This was written by my friend when she was bored in class. Not mine. Enjoy. Oh and for all you non-FWA fans, Crispy is Itachi's seeing eye bunny.
9:50PM…
Itachi: Ah! Crispy, no!
Kisame: Itachi-san, what's wrong?
I: A huge evil eyed dog ate crispy.
K: That was just a dream, go back to sleep.
I: OK, good night.
7:28AM…
Deidara: Itachi, Kisame, wake up. I have a new friend.
(Arf arf whimper)
I: This better be good, I was having a good drea…………. AH! AH! AH! EVIL DOG!
[Grabs a broom and hits dog
I: Die die die!
(Whimper whine)
[Dog runs
K: Stop Itachi stop! It's just a puppy.
I: No it's evil!
[Kisame grabs Itachi. Deidara chases after dog.
K: What is wrong with you?!
I: I'm sorry man, it looked a lot like the dog in my dream.
K: Look, Crispy's fine. See, she's still laying on the floor dead as always.
I: OK OK, I think I'm OK.
K: Deidara, bring the dog.
D: No, he'll kill it.
K: No, he won't.
D: OK, fine.
[Deidara brings in dog.
I: Ah!
[Runs from dog, grabs bottle and breaks it.
I: Stay back or I'll eat you!
[Grabs beer on end table and drinks it. Dog runs over to Crispy and starts eating her.
I: No! Crispy, I'll save you!
7:28AM
[Itachi wakes up.
K: Itachi-san you're awake.
I: Man, I had the weirdest dream.
K: What dream?
I: About saving Crispy from a dog.
K: Umm… that wasn't a dream.
I: What?
K: You kinda hit your head when you jumped to save Crispy from the poodle, and have been knocked out since yesterday. Oh, and the dog ate Crispy.
I: What?! I'll kill it!
[Itachi runs to find the dog
K: Deidara, lock the door; he's coming!
D: Run, fluffy, run!
[Itachi breaks down door.
D: Now what?
K: I know!
[Grabs pepper spray and sprays Itachi in the face. Itachi screams and passes out.
7:28AM
I: Ugh, what happened?
K: It was all a dream.
I: What are you talking about?
K: Dog! What dog? I don't know what you're talking about. Heh heh…. heh.
I: Ooooookaaaaaay… Where's Crispy?
K: Over there.
I: Aww, good morning Crispy.
K: Yep, that's Crispy all right. Not that you could tell the difference if it wasn't.
I: You're so cute today Crispy.
K: Nope 100 real dead rabbit, no artificial fluffing like in a stuffed bunny, not that it is, I didn't run to the nearest Wal-mart and replaced the eaten Crispy with a plushy if that's what your thinking…
I: …
K: Sooooo, how was your nap?
[Deidara looks into door.
D: Hey, Kisame, how's your plan to replace the real Crispy that Fluffy ate with a totally fake plushy coming alo-------
[Kisame closes door in Deidara's face.
I: What did he say?
K: NOTHING, nothing, heh heh, he-he said, yeah he said nothing
[Grins guiltily. Itachi shrugs and pets "Crispy"
I: Good morning Crispy… hey, wait a minute, since when did Crispy smell so good?
K: I, uhhhh, I washed him?
I: Oh, OK.
[Fluffy runs out from under bed, grabs "Crispy," and jumps out of window.
I: Ahhhhh!
[Runs after dog.
I: I'll save you Crispy!
[Kisame smacks his forehead.
K: I'm getting too old for this.
The End
Hope you liked it. R&R plz. Arigatou.
Nikels