KP: Into the minds.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kim Possible, but to make things clear this story will also be strange.
Note: No one was harmed in the making of this chapter except a bunch of unfeeling fragile mannequins and maybe a monster.
Chapter: Mannequin Massacre?
Fuzzy TV noises….
It was happening in one seriously large Club Banana; a clothing store for those that don't know, and there were five female humanoid shapes facing down the creature with a single large red eye, his body was slightly bulky made of darkness taking on a humanoid shape and had two arms ending in three fingers and its feet were just blocky as it stared down the things stopping him from getting back what was his.
The shapes in question were badly dressed female mannequins; they were so badly dressed they could be considered zombie mannequins, and they were standing in a semi circle formation, in front of the creature, the middle one lunged forward and the creature stomped down on a floor board that instantly went up and the mannequin slammed right into it and the creature stomped down on the floor board smashing the arms and legs off the mannequin then took up the loose wooden board and spun it deflecting the two outer mannequins from hitting him.
The other two mannequins advanced forward after their two sisters were knocked away, but were suddenly defeated when the creature stretched its arms forward holding the flat piece of wood in a way that with their own momentum they cut their own heads off making them stop moving.
The creature noticed the other two mannequins getting up and was about to attack with the plank, but they swiftly destroyed it with a few well placed chops with their suddenly grown metal claws, the creatures pupil shrunk and it dropped the pieces of wood it was still holding and dove over the counter as a couple of sharp metal nails hit the wall above the counter causing the eye to sweat a little, sharp pointy things equal bad.
The creature then notice a few things under the counter that it thought was rather convenient to the situation two six-shot shotguns, two ammunition cases and what in the world was that last thing doing here? It was no matter he quickly grabbed all five of the objects and absorbed them into it's darkness, then fled as the zombie mannequins landed on the counter with movements resembling something called a BeBe robot.
As soon as he ran out of the eastern store area, there it was the queen zombie mannequin looking evilly at him as she wore the most beautiful made clothes to ever exist holding his stolen object in one of her six hands on one of her six arms, the creature glared and tried to move forward when two muscle-bound male mannequins jumped out struck the ground where the creature was standing a minute ago leaving two five feet wide craters.
The QZM (Queen of the Zombie Mannequins) just smiled and wave one of her hands fingers back and forward mockingly and ran off towards the northern store area where the conjunction Bueno Nacho is, ironically enough before the Bueno Nacho is a large domed arena like area where she would be waiting for the creature.
The two male mannequins gave the creature a little trouble, but they were far dumber then the female mannequins who were vicious with those claws, they themselves being hard to beat and incredibly strong, the creature being to weak in a direct physical fight had to make them take each other out with a single punch.
After that the creature took off after the QZM towards the northern section, when he wandered into the arena like area where the Queen was waiting holding his object in her upper right hand, she then obviously must have said something that went unheard because the creature got angry and finally spoke.
"What do you mean that if I destroy you it would ruin my reputation as an evil monster? Well just so you know I never really cared all that much about being top evil monster nor have I tried as such and besides I'm only known as supposedly evil so I can get away with doing a good deed every now and then, just so you know I don't care about my reputation." His voice was slightly deep as he pulled out the two shotguns and stalked forward ready to take the Queen on only for eighty mannequins to fall from the ceiling, twenty male, twenty female, twenty indiscriminate gender Mannequins baring the logo KP and finally twenty large well dressed evil looking mole rat mannequins, the queen gave the idea that it was smirking at the intruders demise.
Meanwhile in the Bueno Nacho there was a red headed girl called Kim Possible, a blonde haired kid called Ron Stoppable stuffing his face, a pink mole rat name Rufus absorbing mass amounts of cheese through its skin and the last was a slightly overweight smart kid named Wade sitting in one booth looking like they weren't even aware of what was going on outside.
"Fine if that's how you want it to go." The creature ran forward and some guitar music started up, the song "Bad Reputation by Thin Lizzy" started playing.
The creature started by shoot the middle left arm off the queen with one of the shotguns then quickly reloaded a new shot in as the queen leapt to a nearby wall to climbed up it and escape the dangerous weapons effective range while watching her minions take care of the pathetic monster.
I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
Shooting two charging mole rat mannequins in the head the creature quickly crossed the shotguns and did the same thing while knocking a KP logo mannequin out of the air along with another badly dressed female mannequin, then with a flick of it's wrist the shotguns were aimed behind it dropping two male mannequins that were about to crush it, then it had dodge out of the way of a rain of metal nails.
You're living in the past it's a new generation
The queen glared at how well the creature was dodging then watched as it took out six of the usual badly dressed female mannequins with the shotguns and then she motioned for them to started surging on it as not to give him time to reload.
