Family troubles
1. Busted!
Cheers ran as fast as he could, the blood was dripping from his face, he just had to hurry up else he would end up more dead than he already was.
Cheers finally reached the house, there was no light in it but again that was kind of normal, Cheers climbed into a window carefully closing it after him. When it was closed he closed his eyes and prayed. "please don't let them find out..." he whispered.
The light got turned on!
Cheers nearly jumped 10 feet into the air.
"Busted!" a cold voice said, Cheers sighed and turned around to face the enemy.
In a chair sat Alucard with a table with a bottle of blood beside him, he gave Cheers a seriously look, Cheers knew hell would break free now.
His mother, Seras woke up from her sleep on the couch and looked mad at Cheers, she madly walked over to Cheers.
"What is this stuff?" she asked and removing the theatre blood with a cloth.
"Mom!" he out cried.
"Why does she has to be so embarrassing" he thought and felt like his inners were on fire.
His father was just about to yell at him but got interrupted.
"Hm... that'z hard" a bad speaking voice said, Cheers recognized the voice as his rescue, Pip!
"I thought I told you that you wasn't allowed to go at any party!" Alucard said with a current voice, Cheers knew the voice to well, it was 'I'm your father, respect that' voice..
Pip walked into the living room with his nose deeply buried in a crossword, he looked up and notice Cheers standing in a black soldier uniform covered in theatre blood, he was pretty much all black expect from his pale skin and blond hair.
"oh, Cheers, can you help me out?" he asked.
"Only if you also help me out" Cheers growled in murmuring voice hoping his parents wouldn't hear it.
"zure, zure, what doez a Teenager zayz to a person who told hiz parentz he waz going to a party without permizzion?" Pip asked while scratching his hair with the pen.
"Fuck you!" Cheers out cried, it just flew out of his mouth.
"Cheers! Don't talk like that" Seras yelled, Cheers crumbled a bit together looking over at his father in the hope he would help him out but there was no sign of help from him.
A spark turned up in Cheers' eyes! He had gotten an idea!
"It was Pip who said I could go!" Cheers said and pointed at Pip. Alucard gave Pip a glare.
Pip completely blocked everything from the outside and was to busy with writing fuck you. "That'z it, Goodnight!" Pip yelled and went to bed.
Cheers sighed.
"What part of no is it you do not understand!" Alucard said.
Cheers sighed once more and sat down on a chair in front of his dad. Cheers looked down in the ground, Alucard lifted an eyebrow still waiting for an answer.
"Don't know..." Cheers madly mumbled looking out at the window.
"What?!" Alucard asked, he heard Cheers but he wanted him to say it out loud.
"I don't know!" Cheers angry yelled at Alucard.
"Oh!" Alucard said and lend back with a self-satisfied smirk on his face, it was SO typical him.
"Then how can we help you to know?" he said in a mocking tone, Cheers glared at Alucard, but Alucard ignored it. Like his little boy ever could scare him.
Alucard got an evil smile on his lips.
"Every evening your going to bed 8 o'clock, no friends, no music, no party!" he said, the smirk on his face grew wider.
Cheers nearly dropped dead.
"What!!? You can't do that!" Cheers screamed pointing at Alucard.
"Stop pointing! If your going to point at anyone point at a ghoul with a gun!" Alucard yelled.
"Hey! Mom! Say something to dad! I mean come on, I'm 16 I aren't a kid!" Cheers screamed praying to God and the Devil that his mom would help him out here. Seras just looked down in the floor, and blushed.
"Why can't she just disagree with dad, just once!" Cheers thought, he was getting desperate.
"Yes, you are 16 but until you learn to act adult then we have for your own sake" Alucard didn't got time to finish the sentence.
"To treat me like a kid! Know that shit dad!" Cheers yelled and went up to his room being sure to slam the door loud enough to let his parent hear it.
Seras sighed "maybe it was a bit too hard" Seras murmured.
"Don't worry he'll cool off when he has being grumping a bit in his room" Alucard said and took a glass blood, he filled up a glass for Seras.
"Here my love" he tendered said and gave her the glass, Seras reached out after it and Alucard kissed her when she held the glass.
Seras turned all red, she couldn't help it, it was just an effect Alucard had on her, he could make her fell so stupid and clumsy but also make her fell safe and happy.
Seras closed her eyes and enjoyed the felling of Alucard's tongue inside her mouth , she remembered when they first meet. Seras was first scared at Alucard but when she had time to stop from running and shortly just think she could fell... she was in love with him.
Cheers sighed as he laid on his bed looking up in the dark blue painted sealing.
