The new intern Brittney is actually indeed based off me. Everything used it related to me: Ex: Emo Barbie. This is indeed my true nickname, well at least one of them. the personality though is based off the way I react to my siblings and smart asses, that I know. To anyone else well you'll see that personality show to. But later in the story.

The new nurse Andy, XD, is actually related to a friend of mine, and yes the character is based off of him too. and yes, he likes to call me a bitch, too, though my usual reaction to him, is a cheerful happy go lucky(my favorite cheerful emotion XD) way.

There will be other Ooc's though sorry. But there will not be any Oocxcharacter Parings so don't worry. Other then maybe, Andy paired off with Kelso's son, but that's later on. Oh and no the actual Andy isn't gay...though we all think he is...and he indeed is girly about his hair...XD

Perry stormed in, he was angry…no he was enraged…no Malevolent…It didn't matter there was no name for this rage inside of him

Perry stormed in, he was angry…no he was enraged…no Malevolent, it didn't matter there was no name for this rage inside of him and he knew he would have to get it out soon or else…well he would explode.

And as if to answer his prayers, even if he didn't have any, who else was there.

"Barbie!!" He stormed towards the blonde who was talking to a certain blonde headed male nurse. "Who gave you permission to-"

"What did you just call me?" The blonde spun around.

Perry stared wide-eyed. The girl was Barbie…right…but she….wasn't? She had the blonde hair, and Barbie's feature's…but Barbie didn't wear dark black eye-liner and black framed glasses. Or a black chocker with a large black studded cross…Or Black scrubs? "Emo Barbie?"

"Oh, I know you didn't just call me one of those wrist slicing freaks (no offence to anyone) Dr…" She looked at his name tag, and suddenly she cupped her mouth with her hand to stifle a laugh, giving Perry a glimpse of her black fingernail polish and skull wristwatch.

"So your Dr "Tall, Dark and Handsome" Miss Princess was talking about!" She burst into laugher.

"Oh you mean Dr Rant?" Perry glared up at the blonde nurse, to see that it wasn't the usual blonde murse that he usually made fun off, either. Infact this guy was more…dark as well. He had long dirty blonde hair that hung in his face and just a dark look about him, though he was wearing purple scrubs, he still found it…darker then usual.

"Dr Reid!" The blonde infront jumped and let out a whelp, but as she noticed Kelso she simply rolled her eyes.

"I know it's your first day as an intern, but must I remind you of the "no chains" rule? That I know we specifically went over for your sake yesterday." Kelso asked tugging on the chain that was attached something that was under her scrubs.

"Oh please, what are we? In High school?" She sneered.

"Well we have a specific policy on-"

"Don't care." She held up a hand in his face.

Kelso growled and wagged a finger. "Dr Reid…may I…have a moment?"

The girl cocked an eyebrow. "Please." He growled through clenched teeth.

The blonde rolled her eyes and let out an annoyed groan as she followed Kelso around a corner.

Perry quietly took a few steps back as he stared down at his chart, trying to make out what they were saying. Even though it wasn't that hard since Kelso was roaring on one of his rants. Wait, wasn't that his(Perry's) job?

"Now, Dr Reid, I'm sure your sister gave you the whole: Dr Kelso is such a devil man I don't know how he can sleep at night, speech. But fortunately I-"

"Oh no, I'm afraid it doesn't really take a genius to figure out your true form. Kelsey." She replied smiling.

Kelsey? I'm liking this girl already.

Perry grinned to himself.

Kelso huffed trying to hold down his high blood-pressure that seemed to be rising.

"Okay, well as I was saying, the other Newbie's here actually happen to think highly of me, and oh, I'm sure you know, that I just love to knock those little happy children off their pedestals and onto their asses, like the gutless jackasses they are."

"Oh, too true sir." Her grin widened.

"Oh, then I think we understand each other then. You won't go, having me flare up again and ruin my so up and coming thrashing event?" Kelso grinned.

"Yeah…" She rolled out the word as she slowly nodded her head. "…No."

Kelso's grin fell. "Excuse me?"