A monster can do what it wants to do
The creature swore as he took to dodging the attacks and created to extra arms made of darkness on its shoulders to focus on reloading while it dodged the attacks coming at it from all direction.
And that's what it's gonna do
The creature finished reloading and managed to take down six more females, it was focusing on them seeing as they were the most dangerous because of the mass of nails they were launching at it.
An' I don't give a damn ' bout my bad reputation
The creature shot down two males with one shot, turned around and shot a KP mannequin in the middle of launching an acrobatic assault, then ducked as a flurry of nails flew overhead and took out a male mannequin by accident.
Oh no…
Not me…
The creatures left shotgun jammed as the casing got stuck on ejection and there was little room to escape as it knocked the shell out creating a third arm again of its darkness as it turned to blast a lunging female with it's claws extended and was hit hard from behind by a mole rat mannequin and was sent flying towards the wall.
An' I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
With a great splat the creature grabbed onto the wall and crawled up towards the queen followed by the mole rat mannequins who clambered up the wall, it pulled a shotgun while holding on to the wall and shot another arm off of the queen, this time it was the lower right arm that was hit.
Never said I wanted to improve my station
The creature was quickly knocked off the wall with a grunt when a nail struck through its darkness causing it pain, it lashed out from the ground and took down the female mannequin that hit him by picking it up in it's right hand from the ground and slammed it down head first while bringing itself up from the floor and pulling out the metal nail from inside itself with a bit of blood on it.
An' I'm only doin' good when I'm havin' fun
The creature started dodging around then it grabbed a muscle head male mannequin and launched it at a KP mannequin which swiftly did a cartwheel out of the way leaving the males heavy mass to slam into a mole rat mannequin taking them both down as the male smashed it's head on the floor and it's weight ruined the mole rats head.
An' I don't have to please no one
The creature ducks another clawed hand from a female mannequin, grabs it and spun around using its head to block a flying kick from another KP logo mannequin, then pulled out a shotgun and slammed it into the head of the KP logo mannequin on the ground were it fell after the failed kick.
An' I don't give a damn 'Bout my bad reputation
The creature tried to go after the last of the female mannequins, but the KP logo ones started to perform much better and kept him dodging out of the way of their acrobatic attacks, specifically random punches and cheerleading style kicks.
Oh no…
Not me…
The creature hauled out the shotguns from it's darkness and started to shoot missing the KP mannequins when they dodged out of the way in blurring speeds, but managed to wipe out three mole rat mannequins in the twelve shots he got off.
Oh no…
Not me…
The creature turns to kick a male mannequin in the lower area, but it realized at the last moment that this wouldn't work and was punch hard in the eye sending him flying to the floor hard and making the poor creature dizzy and in pain.
I don't give a damn 'Bout my reputation
The last of female mannequins were focusing on shooting nails at him, as he back flipped off the floor dodging the deadly chunks of metal and runs forward loading the last few shells into the two shotguns with his two extra arms formed from darkness.
I've never been afraid of any deviation
As soon as it got done loading all the while dodging and heading towards the female mannequins, then changed its direction as the KP mannequins went to make a defense for them and fired a shot at two KP mannequins going to defend the female mannequins and they went down.
An' I don't really care if ya think I'm strange
The creature changed the shape of its body thinning out a bit while creating the third arm and hand, then stretched it into a tentacle causing the hand to disappear as it spun around its upper torso after it got surrounded and whipped all the mannequins that were around him backwards a few feet.
I ain't gonna change
Returning to normal form the creature managed to fire off four more shots from one of his shotguns completely emptying it and taking down the last of the female mannequins, leaving four rounds left in the other gun as the last of the mannequins managed to get back up.
An' I'm never gonna care 'Bout my bad reputation
The male mannequins ran up to the creature and they were planning something as they started to do wrestler movements and make feints then throw real attacks and the creature stowed the loaded shotgun away while beating the tough mannequins back with the empty shotgun, one of them heavily dented and wrenched the empty shotgun away when it was used to block an attack.
Oh no…
Not me…
The muscle heads were busy trying to get the creature into a holding position, while the mole rat and KP mannequins stood back watching as the creature swiftly slid out of the holds like it was made of oil and was tossing around the male mannequins use throws and counters effectively enough to take down another two male mannequins. (It wasn't using direct attacks, after the one with the tentacle none of the mannequins were seriously damaged except the KP logo mannequins were dented, explanation at the end of the chapter)
Oh no…
Not me…
The male mannequins started to gang up and bash the creature back and forward painfully and it tried to put up a weak struggle after it had finally been hit in the back with a chair it fell to the ground they back off leaving it weakened on the ground and climbed up to the ceiling and took up positions like they were going to jump off and body slam the downed creature and with a signal from the queen they all leaped from their positions and started a mass body slam, by this time the creature was laying down on its back.
