Haruhi the Cowgirl
Summary: Instead of Haruhi going to Karuizawa for vacation, what if she went to Texas and instead of Misuzu owning a Bed and Breakfast she owns a ranch full of horses. What will the Host club think when they see her in boots, a cowboy hat and riding a horse? Especially Kyoya and Tamaki. AU of episode 15.
Pairings: Kyoya/Haruhi/Tamaki, Hikaru/Kaoru, Hunny/Mori
I Don't Own Ouran or any of the characters.
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Chapter One: She's Missing!
Early in the morning at the Hitachiin Mansion, in a huge bedroom, a cell phone started to ring. A lump in the bed started to move and a voice called out "Hikaru, your phone. Hikaru." Another lump in the bed made a groaning sound as a voice said "Answer it for me will you Kaoru?" The first lump said in rejection "No way don't you recognize that ring tone?" Hikaru sighed and said in a whiny voice as he reach a hand out from under the covers and went for the phone that kept ringing "You gotta be kidding me. We're only three days into summer vacation, why can't he let us sleep in?" The hand grabbed the phone and a young boy with red messy hair came up from under the covers and sit up and answered the phone while another boy who looked exactly like him came up and leaned on his twin's back. "He's probably been up since dawn." Said Kaoru. Hikaru yawned and answered the phone and said in an annoyed voice "Yeah, what?" A voice yelled out through the phone and it was so loud it shook the entire room and the Hikaru had to hold the phone away from his ear but he stilled winced at the loudness, "SHE'S GONE, MY BELOVED DAUGHTER HAS VANISHED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! She must've been kidnapped by a band of gypsies, I just know it! Contact the police; we have to request and emergency deployment of the STF!" (A.N. I don't know if in the English version of the show he said STF or SDF sorry if it's not right) When the voice stopped Hikaru pulled the phone back to his ear and said "Wait slow down, your not making any sense. Now what?" After a minute of the voice repeating what he said slowly Hikaru's eyes got wide and said in a panic voice "What do you mean Haruhi's gone?" Far off at the Haninozuka Mansion a small honey colored hair boy holding a pink bunny known as Hunny, said into his cell phone in a shocked voice, "Huh, so Haru-chan is really missing?" At the Morinozuka Mansion out in a field where a tall man known as Mori, was practicing with a sword while talking on his cell phone said in a monotone voice "And her family is bankrupted?" Over at the Suoh Mansion a tall blonde boy in baby blue PJs and slippers, known as Tamaki, cried out into an old looking phone with a long cord connected over in another part of the mansion "It's the only explanation. I've been trying to get through to her home phone and her father's work for the past several days and no one will answer!" He paced around in a circle causing the phone cord to wrap around his legs and make him trip when he got back up he cried into the phone saying "They been evicted and forced into endured servitude. We have to rescue them!" Hunny cried out "Oh, Haru-chan!" Hikaru said into the phone" Boss please not so loud, have you tried calling her cell phone yet?" "Cell phone? Why on earth would she have a cell phone?" Tamaki yelled out then got a thinking look on his face with his chin sitting between his finger and thumb, then snapped said finger and thumb and said "Of course, she was issued one by a secret underground network of commoners known as the plebian exchange." Then another smooth voice also known as Kyoya said "Not to interrupt you delusion, but Haruhi is currently in Tennessee, USA." Tamaki looked on in confusion and shock as he pictured Haruhi in his head, "Haruhi was turned out of her home, kidnapped by gypsies, and forced into servitude in Tennessee?" Kyoya said in an annoyed voice "Moron."
Hope Yall liked it. Took me a while to follow the episode lol!