Chapter 1

"I wouldn't go out with you if it was the choice between you and the giant squid."

Those words echoed loudly in James' head, torturing his broken heart. Remus sighed and shook his head at James. The boy really did do some retarded things in the name of showing off for Lily. James watched Lily's retreating figure pathetically until Sirius pulled him away.

"Come on mate," Sirius said "that bint isn't worth your time."

"Don't call her that Padfoot. You know she's not like that!" James retorted angrily before allowing Sirius to steer him up to the Griffindor dormitories.

Siri rummaged around in his drawers, pulling out an illicit bottle of firewhiskey. He poured a glassful and passed it to his sullen friend who was still stinging from Lily's blatant rejection.

"Forget the redhead, who needs Evans when you can stare at my beauty 24/7." Joked Sirius.

James laughed half-heartedly, but downed the firewhiskey anyway to appease his canine friend. Five glasses later, James was felling much lighter, the redhead all but forgotten as he drowned his sorrows.

"Don't you ever wish," slurred Sirius "that you had someone that you copuld just fuck – no strings, no emotions, nothing but...sex."

James shrugged, "That does sound like a sweet deal Pads but there a very few girls who'd be into that kind of stuff."

"Did I say it had to be a girl." Said Sirius

James was about to laugh the suggestion off but his friend looked completely serious. James considered the idea, his drunken mind working overtime and found that he didn't actually find the idea too repulsive.

"What are you saying Siri, a deal between friends?" asked James

"Yeah, good friends like you and me. People who would be able to separate sex from feelings."

James suddenly found himself thinking about this seriously. What if him and Sirius did hook up? Could they make it work?

"You could get any girl in school Sirius. Why not just fuck them?" queried James, curious to his friend's motives. Sirius fidgeted, working up the courage to admit the truth to his friend.

"Well I have someone that I like, like you have Lily I mean."

"Who is it Padfoot?" James' curiosity was piqued.

"It's...well...urm, it's Moony"

"Ha, I already kind of guessed. You're not too great with your silencing charms mate," James told his friend. Sirius' face reddened instantly thinking of what James could have heard.

"Moony, ooooh Moony do me harder." James joked. An animal growl escaped Sirius as he leapt at James, shifting in mid air. James proceeded to wrestle with the big, black dog until he had him pinned. Sirius shifted back panting and laughing. Slowly the giggles subsided and James started to lean in to Sirius who was still pinned beneath him. They were inches apart when the door flew open.

Remus entered the room and took in the boys' position. James and Sirius leapt apart and quickly stood, dusting themselves down.

"Urm we were just..." Sirius muttered, blushing profusely.

Remus merely arched one eyebrow. He looked between the two panting boy's and the said "I'm going for a shower," and swept into the bathroom.

Sirius stood there for a few moments until they heard the sound of running water. He spun quickly around and stalked to his bed, yanking the drapes closed and defiantly yelling "SILENCIO!"

James started laughing. Once he'd finally gotten himself under control he climbed into bed and drifted off to sleep smiling indulgently at his two oblivious best friends.

Authors Note: Don't be mean this might be terrible but this is our first attempt at fanfiction writing.