Disclaimer: Do I look like J.K. Rowling? No. Therefore, Harry Potter is not mine.
This is a funny one-shot that I thought up when my uncle and his fiance took me along with them for wedding shopping. I'm best man!
Right...on with our program.
"No. I won't do it."
"Severus-"
"NO, woman!"
"Please?"
"NO!"
"Why?"
"MEN DON'T WEAR PINK!"
"It's not pink."
"Humbug!"
"It's fuchsia!"
"Gryffindor liar!"
*gasps*"Slytherin wimp!"
"So be it!"
"How 'bout this?"
"NO! MEN DON'T WEAR PURPLE!"
"Severus-"
"NO, woman!"
"Bloody hell, Severus, it's midnight blue!"
"Bah!"
"No, really!"
"Then why does the tag say PURPLE?"
"Why the heck are you reading the tags?"
"Of no importance."
*sighs* "Fine. How about this?"
"No."
"It's green you bat!"
"If that's green then I'm a wizard."
Silence.
"You are a wizard."
"It's a Muggle saying."
"Don't you think that the Muggleborn would have caught on rather quickly?"
"Especially the know-it-all."
"That's it. What color will you wear?"
"Black."
"THAT'S NOT A COLOR!"
"Is."
"Not."
"Is."
"Not!"
"Stop this pointless argument."
"Severus Tobias Snape! You're the one who bloody started this!"
"So?"
"Never mind."
"Hah."
"You bastard…"
"I love you?"
"Nice try."
Did it suck? Was it awesome? Well...how the heck am I supposed to know if nobody leaves a review?