"You heard me, why should I? I mean what's in it for me?"

Oh I like the way this girl thinks.

Perry nodded to himself.

Kelso growled and thought for a moment. "…lunch on me for three weeks."

"Four." She crossed her arms.

"Three-ana-half."

"Five."

"Four." Kelso growled.

The girl grinned. "K." And then she turned and disappeared.

Kelso growled and stormed off, stopping as he noticed Perry. "And what are you looking at?" He growled.

"Oh nothing, Bobb-o. Just you getting your ass kicked by a lil' girl." He chuckled to himself.

Suddenly a sharp pain in the back of his head mad his stumble forward. He blinked.

"Who are you calling a Lil' girl?" The blonde growled, as she crossed her arms and sneered at the glare he sent her way.

Kelso's sharp and mocking Laughter broke the tension, and they both looked at him.

"Oh shut it old timer." The two of them growled together. They then looked back at each other.

I think I'm starting to get a weird feeling about this one.

"Hey Dr Cox!" A cheery voice cut through the break room.

"And there it is." Perry growled.

"Excuse me?" Elliot asked.

"Well Barbie, I was just thinking about a certain Gothic intern and I was thinking about how much she was re-e-eall-lly annoying me and then I was wondering if there was anything else that could possibly add to this uneventful day and then…there it is. That annoying little sqeeee-ing noise, that sounds like fingers on a chalkboard, that is your voice."

"Did you say Gothic intern?" She asked.

"Oh. My. God, Barbie. Did you not just hear a word I said?!" He growled.

"Well, no, but about the intern-"

"You mean Emo Barbie and her Gothic friend?"

"So you did meet her!" Elliot squealed.

"When you mean her…" Perry paused as someone coughed. "And speak of the devil."

Emo Barbie glared at him. "Elliot, Miss Princess is paging you, oh and T-hog is looking for his…what was it…his balls? Have you seen them?" She grinned a strange devil grin, that Perry had seen earlier, when she was also being a smart-ass.

"His name's J.D. And Turk is-"

"Don't care." The girl held up a hand.

"So, when did we get evil twins and, why didn't I get one?" Perry interrupted their "girl fight".

Elliot turned to say something, but the girl was already throwing something back at him.

"Well for starters, because there couldn't possibly be an evil twin for you, cause you see, your already an evil bastard. So I presume, floating around here would be a heavenly twin of you…but sadly I just haven't seen one. And secondly, I'm her sister, not her twin." The girl sneered.

"Little sister." Elliot corrected her.

"Like I care." Perry blinked, the words that had just about came out of his own mouth, shot out of the girl's.

"So tell me, who is this lovely devil girl and, why is she here?" Perry growled out with a grin grounding his teeth together.

"Oh, thisis Brittney." Elliot sneered. "But we just call her, Satan"

Brittney rolled her eyes. "Oh look, Blondie made a funny."

Elliot growled, annoyed at the fact that she couldn't win.

Leaving a grinning devil women alone with Perry.

"So tell me again, Percival-"

"Op, what did I say about that?"

"Per?"

"No."

"Perry?"

"Nope."

"Cox?"

"Fine." He finally muttered.

"So tell me, what's going on between you and Miss Princess?"

"Miss Princess?"

"Oh, sorry, Cindy."

"Still nothing."

"For. God's. Sake. Perry, how stupid can you possibly be?! I'm talking about J.D. you moron." She snapped.

"Ah, ah, ah, ah. K, Jesus, that's all ya needed to say." Perry paused. "Now what were we talking about?"

"You and J.D."

"Ah, Yes, Tracy, well let's see she annoys me."

"You mean like-"

(breaks into song "It's her hair, her nose, her chinless face, she always needs a hug, not to mention all those manly appletinnies that she chugs, the fact that she still thinks that I'm her mentor just continues to complex and she so needs to stop telling me when she has nerdy sex!"

"Why are we singing?" J.D. suddenly appears in the room and both Brittney and Perry look at him. Perry jumps up.

