Fire Emblem Fates
The F***ing Decisions
Ryoma: This way!
Xander: Return to us.
Corrin: I don't know who to choose. I can be with the family I know or the one I'm really related to.
Xander: What makes you think that they will love you as much as we do?
Ryoma: Come on! Your are our brother!
Elise: Oni-chan!
Xander held up Elise: Do it for your sister.
Corrin: Too much moe! Can't resist!
Ryoma: You like sushi, we have sushi!
Corrin: You mean the ultimate meal that is only avaliable in Hoshido. I have heard legends of it.
Xander: This is not the time to follow your stomach!
Camilla: Let me handle this.
Camilla then show Corrin her... chest. The Avatar started to walk towards to his so called siblings. Ryouma started to worried and turned to his sister, Hinoka.
Hinoka: Oh no you don't
Ryoma: We have to.
Hinoka: Why don't you do it?
Ryoma: Because he's not into guys.
Takumi: Why don't we tell him about Karaoke.
Hinoka: Why didn't we think of that before?
Ryoma: Corrin! We have this thing call karaoke. Its when we sing songs from instrumental songs, take turns, and possibly humiliate the other guy for sucking. Pretty fun, right.
Corrin: I guess.
Xander: We're losing him!
Leo: Corrin. If you don't get your ass here, I'm a gonna go over there and whoop your ass until you get the Michael Jackson treatment for it.
Camilla: I didn't know that you had it in you.
Leo: I had to put my foot down.
Corrin: Oh god, not the ass whooping.
Sakura, the other sister: We have free hugs.
Corrin: I love hugs.
Elise: Oni-chan!
Xander: You know you can't resist Elise. She's the cutest thing in this battlefield.
Ryoma: Nonsense, it would be our little sister Sakura.
Sakura: Tee hee.
Corrin: She looks generic. I love Elise.
Takumi: I like eggs.
Corrin: Me too.
Takumi: And I like penguins.
Corrin: We have so much in common!
Xander: No!
Leo: Just say random stuff like the other guy and maybe it will work. Cheese, tomatoes, chickens, ponies...
Elise: Oni-chaan!
Camilla: Jiggle jiggle jiggle.
Xander: I love you, you love me! We're a happy family!
Corrin: I don't know if I should leave you guys. You are my family.
Ryoma: No! We're your family! We just have to know each other more!
Corrin: I don't know anymore!
Xander: Choose us Corrin!
Ryoma: Come back!
Elise: Oni-chan!
Corrin: Shut up! I have made my choice.
Xander: Yes.
Corrin: I choose...
Ryoma: Go on.
Corrin: To be with Captain Falcon.
Xander and Ryoma: What?!
Corrin: He wasn't annoying me like you two.
A blue futuristic vehicle appear and inside is the most legendary man with a red avian cap and a blub jumpsuit. Appear, Captain Falcon!
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves.
Corrin: Captain Falcon. Will you be my senpai?
Captain Falcon: Yes!
So Corrin and Captain Falcon went on the Blue Falcon and flew off. The Nohr and Hoshido family stood there dumbfounded at what just happened. Then female Corrin came and looked at the two families and said.
Female Corrin: Oh s***.
And so the war continued and it got more stupider as time went by. It was eventually a war not only for conquest and peace, but on if Elise or Sakura is the cutest of all.
Who do you think is more kawaii? Else of Sakura! Your choice shall determine the many fictionous lives of the Fire Emblem universe!
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Notes: Some of the jokes are either from Youtube videos I seen or random stuff that I can think of. Just want to point that out to avoid copyright. Even if I am from just making this story, just trying to lessen the damage.