He sighed...
He heard a friendly knocking on the door.
"If it's you dad you better get your sorry ass away from my door! The same goes for you mom and Pip!" Cheers growled, but deep down he knew his father never! Would knock on his door after an argue, only to annoy him or so.
"It's me" a friendly old voice said.
Cheers sat up. "come in" he said.
Walter entered the room with a tray with food on.
"Walter!" Cheers happily yelled, Walter smiled and put the tray on the bed.
"I notice you didn't ate very much and I don't think you got any food at that party" Walter said and sat down at the bed.
"Thanks!" Cheers said and began to eat, Cheers was so happy that it was normal food and not blood, unlike his parents Cheers could eat normal food without it hurt and he liked it.
"You got grounded?" Walter asked.
Cheers who had started to fell better quickly turned mad.
"No! It's worse than that, I have to go to bed at 8 o'clock, not allowed to hang out with my friends, no music, no party!" Cheers said, anyone could hear his desperation.
Walter nodded "not so good..." he said and looked up at the sealing.
"Damn Pip! Why did he had to tell my parents" Cheers snared.
"Well, he didn't wanted to, your dad said if he didn't tell him where you were he would suck him dry from blood" Walter said.
Cheers looked down. "But my dad wouldn't do such a thing..." Cheers mumbled.
"perhaps, Alucard wouldn't do that to Pip, there are friends in their own way but he can sure make it sounds like" Walter said with a smile.
Cheers nodded and grabbed some toast.
"But why did Pip had to make fun of the thing about getting busted, it aren't fun..." Cheer said and got sad.
"You know Pip, he makes fun of everything. This quote fits him the best: friends, do not stand at my grave and cry cause I am not there, I do not die" Walter said and got a serious look, Cheers didn't liked that Walter started to talk about death.
"Something's wrong?" Cheers asked and got nervous.
Walter sighed and looked up in the sealing.
"Being to the hospital?" Cheers asked.
Walter nodded..
"What did they say?" Cheers nervously asked, Walter just shook his head.
"You gotta be bullshitting man? Come on, it's you we are talking about!" Cheers said trying not to cry.
Walter smiled "my time is just in, and remember what I said 'I do not die'..." Walter said with a smile. "But... isn't there anything I can do? Help out with the house? I anyway don't got much to do" Cheers asked with panic in his voice.
"Just be happy that's what you can do for me" Walter said with a smile and left the room.
Cheers sighed, he put the tray on the floor he wasn't hungry anymore...
He slowly closed his eyes and slipped into the world's of dreams.
Cheers woke up by the sound of a door opening, Cheers got up and got down stairs.
"Bye honey-bunny" Seras said and left for work, Cheers sighed.
"Damn her" he mumbled.
He walked down to the living room, he sad down in the soft couch.
"It's too bad she has to work on a Saturday..." Cheers said a bit sad.
Even though he didn't wanted to admit it he still liked to have some family time, it could be anything, they didn't had to do anything special just being together, hanging out.
"Hi vampie" Pip cheerfully said.
Cheers looked away with an insulted and mad face. Pip shouldn't think he had forgiven him.
Pip sat down beside Cheers, Cheers took a deep breath to smell the sent of Pip's cigarette, he couldn't help him self. He was just so use to the sent, he had could smell it ever since he was a kid... it made him fell home and safe.
"Zorry about telling your parentz" Pip said a bit embarrassing.
"It's okay... Walter told me" Cheers said and sighed.
"zomething wrong?" Pip asked and looked at Cheers.
"Yeah... I just fell lonely sometimes..." Cheers said, Pip could hear he was serious and it bugged him. "Why you got me" he said with a big smile, he lend back and pointed at him self.
"Well... I know I got lots of friends and such but... their are all humans, I haven't meet a vampire beside from mom and dad, I... I just fell like I'm going though a lot of my human friends aren't and I don't know if it's normal..." Cheers said with a sad look.
"Zuch az?" Pip asked while blinking.
"Well... all the blood drinking stuff..." Cheers said and looked down at his feet, it made him think a bit clearer.
"Wanna drink zome?" Pip asked.
Cheers shook his head.
"No.. that's the problem, I don't and that can't be normal?... I just wanna meet a vampire who fells the same way..." Cheers said and scratched his arm.
Pip began to think.
"You zhould talk to ya dad about it" Pip said and got up from the couch.
"Are you leaving too??" Cheers asked and nearly sound scared.
Pip smiled his usual self-confidence smile.
"Their iz some teztz at Hellsing and az a captain I have to be there" Pip said.
