One day, in the land of wherever this brightly colored crap takes place, the Care Bears were watching TV. This was no ordinary TV, though. It was a TV for stalking—er, I mean monitoring the humans. The Care Bears did not like it when people didn't care about things, so anytime they found a human not caring, they would swoop in and kick their ass like ninja bears. Either that, or they'd use it to watch people in the shower.
Somewhere at a pizza shop, a pervy old dude was ordering some pizza.
"What kind of topping would you like?"
"I don't give a shit." Old dude replied.
Back in Care Bear land, the bears were freaking out. "HOLY FLYING SHITBALLS, HE DOESN'T CARE!" A yellow one screamed. She then somehow magically teleported to the pizza shop to confront him. "I'm a Care Bear, and everyone should care. Even about unimportant shit like this!" She said in a sickingly sweet voice.
"Well… I don't."
"Then you... shall… DIIIIEEEE!" She screamed in a devilish voice now. She was about ready to shoot a laser beam from her… stomach, when all of a sudden…
Iron Man crashed through the roof and blasted the little demon away. "I am Iron Man and caring is sharing… but you freaks are still annoying as hell." He then flew off.
Back at the Care Bear...place, the other bears stared at the TV, in shock that their member of the team was killed in action. Then a few seconds later they turned the TV off and did other shit, not caring about what's-her-face anymore cause she was a dick.