The Twelve Days of Christmas (Anime Style)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
This is my contribution to the Christmas spirit, a remake of the Twelve Days of Christmas. I hope that you enjoy this!
Disclaimer: All characters listed at the bottom all belong to their respective owners. I own nothing. Oh, except for a few original characters, and if you want to know more about them, just go to my other fiction, Deviance from the Norm
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Backstage
Ahiru: Quack! Qua qua qua quack!
Luffy: Hey a duck! Come here ducky, I only want to eat you!
Fakir: Ahiru! Get away from her you rubber freak!
Shikamaru: This is so bothersome. Why do we even have to do this?
Naruto: Come on Shikamaru, it's Christmas, show some enthusiasm
Nami: Luffy, put her down now!
Fakir: Someone get some water!
Shinji: Here it is [trips over stage props
Ahiru: Qua-[Covers mouth
Fakir[stops in his tracks and turns around And get her some clothes!
Edward: Hey! Who took Al's head?!
Alphonse: Hurry Neesan, the show's going to start soon!
Me[Over loud speakers The show starts in five minutes
Rukia: Ichigo, I need help with these props
Ichigo[Carrying horns Hang on you little midget, can't you see I'm busy with the stupid horns
Me: Right, well folks if you'll give me a second, I'll clear up some of your confusion. This song will have singers from multiple anime series. Why? Because I felt like it. Now, the animes I'm incorporating are [Pulls out list BLEACH, One Piece, Naruto, Princess Tutu (I dare anyone say something about that), Evangelion…[Looks at rest of list
Err, you know what, just try and figure out which animes are in this by yourself
Now, on with the show!
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
[Pear tree appears onstage. Ahiru's head pops up from top A duckling in a pear tree!
Asuka[sweatdrop Isn't it supposed to be a partridge?
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
[Kite appears on stage Um, a pair of twin blades?
Asuka: Now that's ridiculous
Shinji: Wait till the next verse
[Ahiru in the pear tree And a duckling in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
[Stage roof opens, revealing all three Eva's with Rei sitting on top of her's Three Japanese Evas
Asuka: What!?
Kite: A pair of twin blades [hold up blades sheepishly
Ahiru: And a duckling in a pear tree
Shinji: What'd I tell you?
Ichigo: Hey, you two better get back here and get ready for your part!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
[Naruto appears in a puff of smoke Four Calling Kage no Bunshins!
[Crosses hands and creates four clones which call out Believe it!
Rei: Three Japanese Evas
Kite: a pair of twin blades, is this even grammatically correct for this song?
Ahiru: And a duckling in a pear-Wait! Ducks don't perch in trees!
Me: Just go with the song
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
[Shinji and Asuka appear, dressed for a wedding and holding five engagement rings Five Golden Rings!
Asuka[Blushing Why do we have to dress like this?
Touji[off stage Because you're the most likely to get married!
Naruto: Four calling Bunshins!
[Clones Believe it!
Rei: Three Japanese Evas
Kite: Two twin blades
Shinji: Is that grammatically correct?
Me: Er, maybe?
Ahiru[holding tightly to tree trunk And a duckling in a pear tree. Um, I think I'm afraid of falling now
Fakir: Relax, we'll catch you if you fall
Kensuke[nudging Fakir You mean you will
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Zolo[reading cue cards Six sword-swinging samurai?
[Kenshin, Fakir, Renji, Motoko, and Yoh step on stage
Zolo: Hang on, I'm a pirate, not a samurai, even though I use katanas. And you, you're a European swordsman!
Fakir: None of the others were good enough with a sword
Renji: Wait a second [Points at Yoh you're not even a swordsman!
Asuka: Can we please continue?
Shinji: Five Golden Rings
Naruto: Four calling Bunshins [clones shout
Rei: Three Japanese Evas
Kite: Should I say a pair of twin blades or two twin blades? Which sounds better?
Ahiru[Still holding onto tree And a duckling in a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Alphonse: Seven Soldiers a-swimming
[Edward, Roy, Riza, Falman, Havoc, Fuery, and Breda appear on stage wearing scuba gear
Yoh: I thought it was a-swimming, not a-diving?
Roy: Lieutenant Hawkeye wouldn't wear the swimsuit I picked out for her
Riza: What sane woman would[Holds up incredibly skimpy two piece
Shinji: That looks like something Misato would own
Asuka: No doubt about it
Me: The song?
Zolo: Six sword-swinging swordsmen
Renji: I thought it was samurai?
Shinji and Asuka in chorus: Five Golden Rings!
Naruto: Four calling Bunshins [Clones shout
Rei: Three Japanese Evas
Kite: How's Rei even staying up there? Oh right, a pair of twin blades, or can I say two knives?
Ahiru: And a duckling in a pear tree, eep!
[Ahiru slips off onto a lower branch Okay, someone get me down!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Naru[whispers there's been a change in plan. We couldn't find any cows
Eight French maids?
[Naru, Blackrose, Tokiko, Winry, Matsumoto, Hinamori, Asuna, and Kitsune appear in French maid outfits
Blackrose: Are these skirts supposed to be this short?
Matsumoto: What are you worried about? You usually wear bikini armor
Winry: They're very cute
Edward: They really are
Touji: Hey, look at them blush
Kensuke: Good thing my camera's at full charge
Alphonse[smirking Seven soldiers a-diving
Kenshin: Six sword-swinging samurai
Zolo: Wasn't that my line, and didn't we decide on 'swordsmen'?
Shinji and Asuka in chorus: Five Golden Rings!