Cheers nodded.
"Your lucky to be a captain, wish I could be that..." Cheers said and looked up at the sailing.
"Who zayz you can't? I think you would make a great captain" Pip said with a big smile on his face and then left.
Cheers sighed.
He hated being alone, he just hope his father wasn't going to that test, Walter was probably already left. Cheers walked over to the window to see Pip leave on his motor cycle, Cheers loved riding the motor cycle with Pip, it was fun, especial when there nearly was no one else and Pip was driving a bit faster than he was allowed to.
Pip turned around and waved to Cheers, Cheers happily waved back like he always had done, even when he was little his mom would take his hand and wave for him.
Cheers tired sat down in the couch, he was still tired from yesterday, why did he wake up this early?
He like only had gotten 5 hours sleep.
Cheers began to think about what Pip said 'howz zayz you can't? I think you would make a great captain' Cheers sighed, who said he couldn't be a soldier or a captain, well first of all his parents, they didn't like the idea of him being a soldier and then the other soldiers, they probably didn't wanted a person like him to lead them.
Cheers sighed.
Sometimes he hated being a vampire, he hated when people knew about it and when they didn't.
Like his friends, he had being friends with them nearly his entire life and they still didn't knew...
Cheers went up to his room and got in some relaxed cloth, he still had the soldier uniform on, his dad would freak if he didn't took it of.
Cheers opened his wardrobe, it was pretty much black cloth in it, Cheers dug into some cloth in the back, he took a black T-shirt and some relaxed trousers on.
Cheers sighed, he was bored, he walked down stairs and into his dad's bedroom.
There stood a black coffin, Cheers knocked on the coffin, he only got a big snore as an answer.
"Dad..." Cheers said and ended it with a sigh.
Cheers slapped his hand at the coffin.
"DAD!" he yelled.
Cheers could fell his dad was turning a bit around in the coffin, Cheers had always thought the coffin must have being a bit too small for his dad, but again when Cheers was younger he sometimes crawl into his dad's coffin, it was quite nice being down there with his dad. Some might think it was scary and it would have being if his dad hadn't being there but when he was it was just nice.
Cheers opened the coffin and found his dad half awoken.
"Dad" Cheers said and shook Alucard a bit too wake him up.
"Go play on the highway" Alucard mumbled and rolled around.
"Okay you asked for it" Cheers said, he walked over to the window and pulled the curtains away.
The sunbeams touched Alucard's pale skin, Alucard jumped up from his coffin while yelling and cursing Cheers, Alucard took a leap over to the window and pulled the curtains back.
Cheers laughed a bit but tired to covered the sound with his hands, his father turned around and gave him a scowl.
"Sorry dad..." Cheers said doing his best not to roll around on the floor.
"What is it?" Alucard madly asked and laid down in his coffin trying to sleep again.
"Just wondering, going to that test thing?" Cheers asked and laid down beside his father, there was just room enough.
"Guess so..." his father said and closed his eyes.
"Can I come?" Cheers begged.
Alucard opened one of his eyes to take a look at his son that had made big puppy eyes.
Alucard sighed.
"Stop making does, it doesn't suit a vampire..." Alucard said.
Cheers stopped.
"But can I please???? It has being ages since I have seeing the wild geese!" Cheers begged.
Alucard sighed "you saw them last week" he said.
"That long!" Cheers cried.
Alucard sighed.
"you get grey hairs before time by this..." he mumbled.
"You forgot the small detail, your grounded" Alucard said mocking while having a big grin over his face.
"Nope" Cheers said teasing.
"But I said no friends!" Alucard answered and was getting annoyed.
"You didn't say anything about family" Cheers said with a cute smile.
Alucard didn't answer but he sure didn't like his son's point of view on the wild geese which was nothing else than ill-mannered baboons.
"Dad, they are pretty much like family" Cheers said with a smile.
Alucard sat up in the coffin.
"Besides if I stay here all alone how can you know that I don't run over to some of my friends?" Cheers said and winked.
"Well... I trust you..." Alucard mumbled.
"You seriously trust a teen?!" Cheers said and laughed.
"Very well... you can come, but you stay away from the test and do as you are told, no troubles!" Alucard said with in the serious voice.
Cheers nodded.
"Sure, sure!" he answered.
Alucard got up from his coffin, Cheers got a bit sad that he didn't stayed in it so they could have some son-dad time, like they use to have.
