I own nothing, although, my birthday is thirteen days away *wink wink*
America flung his head back and whipped his arm around his invisible guitar while his left leg hooked his American flag shower curtain and pulled it back. He twisted the knob and steamy water began to pound onto the tile. He jumped in and began to sing slightly off key.
I know a place,
Where the grass is really greener!
A door opened and closed but Alfred couldn't hear it over his singing and the running water.
Warm, wet and wild,
There must be something in the water!
He squirted shampoo onto his hand and rubbed it into his hair, making sure to slick down Nantucket.
Sippin' gin 'n' juice,
Laying underneath the palm trees! Undone.
He snapped an invisible bikini strap on his shoulder.
The boys, break their necks,
try'na creep a little sneak peek,
at us!
He slid his hands over his naked chest and hips in a very suggestive way, rolling into it like any good female dancer would while lathering body wash over his skin.
You could travel the world,
He twirled his finger in the air and spun around.
But nothin' comes close,
To the golden coast!
Once you party with u-us,
you'll be fallin' in love!
Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!
The last of the soapy water slipped down the drain as his hand fumbled with a towel hanging from the hook outside his shower and a very disturbed England stared at Alfred's silhouette behind the curtain.
"What I just saw cannot be unseen" He rubbed his eyes and dashed out of Alfred's bathroom.
BWAHAHAHA this has got to be one of the most fun things I've ever written =3 Enjoy future chapters with the nations whom like to sing in the shower =D Review? Pweease?