"See, Newbie that's the thing you do that drives me up a tree, cause no matter how I rant at you, you never let me be. So, I'm stuck with all your daydreaming, you wish to be my son, It makes me suicidal and I'm not the only one. No, I'm not the only one."

"OKAY!! I'm sick of stupid singing!" Brittney growled angrily. "I give up!" She charged out of the room)

Elliot: Brittney? She's crashing! Oh My God! She's crashing! She's crashing! She's crashing, crashing, crashing, crashing, crashing!

Perry: For The Love of God! Will someone get her outta here before I blow a gasket!

Turk: Elliot. Elliot.

Elliot: OMG! She's Crashing! Crashing! Crashing!

Turk: ELLIOT!

Perry: Clear!

Jolt of bright light

Turk: Elliot, come on.

Elliot: CRASHING!

Perry: CLEAR!

Another jolt of light.

Elliot: CRASHING!

Perry: GET HER THE HELL OUTTA HER!

Turk: come on Elliot.

Perry: CLEAR!

Sudden emptiness.

The emptiness was worse then darkness. It was dark and cold she couldn't see anything. But the difference was that this time, she couldn't hear anything either, she was just there… nothing to hold onto, nothing to see, nothing not even her own body. It was just…emptiness.

Elliot sat by her bedside.

"You know, we always used to fight when we were little. Of course, she would always win, but…still." Elliot sighed. "What if she doesn't make it? What if she really does die? What if-"

"Holy Crap, will you shut it women!"

Elliot looked up at the blonde. He glared at her from across the bed. "I'm not Paul! I don't wanta and will not listen to your whining bullshit!" The blonde growled at her.

"Then why are you even here?!" She shot up and pointed a finger at him.

He sighed and stood up, smoothing down his already perfect hair. "Because, as I'm sure you know, I've been hanging around this Bitch and listening to her grip ever since 7th grade. And help me, if I happen to want to see her, when she's actually not being a bitch." He sat back down, and began smoothing down his hair even though it still hadn't moved from it's perfect position.

"Do you use product?" Elliot asked him.

He glared up at her. "No." He mumbled.

"Well, I mean, your hair it's just so…perfect I-"

"Don't care." They both looked down at a scornful faced blonde who glared up at both of them. "Do you know how hard it is to sleep with you two arguing over me?!" She growled.

"Brittney!" Elliot hugged her sister.

"Can't…breathe…let…go…" Brittney chocked out, her left eye twitching rapidly with each word.

Elliot did but didn't loose contact. "Oh, I thought I'd lost you for good, and then you crashed and then, I mean really, you scared me, you really did and then Dr Cox, well you know him, he said that-"

"God women, do you ever shut up?" The blonde boy growled angrily.

Elliot released Brittney and looked at the boy. "Well excuse me for being worried about my Sister."

"It was only a fever."

"She crashed!"

"And then Dr "Rant" stabilized her again." The boy shot back.

"Well she-"

"Shut up!!" Brittney screamed. "God! You two are worse then my empty void of sleep!"

They both stared at her as if she were an alien.

"What?!"

"Do you know how long you've been out?" The boy asked.

"Well, gee Andy. I'd be guessing about, what? Three hours?"

"How about three weeks." The suddenly presence of someone in the door caught there attention and they all looked up to see Dr Cox making his way in. "Oh, look, did I miss the wake-up party of sleeping Beauty?" Dr Cox smirked.

"I'll take that as a compliment." Brittney smirked.

"Which part? The wake-up party or the sleeping beauty? Cause I can tell ya, you were definitely sleepin, but you weren't no beauty." Andy smirked.

"Shut up." Brittney growled.

"Make me, Bitch." He sneered and walked out of the room.

"Oh, I love Newbie Theater." Dr Cox grinned.

Brittney glared at him.

"What." He asked innocently.

Brittney shook her head and pulled the IV out of her arm. "Now if you don't mind, I gotta go, kick someone's ass." She smiled.

"Brittney! I don't-"

A sharp clap cut her off. (I can't whistle so, yeah.) "I'm fine." And with that she was gone.