Alucard took his usual cloth on, Cheers always saw it as his 'work-cloth' Cheers smiled when Alucard took his riding boots on, Cheers remembered when he was little and like any other kid had to try daddy's shoes to discover they're were far too big, when Cheers was little he could nearly lay down in them, then we he got older they were going up to his hips and they were pretty much impossible to walk in them. A quick thought ran though his mind, maybe they would fit better this time? It had being years since he last tried them, they were still hard to walk in but they didn't go up to his hips.
Cheers decided that he would try them when his father wasn't home or was sleeping, it would be a un cool to do it in front of his dad.
Alucard got finish with putting his work-cloth on, Cheers just got up in his room to fetch his jacket and just change his cloth to something a bit cooler, he still had a T-shirt with the text 'rebel rebel' on, he had black jeans on.
Cheers grabbed some goggles and put them around his neck, Cheers nearly always wore the goggles, it was made out his dad's sunglasses they just changed it to goggles, his father once told him he wore those sunglasses when he meet his mother, Cheers always thought that they were a bit precious to his father and that made them precious to him.
Cheers ran down stairs, his father was waiting at him.
"How are we going over there?" Cheers asked, his father had lots of ways to get to work, sometimes he even walked just to annoy Integra because it could take a long time to walk, other times he teleported there.
"Teleport what else" Alucard said still looking tired, he took Cheers hand, Cheers rolled his eyes.
"I aren't a kid anymore..." he mumbled.
"Knock it off" Alucard quickly said, he weren't in the mood for discussions.
Cheers felled the quick whirl, the next thing he knew he was standing in Integra's office, it looked as it always had.
Integra looked up from her paperwork at Alucard, Alucard bowed, Cheers just looked at Integra.
"The test is down at the training ground" she said looked down at her paperwork.
"Stay here, don't make any troubles!" Alucard said and left the room.
"Don't make me baby sit him, it's not even my kid!" Integra yelled but to late Alucard was long gone. "Hey! I can take care of my self!" Cheers yelled at Integra.
"Nice of you to try and cheer me up with a joke but I'm not in the mood" Integra said and madly signed something.
Cheers sat down on the floor, nothing else to do.
He looked up at the paintings around in the office, it was boring to look at them, he had being looking at them so many times, at first you could find new things about them but now they just got boring. Cheers walked over to the window, he saw a bit of the test.
They were testing some new weapons, his dad was mostly watching, he had his Casull and Jackal and that was good enough for him.
Cheers just watched a bit, he couldn't really see, he began to think, was that the life he wanted to life? He nearly already lived it, ever since he was born he had being hanging out with the wild geese and such, he remembered what Pip said to him when he was five years old and the wild geese saved him from getting beating up
'from now on the wild geese takez you under their wingz'
Cheers kind of hoped when he got old enough he could become an official member of the wild geese, he was a member but then again he wasn't.
"Think it's interesting?" Integra asked.
Cheers looked over at Integra smoking an cigar while signing.
Cheers hated the smell of Integra's cigars.
"Maybe a little..." Cheers mumbled and took a look out side again, he saw Pip give high five to one of the wild geese. Cheers got a bit sad, he really wanted to be down there! He probably would have being if it wasn't because his parents was overprotecting him.
"Would it make you fell better if you went down to practice some shooting?" Integra asked.
"Can I really?" Cheers asked and got excited.
"Of course" Integra said and started to smoke a new cigar.
Cheers looked down in the ground "it probably isn't such a good idea... my dad will kill me if he finds out... I'm already pretty screwed so..." Cheers said.
"It's an order" Integra said.
"What?!" Cheers asked, what did she mean by an order?
"It's an order that you go down and practice shooting, I can't use a vampire that don't know how to hit a ghoul" Integra said and took a pistol up from a drawer and handed it over to Cheers, Cheers admired the pistol.
His father and mother nearly never wanted him near weapons, he remembered when they had found he had a soft gun, they freaked and asked if he thought war was fun.
He was about to run down to the practice room.
"Don't run in the fucking halls! Walk with pride, your a part of Hellsing!" Integra yelled after Cheers. Cheers stopped and walked with pride down the halls, he shoot against the target, he hit it right in the head.
"HEADSHOT!" Cheers out cried when he saw that, no one else was near so he could do that. He began to shoot again and shoot after the head or heart, just as he saw his dad had done and just has he had overheard a commander tell a recruit how to.
Cheers loaded the gun again, he decided that he should imagine that the target was his math teacher, she was so annoying and had being after him all week.
He shoot his 'math teacher' several times in the head and in the chest.
Cheers sat down at the wall, he looked at the gun, it was shinning in the light from the lamps above him. He felt the cold metal against his small still a bit childish hands, it was weird to hold such a small thing that could so much pain and damage to people.
