GRAVITY FALLS IS COMING BACK!AAAHHH, get out of my fic, excited me! ( Me and excited me are two different people.) IDK what this is, Sorry. Just random Stuff with the Pines Family. TW: It's all really stupid. Crack fics I guess.

" Mabel!" A voice rose from the sitting room and Mabel, hearing her name, went to investigate. She walked into the room to find a very tired looking Grunkle Ford.

He looked up at her as she walked in. " Ah, Mabel, there you are. I need your help. I can't move."

Mabel gasped. " Are you okay?! Why can't you move!"

He groaned. " Because Coffee is gone."

Mabel laughed. " You don't need coffee to move, silly!"

Grunkle stan walks in. " He does. Hasn't been able to function without it for years. How did you survive on the other side of the portal?"

" Adrenaline. And fear of dying."

Grunkle Stan leaves.

Mabel looks back to Ford. " So how am I supposed to help?"

Ford gave her a hopeful smile. "You're the most creative girl I've ever met, which is saying something. I'm sure you can come up with something."

Mabel squeals and leaves the room to create something to help her Grunkle Ford.

*Two Minutes later*

" I'm back!"

Ford looks up from the couch to see Mabel holding a pitcher of pink sparkly liquid. Ford maybe starts to regret his decision. " What in the multiverse is that? And is that a plastic dinosaur? What is that doing in a beverage?" Mabel's face fell. Ford quickly rectifies, " Never mind, I trust you." Mabel's face lights up again and she hands him a cup of the probably deadly liquid.

" I call it Mabel Juice!" She says proudly. " You should be up and at it in no time!"

Ford eyes the drink skeptically, but after looking back at her excited, hopeful face, downs the drink, ( not the dinosaur) in one gulp.

" Mmm, not ba-" Ford jumps up and starts singing folk songs. " Lalala, Mabel is awesome and I think I'm hallucinating cats with mushrooms! Lalala."

Ford starts going through all of the house, reorganizing in a way that makes more sense to his Mabelfied brain. Dipper walks in. Sees the pitcher and Mabel with a singing Ford and leaves again.

" Not today. Not today."

I found this in my Doc Manager, and I was like, HECK YA! So here you go, crackfic of some sort. I thought it was funny, hope you enjoyed. I guess.