PTK: WHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boba: He don't own it, so don't sue him... and stuff
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Jerry Springer: Welcome to the Jerry Springer show, today we have some very... errr... interesting guests on our show, we'll be right back with our first appearances after this brief break.
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Commercial #1
Announcer's Voice: Do you have genital herpes like this guy over here?
(Yoda is dragged onto the stage, followed by several sound effect gasps)
Yoda: What the censored am I doing here?
Actor: I had to apply my old genital herpes medicine 5 times a day, but who has time for that in our hectic modern lives?
Y: You do. Or maybe you should make time you infectious lump of censored censored censored!
AV: With Ducklegz the newest and most effective medicine in genital herpes control that won't leave you irritated like the little green ball of flubber over there.
Y: censored you! You censored censored censored son of a censored censored!
AV: Side effects may include sharp abdominal pain, vomiting, nausea, severe diarrhea, heart attack, sexual side effects, and turning into a blood-sucking squirrel, all resulting in your unfortunate and tragic death. Ask your doctor if Ducklegz is right for you.
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Boba dragged his blindfolded father out onto the stage and sat him down in one of the armchairs next to Jerry Springer. He removed the blindfold and sat opposite his father, on the other side of the talk show host.
JS: Welcome back to The Jerry Springer Show, today with us, we have renowned Bounty Hunter Jango Fett and his son, Boba Fett. Boba claims that his father repeatedly insults him and abuses him. Welcome to the show Jango.
Jango: Hey! You said we were going to Dairy Queen you lying censored censored censored censored!
JS: Now Jango, on The Jerry Springer Show, we like to express our anger in less violent words that include less corrosive language. Can you express your feelings toward Boba in a non-violent way without using corrosive language?
J: Yeah, just give me a second... (Draws blaster from holster and begins to shoot up the entire set) Express this!
Within minutes the entire set of The Jerry Springer Show was destroyed. Screaming members of the audience fled the studio, and several children plopped in front of the TV began asking their mothers what the words fuck, shit, bitch, bastard, asshole, holy-sweet-jesus-tap-dancing-christ-on-a-bicycle, and whore meant.
JS: (dodging several flying chairs and blaster shots) We'll be right back after these messages... I hope...
PTK: I'll be back with another chapter shortly, please Read and Review!