He sighed.
He didn't quite knew if he liked the felling.
He got up on his feet and walked back to Integra's office, he gave her the pistol.
"Thanks" he said.
Integra nodded while signing some more papers.
Cheers took a look out side.
"Do you know when they're finished?" Cheers asked, he really wanted to say hello to the guys.
"Don't know" Integra answered.
Cheers was about to ask her what she was signing but decided to not, she probably didn't liked being interrupted all the time.
Cheers took another look at the window and saw they were walking in, Pip giving high five to some from the wild geese, his mother and father walking arm in arm.
"Walk down to them" Integra said.
"yeah!" Cheers said and ran out of the office.
"Bye auntie Integra" he yelled as he ran out.
"Don't run in the fucking halls!" Integra screamed after Cheers.
Cheers ran as fast as he could down to the hall, his parents and the wild geese had just entered the hall. "Hi!" Cheers yelled, the wild geese got big smiles on their faces and ran over to Cheers.
Cheers got bombed with hugs, kisses and 'what's up's'.
An old man with grey hair and stubbles walked a bit slow, he looked tired.
"Hey Greybeard, hurry up!" Pip yelled in a teasing tone.
Greybeard smiled back at Pip and started to hurry a bit, the wild geese had nearly gathered a circle around Cheers, potting him or hugging him.
"Hey! Move!" Greybeard said and pushed some of the much younger soldiers away, his eyes lighting up when he saw Cheers.
Greybeard embraced him, Cheers laughed and closed one eye, it was nice.
"Damn, last week you were a kid and now your nearly grown up!" Greybeard said, Cheers blushed. "Damn, what do you give the kid to eat?" Greybeard said and looked at Seras and Alucard.
Seras smiled, she was proud of her little baby boy.
"Hey, what have you guys being up to?" Cheers asked the wild geese.
"The usual boring stuff, killing ghouls and vampires, you know the shit" a goose said, it was pure brag.
Cheers smiled.
"sounds cool" he said with a big smile.
"Hey, let'z go for a drink" Pip said and pointed at the bar.
The wild geese quickly agreed and began to walk in.
"so that's where he learns to point from..." Alucard thought and began to walk into the bar.
Seras and Cheers followed.
"Mom, can I drink alcohol?" Cheers said with puppy eyes, Seras did her best not to look at Cheers with his puppy eyes.
"No!" she answered in a hard voice.
Cheers sighed.
"Mom, I'm like 16" he said with a grumpy look on his face.
"That's besides the point!" Seras said and lifted her finger.
"why...?" Cheers mumbled still with a grumpy face on.
"why? Because I don't want you to end up as an alcoholic!" Seras said and got annoyed.
"mom, it's just like one glass you don't get alcoholic of that" Cheers said trying to prevail his mother to let him just have a small drink.
His father looked over his shoulder and send Cheers a look saying 'that's enough'.
Cheers sighed.
"Sure, sure" Cheers mumbled.
Cheers sat at the bar and drank some coke.
"Hey vampie" Pip whispered looking at both sides.
"Here..." Pip whispered and slipped some vodka into his glass.
"thanks!" Cheers whispered.
He lifted the glass up and drank the drink in one draught.
Pip got a proud smile on his face.
"That'z my boy" he said.
Cheers smiled back.
"Now... Cheers... how is school going?" Greybeard asked while drinking a beer.
Cheers looked around, all the wild geese starred at him, his mother and father also looked at him as well.
"Yeah, honey, how's school you haven't told much about it lately" Seras asked and looked curious. Cheers blushed.
Should he tell them he had being send to the principal's office like three times this week? Or he threaten some kids who pissed him off? Yelled at a teacher? Everything had just went wrong this week.
"oh... you meet a girl!" Pip teased.
"Shut up!" Cheers yelled.
Pip laughed.
"Then tell uz zomething" he said.
"Oh... just a boring normal week..." Cheers said and looked down in the ground.
Alucard and Seras looked confused at each other.
"Something wrong in school?" Alucard asked and seemed a bit worried.
Cheers sighed.
"It has being a pretty shitty week... everything kind of went wrong..." Cheers said and turned even more red.
"Like what?" Pip asked blinking.
"Well... augured with the teachers, some assholes kept pissing me off and the teachers did shit about it..." Cheers said and got a bit mad and sad.
"What did they pissed you off with?" Alucard asked, he knew when his son said something like it meant he was getting bullied with something and the teacher didn't do anything about it.
