Attention, citizens of the U.S.A
(and everyone else)
Well this is it everyone the 4th of july! On this day in 1766 the declaration of Independence was signed by the founding fathers declaring the American colonies independence from the british empire! A document that started the war that earned america's independence and created the country we live in today. Not only is this day the celebration of America's birthday it is a day to honor the men and woman that fight to keep America free everyday since the very first battle of the American revolutionary war! Now enough of the history lecture it time to celebrate with fireworks and BBQ's across the country while listening to patriotic music. Class dismissed…
Now it's time to get serious…This is the recap report. This fourth of july celebration will well worth it…We recently rewrote history to prevent Lord Shen from conquering the world. (trust me…You do not want to live in a world run by that peacock) Also we defeated the phoenix again…well we did bring him back in the first place. And then we learned the stunning truth about the phony fishcakes. (which I would rather not get into detail about). Anyway…since it is the fourth of july I decide to give my men the day off so they could enjoy the holiday. Besides it's not like any of our enemies are going to try anything on the Fourth of July! Especially Dr. Blowhole! Wait…stratch that…forget I even said that! (Kowalski: Skipper if you just jinxed us…) What? I don't know what you talking about…there no such thing as a jinx! That's just superstition! (Kowalski: Like your lucky football game chair?) That's different Kowalski! Anyway…our fourth of july celebration have just began…so sit back and enjoy the 4th of july! Don't worry there are no aliens coming to ruin our fourth of july we checked! (or at least I thought we did…)