Welcome To The Theatre Of Awesomeness
(to be renamed)
Me: Welcome to the theatre of awesomeness to be renamed! Please welcome our interviewees for the day!
*Shouts*
Me: ELSA
*Elsa Walks In*
Audience: *screams, and everyone starts singing let it go*
Me: [still shouting] ANNA
*moment of silence*
Audience: *murmurs and starts frantically whispering* WHERE IS SHE
Me: ANNA!
*Anna still doesn't show up, I make a short call through my walke talkie, moments later A man dressed as Anna shows up*
Audience: WHOO HO- Wait, what?
Me: Just dismiss it people…. OLAF
*Man walks in with a jar of water*
Audience: *cries*
Olaf: Hi everybody! I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs.
Audience: Huh?
*Olaf appears from behind the man*
Audience: ummmmm….. YAY!
Me: Christoph!
*Christoph runs in and kisses Anna. Man/Anna blushes*
Christoph: *realizes what just happened, and starts scraping his tongue. Realizes audience is there, and looks up sheepishly.* Whoops?
Me: Well, that was awkward…
*Anna runs in, and sits down like all the others*
Me: We can now begin. First Q, For Anna. When are you and Christoph getting married?
Christoph: We've only known each other for a month! But- In December.
*Anna and Christoph start gazing dreamily at Olaf…..*
Olaf: Why are you staring at me? I've always dreamed of being stared at.
Audience: * stares at olaf. one girl shouts* OLAF MARRY ME!
Olaf: Oh, no, I'm dating.
Me: *jaw drops* WHO?
Olaf: Myself at the moment….*buts his hand to the side of his mouth* But I'm planning to break up with myself. I can be a little self absorbed.\
Me: Now, a question for Kristoff, What is your favorite top 40 song?
Kristoff: Ice, Ice Baby.
Me: Oh, right duh. And you Anna?
Anna: I really like shake it off, ya know?
Me: *dancing to the tune shake it off* Yeah, I know. How about you Sphen?
*sphen is hiding behind a curtain*
Sphen: *grunts*
Kristoff: he says he likes the song Chandelier. Ever since those crystlas on northern mountain...
just to clarify, I'm talking about the moment where Sphen is walking through the like hanging icicle thingies, right before they find Olaf.
Me: now, Olaf, what's your favorite so?
Olaf: Well, I'll tell you this much, I don't really like summertime sadness. *yells at the top of lungs* SORRY LANA DEL RAY
*We all cover our ears and cringe*
Me: *talking weirdly and oddly loud* Well that concludes our show for today!