Okay… since its Christmas I decided to do a fanfic 'bout Akatsuki..
somehow it randomnly burst into my brain.. wait a minute.. I left my brain in
school.. anyway.. enjoy! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!! X D!!!!! PS:
Dei's present from Tobi is an explotion tag.
It's Christmas and the Akatsuki decided to take a day of instead of
dominating the world with pure evil. Right now, the guys are exchanging
presents.
Deidara: CLAY POTS, CLAY VASES , CLAY PLATES AND MORE
CLAY! ONLY THOUGHTFUL GIFT I GOT IS THIS NAKED
STATUE FROM SASORI-KUN! Gee.. Sasori-kun, how did you
know my willy's length? I mean.. it's so accurate!!! Yeah..
Sasori: blushes Well I.. blushes again
Tobi: (Interupts Sasori) DEI-KUN! You said u didn't want more clay so I
decided to give you something out of this world! hands him an
envelope Tobi is a good boy!! YAY!!!
Deidara : Un.. It's really nice of you.. Is this a cheque? - P.O.V: SHIT! I
forgotten all about his present! fishes into his pocket and digs out
a lump of clay Un.. It's suppose to give you luck.. yeah..
Tobi: YAY! I'VE GOT A PIECE OF DEI-KUN'S GARBAGE!! Tobi is a
good boy!! o Oh and about your present.. you told me art was a
bang so…
Deidara's present from Tobi: explodes and goes KA-BOOM!
Sasori: unwraps Dei's present Wow! A wooden sex toy!!! I simply love
it o
Deidara: Un.. there are only like 3 of those in the world.. It's a limited
edition…yeah
Sasori: glomps on Deidara and rapes him
Hidan: South Park-Original DVD.. What the f----? You gave me a kiddie
show as a present? F--- YOU! #$&$& continues
blasting out faul words
Kakuzu: Shut that pie-hole and read the back cover. rips out Hidan's
present.
Hidan: Not suitable for children under 18. Contains parental advice…
Kakuzu: WHAT?!!! I've spent 20 bucks on your gift and all I've got is this
cheapskate piggy bank from you?!! I'M THE ONE WHO
SHOULD BE F---ING YOU!! 20 BUCKS DOWN THE #$&
DRAIN!!
Hidan: I'VE SPENT 15 MINUTES CHOOSING THE BEST PIGGY
BANK YOU ASS-HOLE! I'VE COULD'VE USE THAT TIME
TALKING TO JASHIN!! SHIT HEADS LIKE YOU NEVER
UNDERSTAND!!
Kakuzu: ME A SHIT HEAD?!!! HOW DARE YOU!$#&$
Kisame: Whoa! Kakuzu sure picks up fast! He's learn all the faul words
from Hidan ! Here Itachi dear, open my present!
Itachi: "How to Socialize Better for Dummies" … 00
Kisame: Lately I saw you talking to yourself in the mirror and crying in the
closet.. so I thought this book would do you good!
Itachi: sniffs I'm so thouched, Kisame. No one's ever been so kind to me
sniffs H-here open mine. bursts into tears T-T
Kisame: WOW!! A BUCKETFUL OF HUMAN ORGANS!!! sniffs
AND ITS FRESHLY CUT!! THERE'S EVEN MY FAVOURITE
PART-THE EAR!! XD!!! Nothing beats the scrumptious taste.. the
crunchyness.. drools ITACHI-KUN ! YOU ROCK!! smooches
him on the cheeks
The ceilings started cracking and went BOOM!! BANG!! BAM!!
Konan: Be gentle, Pein!! I think the others are listening!!
Pein: groans
Tobi: Dei-kun! Is there a earthquake coming? The whole building is
shaking.. I'm scared! pees in the pants
Deidara: Oh no. It's just Pein and Konan upstairs fuc- ..uh oh.. --\\'
Tobi: They're what?
Deidara: sweat drops Good boys shouldn't know.. heh… heh.. Anyway,
you guys wanna torture Santa with me?
Tobi: YEAH!!
Kisame and Itachi: Both of us are staying in a hotel together tonight. We're
gonna get busy! blushes
Sasori: Anything you say, darling!
Hidan and Kakuzu: Nah, we're going caroling to get chocolates and candies.
Deidara: How bout you Zetsu? Everyone's coming except for those 2
upstairs. How about you? -
Zetsu: No thanks! I rather stay here. P.O.V: WAH!!! No presents for me this
year! TT
Deidara: Okay guys lets go!! blasts out with the gang
Zetsu: sniffs What's this? "Merry Christmas from L.LLAMA" Wow! It's
heavy! unwraps the present JUST WAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR!! ORANIC FERTELIZER!! YAY!! XXD! I think I'm planting
myself in this pot until spring comes!! Yippee!! -
Meanwhile Santa caught the remaining Akatsukis and made them elves
for 5 years for being naughty kids while Hidan and Kakuzu were kicked out
of the group cause not a single nice word came out from their mouths.
THE END!!
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