New day means more powers, a new world means a place to use those powers, and nothing is better than a new pair of pants. I can't decide what power to upgrade or make. Neutron Star Shooter is powerful enough at the moment, TNEO still works fine, and everything else doesn't matter. How am I supposed to hold all these charges? Judging by the moon, I'm either in RWBY or some other sort of apocalypse world. Goody goody, this means I can finally use my plan that involves dust. I hate Cinder on a primal level, so I guess I am a good guy. I teleport to the nearest location with a ton of people. Judging by the large clock-tower in the distance, it is Beacon. Time to find a dust shop.
Dust shop found and an old guy runs it. I walked in and scanned every type of dust in there. Now I can work on the next part of the plan, making it via Builder. I changed the dust I made to be kind of like Tiberium, but only converted organic material into itself, plus I could control it's growth myself. Now, I can make a sort of seed that will start growing the dust by converting the organic material around it into dust. Now I just have to make a clip of the stuff to load into a pistol. The bullets and clip itself are clear, but the butt of the clip is the color of the dust it has inside. I decided to go with a Glock 9mm, but made via Tinker so it is made of god-knows-what, never jams, and I don't have to clean it.
I tested it on a tree in a random park. The tree became dust a couple seconds after it got seeded. Perfect. Would you fight an enemy who could turn you into dust? I wouldn't. Well, I wouldn't if I was made of organic materials. Time to acquire waifu.
I went back to the dust shop by using those things I call legs and found the ravenette reaper imouto wearing her headphones and reading something. Now I just have to wait. After waiting god knows how long, Rowan and his mooks finally showed up. When they actually decided to rob the place, I got into position and pretended to be looking at the dust. One of his faunus boytoys went up to me and asked, "Give me all your money." He seemed to be trying to intimidate me, so I seeded him with some Tiber-dust, which converted him into crystal which broke into powder. The others witnessed this and the Candlestick yelled, "Get him!" So I did the same thing to all of them, covering the floor in a large amount of powder.
Ruby decided to stop reading, put the book away, tried to walk somewhere, but tripped on the dust and fell on her face. She got back up and sneezed. Adorable. Goodwitch decides to finally show up and asks what's going on. I decide to go with a funny response, "Can you believe it's not dust?" Ruby groaned while Goodwitch narrowed her eyes at me. It seems that making people into dust is still considered 'murder' and I have to go with the police that showed up during my joke. Ruby went in willingly, in cuffs. I declined the cuffs and told the officers that I would dust them too if they tried to use force. They didn't try anything after that. They brought me and Ruby into a holding cell, so hopefully Ozpin will show up soon. Jailbreaks are pretty illegal.
Ruby tried to talk to me, but it's two socially inept people trying to have a conversation. When words finally came out of her mouth, they were, "Sooo I-I'm Ruby Rose, what's your name?" I decided to go with the good old 'P. M. Goodbringer'. She didn't comment on it which I consider to be a good thing. We didn't talk after that. Guess she was fine with me killing those people. Maybe it was because they were criminals? Probably. The cops finally dragged me to a room with the wizard of Oz in it. We stared into each other's eyes for a bit. It was easier than doing it with Zion. He adopted that tiny, smugish smile on his mug and finally decided to speak, "So Mister-" "Goodbringer" "Goodbringer, I have found out something interesting. You do not exist. You only showed up a couple hours ago. Why is that?"
I don't have to answer this guy. If it actually came down to a fight, he would have no chance. Might as well have two chances at this. Things always get complicated when Splitting Time's Flow comes into play.
A (Which timeline it is, which doesn't matter right now since only one matters.)
A surprised look flashed itself onto Ozpin's face before he smashed it down. I decided to go with a partial truth, "Well, you see, I am actually an alien from another planet who has decided to come to this one to fight the Good Fight. This isn't my true from since my actual one would cause most people to go insane and the rest to either commit suicide or confess their undying love for me."
The smile came back after he took a sip of his coffee, "Well that wouldn't be good, so I thank you for your kindness. Have you ever thought of becoming a hunter, or huntress, and fighting the Grimm?" He already decided to throw the pitch at me? That's fine. I decided to throw the other timeline out before I did anything in it. Guess I'll have to go old gangster later.
"What's in it for me?" Might as well go with my alignment of CN. Dusting people is pretty chaotic and it got me to Ozpin which is for my own gain. He took another sip of coffee before deciding to answer, "Well, you get to help people for one and you can also get paid for doing it, but looking at what you turned those criminals into, I do not believe you are in need of that. I think fighting Grimm goes well in hand with fighting the 'Good Fight', but there also loads of attractive men and women." Then he had the gall to wink at me.
"Sorry Ozzy," This caused another act of quick surprise. "But I'm not into the probing thing, but I have always wanted to be in a high school romantic comedy with action, drama, and even character deaths. I already have one name under my belt. So I guess I will go." He thanked me for accepting, then gave me some forms to fill out. The name is simple, age is a bit more difficult. Guess I will put 16, right between the normal age and Ruby's. Where did I graduate from? I'll just put 'your mum.' Semblance? Just leave it blank, putting anything would be a lie. I filled out the rest and handed them back. He stared me in the eyes and raised an eyebrow. I gave myself two more eyebrows and raised all four. He rescinded his challenge after that. "But I do have one requirement, you also allow Red Riding Hood to join. She would have been able to handle the mooks back there and even Candleholder." He raised an eyebrow at my choice of nicknames but nodded all the same. Maybe I'll duel Yang and have a punch off, not like anyone can beat me anyway. "But I do have one question. What about my non-existent Aura? I could give myself one, but it wouldn't be a perfect replica since I do not have a soul." He simply shrugged then took another sip. Guess he was done talking.