Alright, this is my new story. I've been working on it for a long time. This is going to be the shortest chapter. I promise. I know I've heard of stories that Sonny and Chad have to babysit Dakota, but this time I added Zora to the group. I hope you like it. So yeah, just read and review at the end. One last thing, I want to thank my friend Duckyumbrella who helped me come up with the title. That's it. Read and review.

"So I was thinking that we could do this new sketch I wrote," Sonny said to Zora, as they walked together. She was going to add something else but was cut off.

"Watch where you're going!" a voice sneered. Sonny looked down to see Dakota Condor holding a tray up to her chest. There was chicken parmesan all over her new dress.

"I'm not going to," Zora sneered back.

"Zora, remember what we talked about?" Sonny asked. Sonny and Zora had been working on self-control. "We're not going to engage in conversations that make you upset." But Sonny already knew it was too late.

"Chad!" Dakota screamed. Chad ran up from his table and stood next to her.

"Yes?" Chad asked.

"Yell at them!" Dakota ordered.

"Uh..." Chad had no clue what to say. "Um, Sonny your being a jerk?" he offered as an insult. He cringed on the inside. Even though it hurt to say those words, it was the only way to keep his job. But Sonny had been getting better at the whole him being a jerk constantly thing.

"What? Chad, I haven't talked to you in, let me think, three days! And those have the best three days since I met you," Sonny retorted.

"Excuse me? I'm the best thing that ever happened to you!" said Chad.

"No. The best thing that happened to me was me getting pick to be on So Random. You are just the monster that wakes me up from my dream."

"Shut up. You have no idea what you're talking about. I'm the greatest person you've ever met. And if you think otherwise, you're an idiot."

"Sonny's not an idiot!" Zora defended.

"Yeah," Sonny agreed.

"Really, Sonny? Really?" he asked.

"Yes."

"Whatever," Chad said, walking back to his table. Sonny didn't want him to talk to her that way. She looked at her plate that was full of "food." She smirked. Chad would love this.

"Hey, Chad," Sonny called, "watch out!" And splat! The mystery meat landed on Chad's face. Everyone, including Sonny, laughed. Chad face got red with embarrassment and walked right up to Sonny and dumped the spaghetti, that he picked up from the table, all over her head. She grabbed the spaghetti off her head, and threw it on his crisp, white button-down shirt. Dakota took her food off her chest and threw it at Sonny. Dakota wasn't going to let her Chad get treated like that. Yes, she thought of Chad as her own. Chad, on the other, was repulsed by Dakota. He hated her, just everything about her crept him out. The way she would touch him, the way she would talk to him. It was all too much. Dakota would hang on to Chad in a way that made him look like some pedophile. He shuddered at the thought.

Chad's thoughts were interrupted when another piece of food it his face. Zora threw it this time. Sonny was about to throw another piece at Chad when Mr. Condor came in.

"Stop!" he ordered. The four children stop immediately. "What's going on?" All of them started talking at once. He couldn't listen to that anymore. "You're coming to my office and we're working this problem out!" Mr. Condor yelled.

Sonny and Chad glared at each other as they walked. Dakota was smug. Since her dad owned the studio, she was going to get out of this mess just fine.

Chad was still a little wary. He had two thoughts. The first one was: There was no way that he was getting fired. He had the highest rated show, for crying out loud. And Dakota loved him. But because of Dakota liking him, Mr. Condor would love to fire Chad just to get the two kids separated.

Sonny on the other hand thought she was going to puke. Her show didn't have as higher ratings then Chad's. He, Chad, would love to get Sonny fired. Well, that's what she thought. But Dakota would get her fired, for one of two reasons. First off: Dakota hated Sonny for her and Chad's little, weird love/hate relationship. (It was now more love then hate.) If Chad didn't like Sonny, he would love fall for Dakota. Even though there was no chance in hell that Chad and Dakota would ever date or marry. He was eight years older then her. But a girl can dream. So this was the perfect time Dakota could get Sonny fired. Other times she had no reason to get Sonny fired. But this time, Sonny threw food on Chad's face, Sonny Munroe threw food on the face of Chad Dylan Cooper, possibly the greatest actor of this generation. How dare she?
Once the group finally reached the office and Sonny was feeling really feeling sick. The look on Mr. Condor's face was furious. She knew this would be the day that her dream of becoming a Hollywood starlet would end. Tomorrow she would be packing her bags to go back to Wisconsin. Oh, God. She could feel the tears coming. She tried to wipe them away before anyone could see them. She knew she ought to say something before everybody else to get her fired instead of Tawni, Nico, Grady, and Zora. Tawni would probably kill Sonny for getting her fired.
Sonny raised her right-hand timidly.

