Family Guy's The Wizard of Oz
Chapt. 1: The Beginning
In the State of Kansas, there lived a little girl named Dorothy Gale, who lived on her aunt and uncle's farm with her dog Toto. Every day, Toto would chase the cat of her nasty neighbor Miss Gulch. But today that was going to change.
Lois: Oh My God! My heart is beating so fast that I'm gonna puke! Toto where are you?
Brian: I'm right here Dorothy!
Lois: Oh, sorry Toto, you scared me.
Lois' mother- Henry could you help me with this fricken' chicken
Mr. P: I'm trying ok?
(Lois comes in)
Dorothy- Aunt Em Miss Gulch is coming what should we do?
Em- Dorothy, I'm busy.
Toto- Can't you see that she's coming? (takes a sip of martini)
(Meanwhile, the 3 farmhands, Hunk, Zeke, and Hickory are busy with a wagon.)
Peter: Careful you idiots, what are you, gay?
Quagmire: I'm going to pick up some chicks.
Cleveland: You are always lazy and horny.
(Lois comes to them)
Lois: Hunk, Miss Gulch is so Mean! If she tries to hurt Toto, I'll rip out her spine!
Peter: Well, maybe it's because you don't have a brain.
Lois: I do too have Brains!
(Later, Miss Gulch arrives at the Farm with a nasty look on her face.)
Meg: Henry Gale!
Mr.P: Oh hi Elmira, What do you want?
Meg: That dog is what I want, you a-hole!
Lois: You can't just take him away and kill him!
Meg:Oh yes I can!