So there I was in a fish shop talking to Hank who wanted to sell me some fish. I though to myself, why would I want fish and what am I doing here? I left Hanks fish shop and traveled north where I found some sheep. I noticed that there were other men, like myself shearing sheep and wanted to try. I tried and tried, but without sheep shears, I could not shear the sheep. I'll find something else to do.
I walked around the corner and found myself face to face with a fine looking woman in a Witches hat and was hanging out in a building that had archery bull's eyes. I asked her name and she said she was Mikasi. What kind of name is Mikasi? I thought. I asked her what she did and she told me that she, Harlan and Nemarti help new adventurers. That's me! I need help! Maybe I came to the right place. Then she started to talk about not having any runes and how Aubury's rune shop has free samples. What's up with that, she didn't even tell me what a rune is. I'm not wasting my time here; I'm going to find someone else to talk to because after looking closer, Mikasi was not a fine looking woman.
I ran across the street and found explorer Jack and he and I talked about the Myth of the white lands. I asked him how to get to the Land of Snow. He couldn't just tell me the answer, he had to send me to the basement of the Wizards Tower and talk to Isidor. Jack said the Isidor could take me to the Land of Snow if I gave him the teleport phrase, "Ectosum glissendo".
I decided to check out the basement of the Wizards Tower, but had no idea of how to get there. I figured I would just walk around and find it. I saw what looked like a castle behind Jacks house and so off I went. I was in the castle and I found the cook. I already did him a favor, so I kept looking for the wizard's basement.
I found stairs and ladders, but none of them went downstairs. I figure I'll look for a few more minutes and then give up. Hey, I found a way downstairs. The cook's kitchen has a ladder that led me downstairs to cabbage. What a waist! I talked to the cook and he did not help. I bet I'm in the wrong castle.
I think I'll talk to this girl. Her name is Donie. All she told me was that I was in the town of Lumbridge. No help, so off I go! Lazy Lachtopher was no help he just wanted my money. I tried to talk to an Imp, but I ended up killing it. "Sorry"
Well, I have not been able to find the basement of the Wizards Tower, I think I'll go for a walk and feed the ducks, or better yet, I'll go back and take some more tutorials to learn more about this strange world in which I travel.