"With my eyes, fangs and cloth" Cheers said, it was quite embarrassing to talk about things like that, Cheers had always being bullied with his red eyes and sharp fangs.
"They asked if I had looked in the mirror..." Cheers said.
"And you said?" Seras asked, he knew her son to well to know he just wouldn't turn around.
"I asked if she had looked in the mirror... and..." Cheers mumbled.
"And what!" Alucard yelled, he crossed his arms, he was getting losing patient with Cheers.
"I screamed: No you haven't cause it cracked when you tried you ugly retard!" Cheers mumbled knowing his father wouldn't like the fact he had yelled something like that.
"Cheers, you should turn around and ignore them! Your just as bad as them when you say stuff like that" Seras yelled both mad and disappointed, Alucard nodded.
"Guyz, I muzt agree with Cheers here you can't just ignore everything" Pip said with a smile trying to save Cheers' ass.
Alucard shook his head, he would let it pass by this time, but a part of him understood Cheers, but it was stupid of him to get annoyed by weak humans.
"What did you argue about your teachers with?" Greybeard asked.
"About Satanism... they made some Goddamn priest come over and tell us about it and he knew nothing about it 'Satanism is a sickness, everyone who believes in it is possessed by the devil' you know..." Cheers said.
Greybeard shook his head.
"From what I have heard you tell me about your teacher he seems so fucking brain dead, a teacher should be neutral and to tell you the truth it from my point of view seems like he trying to make you all catholic" Greybeard said with a thoughtful look.
"Is that true?" Alucard asked and blinked, looking quit surprised.
"Yeah..." Cheers mumbled looking down in the floor.
"Damn that school... I'm gonna tell them a couple of things at Monday" Alucard said and was clearly mad, the worse thing his dad knew was trash vampires and Catholics.
"Dad... you aren't like... gonna suck him dry from blood are you?" Cheers asked nervous.
Alucard just grinned.
"Why not, it's my task as a father to protect my son from bad influence" Alucard said and his grin grew wider.
Cheers felled down of the chair.
"No dad! You can't just suck them dry from blood, if you go into the principal's office and go out of their and it's covered in blood, people can put two and two together!" Cheers yelled, struggling onto the high bar chair.
"I'll clean up after me..." Alucard said trying to score a dinner.
"No! Dad, there is a enough rumours about me as it already it..." Cheers yelled and got a bit sad.
"Like what?" Pip asked, if their was something Cheers hated, it was rumours.
"Well..." Cheers said "I don't wanna talk about it..." Cheers said and sighed.
Seras sent Alucard a look saying 'talk this through with him'.
Alucard nodded.
There came a silence into the bar, it made Cheers uncomfortable.
"Mom.. anything cool happening in your life?" Cheers asked and looked at Seras.
"Kind of, my son is grounded so I hope to spend a bit more time with him because now he is not out with his friends and such" Seras happily said, she had missed her little boy.
Cheers got an annoyed looked.
"what?" Seras asked with a sweet smile.
"oh... mommy is embarrassing again" Seras teasing said.
"Mom for the Devil's" Cheers complained but got interrupted by a song coming out of his pocket.
His father sent him a mad and annoyed look.
"turn that damn thing off" he madly mumbled.
Cheers pulled the mobile up from his pocket, it was a SMS.
'Hi SmexySexyBoooY Got grounded? Poor ya :3 LOVE YA!! NANA! LOVE LOVE XD'
Cheers got a weird look on his face, just from looking at the way it was wrote he knew it was from his friend, Love.
Alucard got up from the couch.
Cheers began to write back.
'Yeah I got grounded -.- damn my parents and have pity on me TTTT'
Cheers didn't had time to finish the SMS before his father ripped the mobile out of his hands.
"Hey!" Cheers annoyed yelled.
"thank you little boy, completely forgot to confiscate your mobile" Alucard grinned and walked back to the couch.
"What?!" Cheers screamed and felt down the chair once again.
"I said 'no friends' and you can always blab with them with your mobile" Alucard said.
"Damn you!" Cheers growled.
Pip just reached to grab Cheers else he would have attacked Alucard in pure madness.
"oh, and now we are at it, your laptop is confiscate too!" Alucard said in a mocking tone with a big grin.
"him and his stupid grins..." Cheers madly thought.
Seras tried to melt into the couch in the hope she would disappointed, Cheers sent Seras look but she wouldn't help him out.
"How am I suppose to do my homework?" Cheers yelled and stuck his face right up in Alucard's face. "Have you ever tried using a pencil and a piece of paper?" Alucard sneered.
"Only when I pass notes to Chaashi during History class" Cheers sneered back.
