As you all can probably tell I love the Empire.

Idk y I just do

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Chapter one: When Ardyn is bored

The tall chancellor waltzed down the halls, humming merrily and thinking silently to himself, nothing was… exciting in the Empire at the moment per-say, he felt like causing some mischief in the little way he always did for Noctis and his gang. He fixed his hat and stepped into the Imperial bar where bottles upon bottles of alcohol, wine and other fancy brands were kept.

Ardyn looked to the counter and there, were packets of Kool-Aid, but what were these doing in such a sophisticated room? The man thought to himself, shifting through the different flavors consisting of blue raspberry lemonade, black cherry, orange and lemonade. "Now, I wonder what these are for…" he muttered aloud, picking them up and shaking a few. "No harm in playing with whoever planned on making them…" He ripped open the blue raspberry lemonade packet and dumped it into a pitcher, filling the pitcher half with water and then with some strong alcohol.

Who would be the first victim to Ardyn's games?

Now, the Chancellor practically burst into the large garage full of mechs, "good day, Loqi!" he chimed loudly, the imperial dropped his wrench and growled, "Chancellor…" the burgundy haired man laughed merrily and skipped over to Loqi, "hello there! What are you up to?" he looked over the man's shoulder, "must you poke your nose into everyone's business?" the blonde hissed as popped open a panel on the leg of his mech, "why, of course I must!"

Ardyn looked down at the tray of tools sitting on the floor, he chuckled and picked one up, "everything in here is so organized." Loqi glared at him and snatched the screwdriver from his hand, placing it back where it was. "Yes, and I'd like to keep it that way."

There was silence, Ardyn slowly made his way around the large garage, about to touch one of the mechs out in the open, "quite the beauty." He said with a smile, bringing his hand down to brush it against the red metal, "don't touch." Loqi said from the other side of the garage, Ardyn took a step back and raised his hands in the air, "alright, alright. I see where I'm not wanted. I shall go bug Ravus instead."

Loqi rolled his eyes and began organizing his tools once more, "good riddance."

"High Commander~" Ardyn called, waltzing into his office and finding the man asleep at his desk, "oh dear, guess I can't mess with him either…" he said in mock disappointment, a sinister smile overtaking his face as he grabbed a sharpie from the desk. "Or can I?"

Ardyn scribbled a monocle onto Ravus' face as well as a mole and fancy curly mustache, he snickered and grabbed a stack of Empire Time magazines that the High Commander enjoyed reading and replaced them with The Daily Hentai.

Pulling a frame of he, his mother and his sister off the desk and he replaced it with a photo of Aranea holding her lance and posing sexily. (How did Ardyn get this photo? No one knows.) The Chancellor wasn't stopping there, he grabbed Ravus' tea cup and unzipped his pants, relieving himself to the point of the cup overflowing slightly.

Ravus began to fidget and Ardyn quickly hurried out of there pondering to himself, "who next? Who next…"

Aranea lounged alongside her airship, holding a tablet and looking at the daemon bounties. "Hm, what to pick…" she muttered indecisively. "Oh Dragoon!" her mood was shattered as she heard his voice. "Not you."

"Ah, yes! Back by unpopular demand… me!"

Ardyn.

"Please, go away." Aranea sighed, waving her hand motioning for him to leave her presence. "You're lucky I said please dammit." Ardyn danced over to her and looked over her shoulder as he did to Loqi, "what are you up to?"

She rolled her eyes and shut down the tablet, "whatever, get the hell out of here and leave me alone." He blinked, "you need a drink, don't you?" her eyebrow raised and she snorted, "how'd you know?" The Chancellor smiled, "come now, let's go get you a drink. I wouldn't dare do anything to you- or to annoy you." Aranea huffed and stood up, "you've already failed."

The two walked down the halls, Ardyn was surprised the dragoon actually came with him- then again, she never turns down a drink. They entered the 'drinking room' and found Loqi and Ravus, "hey, who touched my Kool-Aid?" Loqi squinted at Ardyn, "why, whatever are you doing with Kool-Aid, young Loqi?"

Ravus rolled his eyes, the permanent marker still on his face, Aranea trying her best not to collapse to the floor and die of laugher, she covered her mouth with her hand and Loqi held a finger to his lips indicating for her to not say anything. "I didn't touch your Kool-Aid, don't worry."

Loqi poured Ravus some and handed him the glass, "Ravus here has never had it in his life," the High Commander looked at it reluctantly, "I suppose I'll drink some if you do as well…" Loqi grinned and poured himself some as well, "alright, I can drink faster." "Not true, I drink faster than you, hands down." "Keep telling yourself that." Aranea rolled her eyes and grabbed a bottle, "shut up, I'm the real drinker here."

Caligo entered and stared at Ardyn, "what the hell is going on?"

Ravus and Loqi began chugging down the tall glasses of Kool-Aid. "Oh! You're missing a wonderful drinking contest!" the general face palmed, "what the hell am I going to tell the Emperor!? He requests a meeting and they're all going to come drunk!?"

"Whoa, that's different. I remember Kool-Aid being a whole lot sweeter." Loqi slurred, the alcohol already kicking in. Ravus stared at the glass, "whatever appears to be in it is quite delightful." He replied, obviously already intoxicated.

Aranea had finished her first bottle and was on to the second one. Ardyn laughed nervously, "oh dear, it would seem I've done it this time." Caligo raised an eyebrow, "what did you do Chancellor?" "YOU MUST CATCH ME BEFORE I EVER TELL YOU!" and with that the chancellor took off.

"You know what really turns me on?" Loqi said drunkenly, "please tell, I'm dying to know…" Ravus managed to utter out, Ardyn had spiked that Kool-Aid with the strongest he alcohol he could find. "Sprite. It's so fizzy…" the young General stated, "I feel you… but I'm more into the Coke kind of fizz… you wanna know what turns me on?"

Aranea rolled her eyes, they were both so weak and after the second glass they were already telling each other their kinks. "Flowers." She facepalmed, and the fact that Ravus had a poorly drawn on monocle and mustache didn't help.

"I really, really like daddy kink…" Loqi slurred and Ravus nodded, "I can see you liking that…" "How about 69, that's a real turn on." "Damn right." Aranea just stared at the two, "are you both high or something?"

They were too drunk to notice her, "you know me so well bro," Loqi leaned against the High Commander (which in fact is something he never would have tolerated) "no one has ever called me bro before…" Ravus muttered, "you're my best friend…" Aranea just shook her head, "their high and no one can tell me otherwise."

"No one is really high until you've tried some of my pot brownies."

"E-Emperor Iedolas!" Aranea nearly dropped the bottle as the Emperor walked in with a plate of brownies. The sound of Ardyn's laughter from the halls could be heard and Caligo cursing at him as he chased.

"Here." Iedolas gave her a brownie and she reluctantly took a bite of it. "Holy shit, these are good."

"If we're best friends, Ravus, can I be honest with you?"

"Of course…"

"You have something on your face."

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