My cat X reader
"Oh hey snowflake"
"lets feed you you fat fucking sack of shit"
*seductive meow "what the fucking shit snowflake!"
*even more seductive meow "what the fuck"
*cat starts humping couch "calls vet"
*cat thrusts into air and shouts: "fuck you, ugly ass white potato looking motherfucker!"
* cat proceeds to take shit on your fucking face
this is art