Alucard and Cheers starred right into the other's eyes and growled at each other, it was like the heat had gone up because of those two.
"Damn it'z getting hot..." Pip complained.
"Who is this Chaashi you send notes to anyway!" Alucard sneered.
"Damn dad, he is like my best friend, I have known him since I was 5!" Cheers yelled back, he hated that his dad never remembered any of his friends.
"Guyz, guyz, take a zome blood and relax" Pip said with a nervous smile trying to make them calm down.
"Oh... you mean that one who got that stupid laugh and says quotes from movies all the time?" Alucard said and was clearly mad.
"Yeah, that's him and he is my best friend!" Cheers said and growled.
Alucard had always hated that Cheers had being hanging out with humans, their were food not friends. "Stop playing with your food!" Alucard yelled.
"What about Pip? Is he food too? He nearly live with us!" Cheers yelled.
The wild geese had found cover behind the bar were they peaked from.
"We're just feed him up!" Alucard sneered.
"Your unbelievable, why can't you just admit Pip is a friend of yours" Cheers said while giving his dad a parent look, Cheers crossed his arms and was waiting for an answer.
Alucard got even more annoyed when he saw Cheers doing that, acting adult to him?!
"I'm the parent here, your the child!" Alucard yelled while pointing at Cheers.
"If your going point at anyone point at a ghoul with a gun" Cheers said making a grimace and making his voice sound stupid.
"you knock that off right now!" Alucard yelled while his eyes glow slightly.
"You knock that off right now!" Cheers repeated still making fun of Alucard.
"If you does that one more time, your going straight to boarding school!" Alucard yelled while looking threading.
"Mom would never let that happen!" Cheers yelled.
"Don't drag me into this!" Seras thought from the couch.
"Your mother can be convinced" Alucard mocked while grinning.
"Nope she won't, she walks around every day telling me how much she loves me, how cute I am, that she couldn't live without me and such, so nope!" Cheers said in a impertinent tone.
Alucard glared at Seras.
"Why did you have to make him fell special!" he growled.
"Sorry, he just looks so damn cute" Seras said with a cute smile and shrugging.
Alucard sighed.
"Dad you know can't beat me, I am the fucking king of England" Cheers said and gave his father a impertinent look while he was turning around in a circle for his father to get a better view of his 'king'.
"King? Your only the king of the garbage cane you call room" Alucard said and sighed.
Cheers laughed.
Alucard sat down beside Seras again while cursing Cheers in his thoughts.
Cheers had climbed back up on the bar chair.
Alucard and Seras began to talk about something that Cheers didn't caught.
The wild geese began to talk or more like brag like they usual did.
The only that didn't took part in the bragging was Greybeard, he was a wise old man, he was the former captain of the wild geese but made Pip the new captain when he had gotten to old, but he was still a important member of the wild geese, he was like their tactician.
Cheers took a look at the sky, it was starting to get dark.
"Greybeard... is it full moon tomorrow?" Cheers asked.
"Hm... yes? Why?" Greybeard, it seemed like he had being in his thoughts but then Cheers had interrupted.
"No reason..." Cheers mumbled and looked down in the floor.
"You aren't thinking about that stupid 'soldier test'?" Greybeard asked with disgust in his voice.
Cheers turned red.
In the Hellsing origination their was a test every full moon in every month the soldiers would jump from a window to another window who was a level below in another building, it was a jump of about 8 meters and with a fall of 4-5 meters, it was to prow they were brave and good soldiers.
Cheers had tried many times but all had failed...
"No..." he mumbled.
Greybeard took a deep look inside Cheers' young eyes, it was liked he looked into the young vampire's soul.
"Just to jump a couple meters doesn't mean your a good soldier" Greybeard said and removed his eyes from Cheers, Cheers knew what Greybeard thought about the test, he thought it was ridiculous. "Cheers... you can become a great soldier in many ways, one way is to be a good pale and a right full fighter" Greybeard said with a serious look trying to talk Cheers into not attempting to jump.
"Know, know" Cheers said and regretted he ever asked.
"Good, just keep away from those idiots" Greybeard said and sounded mad over the other soldier's stupidity.
"Don't worry Cheers won't hang out with thoze idiotz" Pip assured Greybeard.
"Hmm..." Greybeard thoughtful said and took a look at Cheers.
Cheers tried to hear what his parents was talking about.
Alucard had warped his arm around Seras, who was cuddling into him.
"Heard that there is a party tonight?" Alucard asked.
"Heard a bit about it... guess we're coming" Seras answered and closed her eyes to enjoy the warmth from Alucard.
