made his way into his new friend's home. Beavis, Deidra and her parents all sat around the living room in awkward silence, Deidra's father studying every inch of Beavis' face the entire time which of course made the blonde become increasingly-nervous.
"So...Beavis! Tell me about yourself..." Deidra's father demanded.
"I...um...I...uhhhhhmmmmm...I'm Beavis..." Was all the nervous-teen was able to squeak out as sweat began to drip from his pours.
"Yes, I know that, but tell me something else about yourself; what are your interests? Do you have a job?" Deidra's father prompted.
"I...uhhhhhhmmmm...I l-like...I guess I like watchin' T.V..." Beavis mumbled nervously as he couldn't help but shrink down a bit.
"It's okay, Beavis; don't be shy." Deidra reassured as she hugged Beavis' arm gently.
"And do you have a job yet?" Deidra's father prodded.
"I...I work at...um...Burger World...I-I'm a cashier..." Beavis admitted with a small gulp.
"I see..." Deidra's father raised an eyebrow of disapproval. Beavis could tell that Deidra's father hated him; he could always tell when someone truly hated him and it was making him extremely nervous because he really liked Deidra. He was worried that her father wouldn't want him to see her ever again and what if she listened to him?
"C-Can I use your bathroom?" Beavis squeaked as all of this nervous-tension was beginning to put a great pressure on his bladder.
"Upstairs, first door on the right..." Deidra's father sighed as he shook his head and placed a hand over his face out of frustration.
"Thank you! Drive through!" Beavis babbled nervously, before rushing upstairs, to the bathroom. After Beavis finished up in the bathroom, he forced himself to calm down and began to make his way back downstairs. He stopped in his tracks and hid behind the wall however, when he heard Deidra's parents talking about him.
"You could do so much better than that trailer-trash!" Deidra's father complained.
"But daddy! He's really nice! I don't care about how poor he is!" Deidra defended.
"What kind of blaspheme is that?! I knew we should have homeschooled you!" Deidra's mother whined as she yanked on her own hair out of frustration. Beavis frowned as his head hung and he felt a sharp pain beginning to well up within his chest and throat. He was use to hearing things like this said about him, sometimes even right to his face, but that didn't make the words hurt any less.
Beavis stepped into view, keeping his head hung to hide the tears that were beginning to form around the brims of his eyes as he made himself known to Deidra and her family.
"T-That's okay...I'll leave..." Beavis sighed, trying his best to keep his voice from cracking, before running out of Deidra's house and down the street, back toward Butthead's house.
"Beavis, wait!" Deidra called out after him, before turning to glare at her father.
"That wasn't very nice, daddy..." She scolded, before rushing out after her soon-to-be boyfriend.
"Deidra!" Her father called out, after her, but it was too late; Deidra was already too far away to hear her father calling out to her. Deidra's father sighed, wondering if he had been a bit too hard on her and her new friend as he watched them run away in regret.
TO BE CONTINUED...