Chapter One- Blonds
Faye drummed upon the dashboard of her Redtail, examining the bounty head Ed was transmitting to her.
"Faye-Faaaye, pay attention or get detentiooooooooon!" Ed wailed, tapping the screen.
Faye sighed.
"Yeah- okay- thanks Ed- I know where he is- bye now."
"Wait Faye-Faye, Ed hasn-"
Faye blooped Ed's hyper face off of her screen and gripped the controls of her ship as it headed to a little known Earth restaurant on Callisto.
Hm, Faye thought as she examined today's meal ticket. Not too bad looking, if I do say so myself. Faye grinned. Everything but the blond hair... Faye's grin turned into a scowl as her mine uttered 'blond'. Too many mistakes had been made with blonds... She mentally counted them off on her fingers. Whitney, Andy.....
Andy Oniyate. Faye's scowl deepened. She hadn't seen the stupid cowboy... samurai... whatever the heck he was now... she hadn't seen him since the Teddy Bomber incident.
What an annoying egotistical... Spike wanna-be. Faye chuckled to herself as she landed her ship in the trashy parking lot. No use dwelling on the mentally retarded! She hopped out of her ship and strode into the restaurant, clicking her heels on the linoleum lobby.
She walked up to the hostess's podium and batted her eyelashes at its owner, gazing over their body.
"I'm here to see Mr. Brodeur, please," Faye purred.
"Y-yes ma'am," the hostess stammered, blushing as she led Faye down a smoky hallway.
Faye smirked. So easy! Flirting worked wonders- regardless of the recipient's sexual orientation. Men actually thought she was interested and girls were... flattered maybe? Faye had never actually worked out the wonders of her fellow females' mind.
"Right in here, ma'am," the hostess whispered, motioning to an open door way when they had reached the end of the corridor.
"Thanks," Faye winked and stepped into the hazy room. She squinted through the smoke and dim lights.
"Mr. Brodeur?"
Faye stepped further into the room and looked around. Did Ed give me the wrong location? Maybe I shouldn't have cut her off...
Through the haze Faye saw a figure sitting in a chair, their back to her. She grinned and advanced towards it.
"I almost thought I missed you, Brodeur," Faye smiled at the blond head in front of her, cracking her knuckles. Let's see how fast I can get this done with... she thought smugly.
"May I join yo- AAH!" Faye screamed and jumped back as a figure popped up from Broduer's feet. A familiar yellow bush cocked its head and smiled at her.
"Well howdy there, Faye! Fancy seeing you in a place like this!"
Faye stared stunned at her nerve assailant, and then at Brodeur, who looked pathetically up at her from a gagged and bound position. She returned her gaze to the man who had stolen her bounty and was now dusting his hands off and laughing quite obnoxiously as her dumbfoundment quickly changed to rage.
"What the hell are you doing here, Andy!?"
a/n: I don't own Bebop, that would be awful nice though, huh?