Cheers jumped over to his parents.
"Party" he said with a happy smile, Cheers stood behind the couch looking down at his parents sitting in the couch.
"Just some people coming over to discuss something with miss Integra" Seras said with a kind smile. "Miss... damn I always thought she was a man" Cheers said doing his best not to crack up.
"Have you being walking in 16 years without knowing Integra's sex?" Alucard asked and grinned. "Yeah... but I was too afraid to ask" Cheers said a bit embarrassed.
Alucard couldn't help him self from breaking into a loud laughter.
His laugh spread out in the entire bar getting anyone's attention.
"So... I'll guess I'll have to find you a babysitter" Seras said and began to think.
"What!!!" Cheers cried "mom, I'm fucking 16 I can take of my self! I don't need a fucking babysitter!" Cheers screamed.
"Don't you dare swear!" Seras madly said and grabbed Cheers' ear.
"Damn mom, that fucking hurt!" Cheers complained.
"Don't you talk like that to your mother!" Alucard sneered and took a hard grip in the other ear.
"Let go!!!" Cheers screamed in pain.
Seras released Cheers.
"I guess you could stay home.." Seras said and looked at Alucard.
Alucard released Cheers.
"Police girl...do you seriously trust a teen?" Alucard said and looked at Cheers with a teasing grin. "Damn you!" Cheers mumbled while rubbing his ears in pain.
"Yeah, it could be fun. If were lucky you still got some old shirt" Seras said and began to think carefully.
"What!" Cheers said and felled into the couch, his head nearly touched the floor while his feet was just beside his parents heads, Cheers really wanted to kick his father, he had being so annoying!
"What's wrong with shirts?" Alucard asked, Alucard always wore a pale and stroke shirt.
"well... they scratch..." Cheers said and scratched his necked.
"Rubies" Alucard quickly said.
"Hey! A Zoldier never complainz" Pip yelled to Cheers.
"Like you keep that" Cheers mumbled.
"Besides they're geeky..." Cheers said fighting his way up from the couch.
"They're aren't geeky, they're hot" Seras said.
"You only say that since dad always wear a shirt..." Cheers said with a grumpy look.
Alucard laughed.
"Hey, it'z better than a babyzitter" Pip said to Cheers.
Cheers mumbled something.
"Damn if you had gotten a babyzitter I would teaze you with it forever!" Pip said and dreamt away.
"At least I wasn't the one to sing tainted love in a karaoke bar when I was drunk" Cheers said and teased Pip.
Pip turned red.
"you juzt never forgot..." he mumbled.
Greybeard loudly laughed.
"Pip you should have heard your self!" Greybeard laughed when he remembered the drunk Pip standing and singing tainted love.
"Good that I filmed it" Cheers said with a teasing look.
"What!!!" Pip screamed and felt down from his chair.
Cheers turned over to his dad, he embraced him and made big puppy eyes.
"Dad, could I please borrow my mobile for just five minutes?" Cheers begged.
His dad sighed and took out the mobile from his inner pocket and gave Cheers it.
"Thanks!" Cheers said.
He turned the volume all up and looked in video clips..
'Alcohol and Pip is a funny combination XD'
Cheers opened that video clip.
The start was a bit blurring but then Pip staggered up to the TV and began singing
"Zometimes I feel I've got" Pip ended the line with a burp cutting out 'to' but that didn't seem to effect Pip's mood, he just laughed and continued.
"Run away I've got to
Get away"
Pip looked a bit confused at the karaoke, it looked like he thought the letters was too fast.
There came a break with Pip just starring confused at the screen and then he start yelling.
"From the pain you drive in the heart of me
The love we Zhare
Zeems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I tozz and turn I can't zleep at night"
there was a break that Pip used to throw up.
"Once I ran to you
Now I run from you
Thiz tainted love you've given
I'll give you all a boy could give you
Take my tearz and that'z not nearly all
Tainted love... OHHHHHHHHHHH
Tainted love"
the clip ended when Pip felt backwards and was still trying to continued the song.
Pip turned all red when he saw that clip.
All the wild geese was laying on the floor laughing their asses off.
"I'm gonna get you for this" Pip growled.
Alucard re-confiscated the mobile.
Pip looked down... so embarrassing.
Seras walked over to Pip.
"Next time I'm keeping a party I'm gonna hire you as entertainment" Seras said and put her hand at Pip's shoulders.
"Really?" Pip said and got happy.
"Yeah..." Seras said and nodded...
She couldn't keep the mask any more, she felt onto the ground while laughing.