Naruto: Um, four quiet Bunshins
[Stares
Naruto Bunshins[coughing Sore throats
Rei: Three Japanese Evas
Kite: Wow, Blackrose looks really cute…ack! Er, two twin blades, wait two knives, er…
Ahiru: And a duckliiiii…[Falls from tree and is caught by Fakir
Fakir[smirking In a swordsman's arms?
Me: No ad-libbing
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Leenalee: Nine ladies dancing
[Rue, Meg, Jo, Kaoru, Sakura, Isane, Nanao, and Nemu join Leenalee on stage in badly synched dancing
Matsumoto: Wow, they're really bad at this
Jo: Meg, why are we doing this again?
Meg: We needed the extra cash after you wrecked Jango
Rue: Nemu, you're not even trying
Nemu: Oh
Kitsune: Eight French maids
Alphonse: Seven soldiers a-diving
Zolo: Oh, it's our turn? Six sword-swinging swordsmen
Shinji and Asuka still in chorus: Five Golden Rings!
Naruto: Okay, got some cough drops for my clones, so it's Four calling Bunshins [Clones shouting clearly
Rei: Three Japanese Evas
Kite: Two blades, is that better?
Ahiru[still in Fakir's arms Um, and a duckling in a knight's arms
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Urahara: Ten Shinigami Captains a-leaping
[None are leaping
Byakuya: This is pointless
Kyoraku: Come on, live a little, it's all in the spirit of Christmas
Hitsugaya: I am not leaping anywhere
Leenalee: Nine ladies trying to dance
Tokiko: We only had a week of practice
Naru: Eight French maids, can we change back now?
Kitsune: Not yet
Alphonse: Seven soldiers a-diving
Edward: Why are you here if you're not a soldier?
Roy: None of us could sing that well
Zolo[snoring
Kenshin[sweatdrop Oro oro, six sword-swinging samurai
Yoh: Swordsmen
Kenshin: Oro?
Shinji and Asuka: Five Golden Rings!
Asuka: I was just wondering, why are all these engagement rings?
Shinji: You think someone is trying to tell us something?
Everyone: Yes!
Naruto: Four calling Bunshins[Clones shout Believe it!
Rei: Three Japanese Evas
Kite: Okay, I give, should it be two blades, a pair of twin blades, or two twin blades?
Ahiru: And a duckling in a knight's arms
Fakir: Sorry, you might have to get back up there, my arms are getting tired
Ahiru: Qua-!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Kazuki: Er, eleven pipes?
[Stares
Kazuki: No one knew how to play the pipes!
Urahara[flips open fan Ten shinigami captains NOT leaping
[Captains stare at him
Leenalee: Let's not fight. Nine ladies dancing
Rue: Not really
Kitsune: Eight French Maids
Alphonse: Seven soldiers a-diving
Yoh: Yeah, he's not waking up
Renji: Oh, it's our turn; Six sword-swinging samurai
Fakir[still holding Ahiru I thought you agreed on swordsmen
Renji: Ack, right right
Shinji: Hey, Fakir, do you need a ring?
Asuka[giggling looks like we'll only have Four Golden Rings
[Ahiru and Fakir blush
Naruto: Um, four calling Bunshins
Clones: Believe it!
Rei: Three Japanese Evas
Kite: Two blades
Ahiru: And a duckling in a knight's arms
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Haruhi: Twelve time-traveling drums!
[Everyone stares as twelve drums drop out of a whirling green vortex
Shinji: Hey isn't that the Avatar's portal device?
Hunter: Hey, come back here!
Kyon[Grabbing Haruhi and running I told you it was a bad idea to take that!
Kazuki: Eleven pipes
Urahara: Very interesting…Ten shinigami captains leaping
Mayuri: We are not leaping
Leenalee: Nine dancing ladies
Sakura: I'm not doing well am I?
Naruto: No not really
Sakura[Very angry Take this[Knocks Naruto out
Kitsune: We kinda need him for the song
Sakura: I'll take care of it
Naru: Right, um, eight French maids
Alphonse: Seven soldiers a-diving
Motoko: Six Samurai swinging swords
Renji: Swordsmen! Swordsmen you idiot!
Motoko [stares Sexist pig
Shinji and Asuka: Five Golden Rings!
Asuka: Still interested Fakir?
Sakura: Four calling Bunshins [creates her own
Clones: Cha' right!
Rei: Three Japanese Evas
Kite: Two blades
Ahiru: And a duck in a knight's arms
The End
Backstage
Me: Finally, that took forever. I'd like to thank the Avatars for allowing us to do this performance
Cairn: You're welcome
Sai: Eh, I've seen better
Anime the characters came from:
BLEACH: Ichigo, Rukia, all the captains, Renji, Matsumoto, Urahara, Hinamori
Burst Angel: Meg and Jo
Evangelion: Shinji, Asuka, Rei, Kensuke and Touji
Princess Tutu: Ahiru, Fakir, and Rue
Full Metal Alchemist: Edward, Alphonse, Winry, Roy, Riza Hawkeye, Havoc, Fuery, Falmon, and Breda
Dot Hack: Kite and Blackrose
Love Hina: Motoko, Kitsune, Naru
Mahou Sensei Negima: Asuna
D.Gray-man: Leenalee
Buso Renkin: Kazuki and Tokiko
Naruto: Naruto, Shikamaru, and Sakura
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Haruhi and Kyon
Rurouni Kenshin: Kaoru and Kenshin
One Piece: Luffy, Nami, and Zolo
Shaman King: Yoh
If I missed any let me know. Anyway, have a very Merry Christmas!
Later