"Come on slowpoke, chop chop on the dinner, I'm starving!" Haruna shouted down the hall at Ayumu. With her usual bad attitude.
"I'm coming, calm down." Ayumu said with a sigh. putting down the beef stew and rice. He served everyone their portions and started eating.
"Can't you give us a real meal at some point, maggot," said Sera, obviously disinterested in another round of beef stew, "feed us something worth eating for once."
Eu held up her paper with the words "How about turkey?" on it. Everyone seemed to like the suggestion and they violently demanded that Ayumu make a turkey the next night. He wasn't too big on the idea but conceded out of fear.
The next day he woke up and went to the store to buy a turkey. trying to find one big enough for everyone to get their fill. He picked on up and took it to the counter. The worker looked at the turkey and made an angry face. He picked up the turkey and threw it across the room with great power.
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" Ayumu yelled at the cashier. The man acted as if he hadn't heard a word of it. He leaned close to Ayumu and whispered in his ear.
"This turkey certainly won't do, you need something better. follow me." He looked both directions and walked away. Reluctantly, Ayumu followed him. He went into a dark alleyway behind the store and reached behind a dumpster. He pulled out a picnic basket and handed it over. "Take this instead, free of charge."
He opened the basket to find a live turkey looking up at him. "Oh no way am I slaughtering a live turkey!" he exclaimed.
"No problem, I'll do it for you." the man said as he waved his hand over the basket. "There, it's ready." he said with a smile. When he opened the basket, the turkey was not only dead, but cooked perfectly.
"Wow, how did you-" when he looked up, the man was gone, so he decided just to take the turkey home and serve it to the three anxious girls.
He brought it into the kitchen and sliced it. He gave a full plate to each girl.
"This is amazing, Ayumu!" Haruna said happily.
"Thanks I-" Ayumu stopped mid sentence when he saw something coming toward the house at full speed out the window.
He looked out and saw an angry herd of turkeys wadling furiously toward them. He closed and locked the window, but just as he did, the turkeys burst through the glass and started attacking everyone.
"You have killed our brother! Sliced him up and ate him! Prepare to die!" one turkey said. Ayumu thought to himself what the hell? They can talk? What have I gotten myself into?
Then everyone got serious and the fierce battle went on for another 3 hours. Never has a battle been as epic as the Great Turkey Battle that took place that day. Many lives were lost and in the end, the battle was won by the girls and Ayumu. Their clothing was tattered and torn, and blood was splattered about the room. The heros of this great battle would never be able to endure the eating of turkey again.