Pedal boys!
The creature raised its right three fingered arm towards the falling heavy weights and a burning red sphere formed on its palm and started to grow in size before the words 'fire matter explosion' was heard before a powerful explosion ripped through the last twelve male mannequins incinerating most of there bodies while the creature lost quite a bit of its dark mass in this attack.
An' I don't give a damn 'Bout my reputation
The creature managed to roll to the side as a mole rat mannequin bit down on where it had been and ripped up a huge chunk of the floor, causing the creature to flip over face down, holding that position for a moment before dodging a heel drop from a KP mannequin as it leapt backwards, having regained a little strength and very minute amount of dark mass.
The world's in trouble there's no communication
The group in the Bueno Nacho continued to do what they were doing before absentmindedly, not paying attention to the creature frantically dodging acrobatic and sneaky mannequins, then it grabbed a KP mannequin and slammed it into the oddly placed telephone booth in the middle of the arena that was so far untouched by all the action taking it out along with the booth.
An' everyone can say what they want to say
The creature took a foot in the stomach from another KP and wrapped its darkness around it then spun it into the nearest target being a mole rat mannequin about to bite him in half.
It
never gets better anyway
The creature turned around and noticed all the mannequins taking an odd pose that made them all look like monkeys, it sweat drops as they all lunged forward at once using odd movements to launch their attacks.
So why should I care 'Bout a bad reputation
The creature ducked under a few kicks sent towards its upper body and eye, then retaliated by slipping behind mole rat mannequin grabbing it by the tail and spinning around in place using its body as a mace.
Anyway
Three more KP were down for the count along with two mole rat mannequin, that's including the one the creature was holding he smashed it into to the ground.
Oh, no…
Not me…
The creature was tiring in the middle of this fight though the injuries had healed completely by now it needed to recover its mass of darkness to be fully operational and using it for a powerful explosion attack cause mental backlash as the stuff was connected to him, currently he was down on one knee with less then twenty left.
Oh, no…
Not me…
The creature decided to lunge forward at a KP mannequin who deflected his attack expertly and tried to hit him in the heart with its hand, unfortunately no one told this mannequin the creature has very little in the way of organs and thus it found itself being used as a giant numchuck.
I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation
The creature started doing fancy maneuvering with it's captive, and with a back swing caught a mole rat coming up from behind, then to it's left taking down a KP that was doing a forward rolling kick and then with a swift flick of the wrist two heads meet and another mole rat bites the dust taking the captive mannequin with it.
You're living in the past it's a new generation
The creature quickly ducks two KP mannequins doing a swift flying toward him and they take each other out.
An' I only feel good when I got no pain, an' that's how I'm gonna stay
Gets bit several times but manages to take down the rest of the mannequins swiftly and without two much trouble, but the last one a KP mannequin managed to do a quick six hit jab into the creatures eye before being destroyed like the rest.
An' I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation
Pulls out the shot gun and points it angrily toward the queen mannequin who was clinging to the ceiling and was also seething with rage at the defeat of her army.
Oh, no…
Not, me…
The creature fires its first of last four shots knocking the mannequin from the ceiling as one of its arms shattered into splinters; specifically the upper left arm, it gets up to try and attack with its remain two arms that aren't occupied with a certain object.
Oh, no…
Not, me…
The second shot was fired staggering it as it blew off another arm; middle right, then it regained its momentum moving forward to attack with the lower left.
Not, me…
The third shot stopped the fifth arm as it disintegrated from the blast as it swung forward causing another staggering motion, then the creature took aim at the last arm.
NOT, ME!
The last arm was taken down and the object flew up into the air, it was a cube shaped object that looked like a Rubik's cube with all white sides and it fell to the ground in front of the creature with a clatter.
It tossed away the shotgun looking at the queen, who seemed to be in denial about not having any arms left.
"What do you mean it's only flesh wound? Your arms are off." The queen made a motion about her arms being perfectly alright despite having six stumps.
"No they aren't, your arms are no more, termites are having a sawdust feast, they are blown off, they were the surgeons' mistake and they are completely destroyed!" Having taken on a silly British tone, the queen conjectures to the creature that this seems to close to a Monty Python skit.
"So what, at least I can get my cube back and there's nothing you can do about it." The creature reaches down to take the cube back when in a flash it was gone and he looks up to see the queen hold his cube in one of her two new arms that were hidden behind the first six and these were made out of solid metal, the queen was making fun of the creature now.
