Hello, since Slpytak's version of the cartoon, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is on hiatus, I decided to take things into my own hands. This will be considerably different from her parody. For I will be using some different and some of the same characters she used. Enjoy and Review!

It was a dark, rainy day at the London cemetery. A dark day on the funeral of a dark person. As crow cawed and flew off. Not even such a dark creature would want to be there. As the coffin was lowered into the grave. The people there were sad, not for the deceased but someone else. Present at the funeral was James Gordon (The Batman), Alfred Pennyworth (The Batman), Peter Parker (Spider-man), May Parker (Spider-man) and Gwen Tennyson (Ben 10: Alien Force). Also present was a reverend and four policemen.

"Ashes to ashes! Dust to Dust! May God have mercy on the soul of this...man." read the reverend.

"Man? Did he say man? That was no man in that box, that was a monster!" whispered a tall, thin policeman.

"And God won't have mercy on his soul ever, because the Joker never had a soul!", whispered a little, fat policeman.

"Jack Naiper, the Joker, you have been buried in an unmarked grave, like a common murderer, let no man mourn your passing!" said the reverend. He then turned to the policemen. "Cover the grave!"

The policemen began to cover the grave.

20 years later

Gwen was now thirty-five years old. She was the nanny of two boys. One red headed, the other blonde.

"Gwen, was the Joker really true?" asked the red headed boy.

"And was he really a monster?" asked the blonde boy.

"Tell us, Gwen! Tell us!" insisted the red headed boy. "Please, Gwen!"

"Well, yes it is a true story, and yes he really was a monster." said Gwen. The sound of lightning scared the boys but Gwen just continued with her story. "You see, I use to work for the Joker, a long time ago. Perhaps I shouldn't tell you anymore."

"Go on, Gwen.", said the blonde boy. "Go on!"

"Please?" asked the red-headed boy.

"Well, not only was the Joker a murderer and a monster, he was also two men." explained Gwen.

This information had left the two boys baffled.

"Two men?" asked the blonde boy.

"How can anyone be two men, Gwen?" asked the red-headed boy.

"Hush boys, you'll see." stated Gwen. "But first we must go back to the house where I was a house maid for a certain, Dr. Bruce Wayne, one of the finest men in all of England." narrated Gwen. "As I remember it was his thirtieth birthday."

Inside the living room of the great house was James Gordon, Robert Bruce Banner (Wolverine and the X-men) his wife Betty Banner (Ultimate Avengers), and Bruce Wayne (The Batman).

"Well Bruce, a very happy birthday to you indeed and to your future, and be even more prosperous and successful." said James.

This speech was followed by "To Bruce" from all of Bruce's friends.

"My dear friends, thank you, from the very depths of my heart." said Bruce thankfully.

'Well Bruce you're a man with the world at your feet. All of England has come to know of your brilliant achievements! So tell us, what will you do next?" asked a very eager Bruce Banner.

"I cannot give you the exact details, yet. But it has to do with the workings of the human mind." explained Bruce Wayne.

"But my dear Wayne, you're with trusted friends here. No word about what you tell us will escape this room." said Banner.

"Do tell us, Bruce. It all sounds fascinating." insisted Betty.

"Very well then, I'll tell you something of it. I have a theory, that the human mind is made of two parts: one part good and the other part, evil and that throughout the lives of all human beings, there is a constant battle between the two parts. Good against Evil!" stated Wayne.

This was something that another doctor simply could not believe.

"My dear, Wayne, I'm afraid I cannot agree with you! It's my opinion that people are born good or born bad! Simple as that! Mark my words!" replied Banner.

"The truth is that neither of us knows. But just suppose that I'm right. Just suppose, and that by the use of drugs it was possible to separate good and evil." stated Wayne.

"And then what, Wayne? What purpose would it serve" asked James.

That was a question that made all of Wayne's friends wonder what the answer was.

"Don't you see? We just might be able to remove the evil from man. The creation of the perfect human being. A being without the influence of evil. A whole society based only on good." answered Wayne.

"What are you saying Bruce? You've take leave of your senses? I've never heard of such trash and insanity in my life! Absolute rubbish!" started Banner.

A knock was heard at the door. It seemed like Banner would not be able to finish what he was saying. The door opened and Alfred followed by, Gwen, May, and Peter. May was holding a cake with three candles on it since thirty would simply be too many.

"Happy birthday, Dr. Wayne, from us all. None of us could work for a finer master than you in all England. God bless you and many happy returns." said Alfred.

This was followed by much agreement.

Later that night outside, Wayne's home, James, Banner and Betty were on their way home. A carriage was waiting for them.

"What a lovely evening." commented Betty.

"Yes, Bruce delightful night, thank you." said James.

Wayne and Banner then shook hands.

"Well good night, Bruce. Charming evening, charming. But I'd put all those mad notions of good and evil aside. Good work you know, dangerous too!" said Banner.

"I'll bear it in mind." replied Wayne. The three friends boarded the carriage leaving Wayne alone. "Good night and thank you! You are good friends."

No matter what Banner said, Wayne was still going to go through with his work.

There you go. Chapter one. I will leave you to wonder as to which version of the Joker will be used. Please review.