20 THINGS SHUGO CHARA TEACHES YOU: (BEWARE WRITTEN BY AN AMUTO FAN!)
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1. Stray cats are cool. Let them into your house.
2. People with blue hair are hot.
3. Everyone has a 'Heart's Egg'.
4. ... Violinists are also hot.
5. Pink and Blue go well together.
6. Pink and Gold... Not so much.
7. Anyone who's cool has an outer character.
8. People talking to themselves are actually talking to their Shugo Charas.
9. Black eggs are bad. Draw an 'X' on them.
10. Jewelery is hypnotising. Stay away.
11. Easter isn't a holiday, it's an evil company.
12. Singers are trying to hypnotise you and take your 'Heart's Egg'.
13. If they act like a girl, look like a girl, they are most likely a guy.
14. Clumsy/disorginised teachers are evil people out to steal your 'Heart's Egg'. Watch out.
15. That you can Chara-nari, you just haven't used enough of your Shugo Chara's power yet.
16. You have a would-be self.
17. Male? Blonde hair? Prince-y? Nice all round? Gay.*
18. If you say something completely out of character, that's your Shugo Chara talking.
19. Act 'cool and spicy'. You'll get a Shugo Chara.
20. Fall often and off high places! A hot guy will save ya!
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* Err... If any of this applies to you, sorry! I have nothing against gay people by the way.