"OH THAT IS IT, I'VE BECOME A LITERAL EYESORE AND I'VE HAD TO BEAT AN ARMY OF; though I might admit rather multitalented, MANNEQUINS EVEN WITH MY PATHETIC FIGHTING SKILLS I SOMEHOW MANAGED IT AND NOW YOUR CHEATING AGAIN, WELL ITS MY TURN TO REVEAL SOMETHING TO YOU!" The creature reaches into itself and pulls out a laser rifle and the mannequin stood there looking dumbfounded at the weapon.
"Hey, I'm as surprised as you are when I found this; apparently Monique likes that same show that Dr. Possible tried to force Kim Possible to like when she got amnesia if you don't know what I'm talking about that's fine and all you have to know is this thing has about a good 20 second charge." The queen gave him a hard glare and held out the cube as if threatening to use it as a shield and then made a motion that it was cheating that he had such a weapon and that they couldn't use any weapons other then their own bodies due to restrictions placed on them.
"Well what do you expect, Monique probably played those Zombie buster video games with Ron and Felix so those weapons are practically made for the use of non nightmare creatures and since I'm a visitor I don't classify as a nightmare and one last the thing my name is Darkon Arters Shadows." Then Darkon cuts the queen in half with a straight laser beam through the center of her body, the cube drop to floor after the queen vaped out of existence. (Vaped- verb used by monsters to explain their sudden disappearance into a usually red gasless haze, sometimes vaping can result in different effects however boss creatures usually violently explode instead of vaping that's how you can tell what you were facing was seriously tough or not.)
Darkon looks around not seeing anything else drops the laser rifle to the ground and walks forward to pick up the cube when he heard footsteps he stiffened and then just noticed Felix Renton walk by and walks into the Bueno Nacho, giving a cheap laugh and being too tired to continue the adventure in Monique's mind Darkon just grabs the cube and gives it a quick squeeze.
With a flash he was gone from the world.
End Chapter.
Yes this all took place in Monique's mind why else would it take place in a giant Club Banana store? Also I was apparently forced to take the basic shape of wrestler upon entering her mind and using some of my abilities required more focus then usual and the "Fire matter explosion" would normally be exceptionally hard to pull off, but I was in a dire situation.
Darkon-Supposedly evil monster currently deciding to mess within the heads of some characters from Kim Possible, however injuries occurring to him while in someone's mind are quite real it is only luck Darkon has a strong resistance to blunt damage because his dark mass that protects his body which is only made up of a eyeball, eyelids and a eyestalk, while direct attacks are useless (No muscles) for Darkon he can still use throws, slams and weapons well enough to get by. (Can still lift heavy stuff and toss it around.)
Darkness AKA Dark Matter- not much is truly known about this stuffs capabilities, however it is connected to Darkon's mind as if it were biological which is odd because most sensors can't tell what the gaseous stuff is most of the time, can be turned unstable to cause powerful explosions depending on amount used, has a odd weakness against anti-matter.
Fire Matter-is a shift in Darkon's darkness that gives it a fire based element (with drawbacks to using this ability), which would work very well against a mannequin and the ability to cause an explosion with either fire or darkness always causes a mental backlash as he is directly linked to his substance when it sets off.
Female Mannequin- They represent random shallow girls Monique might have met and obviously disliked, they have somewhat slow reflex, sharp metal claws and the ability to fire said claws to dangerous velocities, despite Monique never having seen a Bebe robot they move like one, but not at the same speeds which is down to a normal humans.
Male Mannequin- They represent Monique's odd love of wrestling, they are muscle bound and slow in both head and body, however get hit by one of these things and you'll be sent flying, can do any wrestling move Monique has ever seen. They can also represent her stereotypical views about boys.
KP Logo Mannequin- They represent Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable in fighting skills, they use both Kim's acrobatic fighting style and Ron's monkey kung fu, a slight weakness however is the KP mannequin is made of lighter material making them easier to bring down.
Mole Rat Mannequin- They represent Rufus and his combat prowess as if he were given a large size, these things are the Queen of the Zombie Mannequins enforcers, they are strong enough to rip into the ground with their teeth and are well dressed because Rufus might secretly be helping Monique with her design plans.
Queen of the Zombie Mannequins or Queen Mannequin- Her appearance surprisingly is of Bonnie, basically as nightmarish as Monique can get for someone to wear her designs and considering how she vaped the queen was just one who controlled many servants and wasn't all that powerful, her fighting skills were not shown however she has six normal mannequin arms and two hidden powerful metal ones, she is the one that somehow stole a precious object from Darkon while he was wandering throughout Monique's mental world.