This is my version of Alice in wonderland mixed with the southern vampire mysteries novels. It randomly came to me so now must play. Will be like a mix of the 2010 and then 1951 Alice's.

I own nothing, everything belongs to its respected authors/producers.

Rated T for language.

Enjoy~!

A blonde woman in a pale blue dress gazed out the window at the passing trees, across from her sat her grandmother who was examining her closely.

"Sookie where is your corset? Are you not wearing it?" she snapped.

"It's uncomfortable!" Sookie replied, peering at her grandmother, Adele, from the corner of her eye.

"And your socks. What am I going to do with you!" the woman ground leaning over and fixing a piece of her curly blonde hair that had fallen from its ponytail. She shook her head and as the car carriage came to a stop they both stepped out.

- - - -

Never in her life had Sookie Stackhouse been so bored. She was sitting at a table, at what she had recently learned was her engagement party, watching everyone dancing. Quinn, her supposed fiancé, walked over grinning like a fool and demanded her to dance. She sighed and was lead to the dance floor.

In the middle of their dance Quinn pulled her off the dance floor, "meet me by the-."

"Help the war on vampires." A man with blonde hair was saying, he was over in the flower bed, nobody seemed to see him except for Sookie, she looked back at Quinn

"You will meet me by the Gazebo in 10 minutes." Quinn demanded and marched off. Sookie sighed and walked toward the table where her grandmother, Adele was sitting.

"Hello dear, is everything okay?"

"Yes." She sighed, "Quinn has requested I meet him by the Gazebo in 10 minutes."

"Well you should." Adele replied simply.

"Help the war against vampires!" the man yelped again this time nearer to the table, but again nobody seemed to noticed him

Sookie got to her feet, "where are you going?" Adele asked.

"A small stroll I won't be long." And just as she said this Quinn's mother approached her and grabbed her arm.

"I need to chat with you, come come." And she pulled Sookie off toward the garden, "as you know this is your engagement party, some things you'll need to know about Quinn.." Sookie tuned the woman out looking around the garden as they walked instead.

"Did you see him!"

"See who?" Quinn's mother asked, "I don't see anyone."

"Nevermind." She replied in a softer tone.

"Well here we are the Gazebo." Quinn's mom then joined the rest of the party watching Quinn, who was on his knee, and Sookie.

"Sookie, will you marry me?" just like that? That's all I get? Sookie thought.

"I-I." she looked around at every there, then spotted the vampire man, he ran off, "I need a minute to think!" she shouted and ran off after him. She followed him close enough to watch him crawl into a hole at the base of a tree. She kneeled beside it, moving her dress to not being kneeling on it, and peered inside, she palms resting on the edge.

Beneath her right hand the dirt gave way and she tumbled in, "how long will I fall?" she wondered after 10 minutes of falling straight down. Just after she asked she smacked into a bed, and flipped off of it. That was when she noticed all of the furniture falling and floating around here.

"How peculiar." She muttered, then bounced off another bed and smacked down on a black and white checkered floor. The room was circular and had 5 doors. She stood up and ran around checking all of the doors, none of them opened. She huffed in annoyance and looked around for a possible way out.

There was a table in the center of the room, she was positive it hadn't been there before. She walked over to it and on top was a key, next to that key, a bottle. She tried the key in every door and it didn't work. Sookie chucked the key to the ground in annoyance, that was when she noticed a red curtain.

She walked over and pulled it aside. A tiny door was hidden beneath it; she knelt in front of it and twisted the knob, "Ow! Don't do that! I'm locked. You won't fit through me any how." The door griped, Sookie jumped back a foot. "What? I don't bite!" the door groaned.

"You're a door! You cannot talk!"

"But am I talking, am I not?" it replied haughtily.

"Yes, well since I have the key, if I unlock you how would I get through, the man I followed down here clearly got through."

"That bottle, on the table." He replied rolling his green eyes.

What a strange creature. Sookie thought getting up and grabbing the bottle off the table, it was tiny and purple a tiny tag on it read "drink me". She took a cautious sip and shrunk rapidly soon standing at just the right height to get through the door.

She picked up the key, unlocked the door and stepped out, tumbling down a hill to land flat on her butt.

She gazed around, flowers and grass towered over her, trees towered over them, bright colors everywhere and the sky a clear blue. "where am I?"

"In wonderland." A voice replied.