"Mr. Condor, before you begin, I would like to say it was my fault. I started this whole mess and So Random shouldn't be cancelled because of my childish behavior. My cast members didn't do anything. So if you want to blame me and fire me...that's okay. I understand," said Sonny, hanging her head in shame. Now the tears were coming down her face. She was an idiot. She had to retaliate, and now was getting fired.

"Sonny," Mr. Condor said firmly, "calm down and I would like to hear your side of the story." He tried to sound as gently as possible, but he really wasn't that kind of person.

"I can tell the story," Chad offered.

"No, Chad. I would like to her, Sonny's, side, because she never lies," Mr. Condor said coldly. Chad wanted to roll his eyes. He never lied. Okay, he lied numerous times through out his life. But he was going to lie this time just to get Sonny out of trouble. See, he cared...a little...sometime....

"Well," Sonny started slowly, "Zora and I were walking into the commissary, and Zora bumped into Dakota, and then Dakota called Chad to yell at us. But Chad, being who he is, started to yell at me and said I was a jerk. Then I retaliated and threw food at Chad's head. And it went all down hill from there..." Sonny finished.

Mr. Condor looked at every one of the children. He thought about what he could do. He wasn't going to fire them. That would be just plain stupid. So Random! and Mackenzie Falls are the highest rated shows at the studio. But he could threaten to fire them.

"I can only think of two things," said Mr. Condor. "Either I fire every single one of you. Or I can let you go off easy." He paused. "But there's a catch. You have to spend a week with each other and working out your difference. Like, go to Disney Land, or the beach, maybe shopping."

"I guess that would be okay..." said Sonny. "But I'm afraid one of us will get hurt. As in, one of us will die."

"Why would you kill each other?" Mr. Condor questioned.

"I have so many reasons why to kill each and every one of you," Chad interrupted. "I would kill Sonny just because." Sonny glared. "Zora she tricked me into going to see dead giraffes." Zora smiled wickedly. "And Dakota clings on to me, so I look like a pedophile." Dakota gasped. She couldn't believe Chad sold her out like that.

"Dakota hangs out with you?" Mr. Condor asked. He would never believe that his daughter would disobey him.

"Yes, against my will," said Chad, almost smug. "Well, it's more like hangs on me."

"Hmm." Mr. Condor paused, and then said, "Now, children, you have two options. You can either bond and not get fired, or get fired."

"I choose bonding," said Zora.

"Yeah, me too," Sonny agreed.

"I guess," Chad mumbled.

"Sure," Dakota said cheerfully. This meant more time to spend with Chad.

"Now get out of my sight before I fire you kids," said Mr. Condor, making a shooing motion.

As the kids walked out Sonny turned to Chad and said, "I don't want to do this, especially with you!"

"Me neither." Chad paused. "But I have an idea." Chad grabbed Sonny's arm and pulled her back into Mr. Condor's office. "Mr. Condor, Sonny and I can not participate in this week's bonding time due to her doctor and dentist appointment," said Chad. Sonny looked at him, wondering what he was getting at.

"What's the matter with Sonny?" Mr. Condor asked suspiciously.

"She as a rare, but deadly, disease called Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion," said Chad. "And I'm coming with her because she needs a trust worthy friend who will help her get through this difficult time." Chad choked up a few tears.

"Where's her mother?"

"Out of town."

"What happens?"

"Her teeth turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of her throat," said Chad. "Can you please give my dear friend a break?"

What is the matter with this boy? One minute he hates Sonny, and the next he acts like they're best friends. "No. Because Spontaneous Dental—" Mr. Condor tried to remember what Chad said.

"Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion," said Chad.

"Yeah, that. That is not a disease. I never even heard of it!"

"It's rare and newly discovered."

"Right," said Mr. Condor. "Now leave before I fire both of you."

"Yes, sir," said Sonny. She was just about to not get fired. But then Chad had to drag her into trouble. Chad followed Sonny without saying a word to Mr. Condor. After they got out of here distance Chad spoke up.

"You're welcome," said Chad.

"I'm not going to say thank you," said Sonny.

"You already did."

"Technically no."

"Keep telling yourself that, Munroe," said Chad. "Talk to you later," he added.

"Don't count on it," Sonny said, putting as much venom in her voice as she could.

Okay, how did you like it? Love it? Hate it? Review and let me know if I should continue.
With A Chance of Dating: I love it, continue.
Sonny In the Middle: It's okay.
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