Total Drama Elimination Game - Season 2 Episode 1
Chris: Welcome Total Drama fans to the second season of Total Drama Elimination Game! This time around we will see the 13 contestants from Revenge of the Island battling it out for another $10,000! Who will be victorious, and who will become losers? Find out here on the first episode of Total Drama Elimination Game, Season 2!
(Insert theme song here)
Chris: It's time to introduce the contestants!
A boat arrives and Jo steps out.
Jo: Your dead McLean! After All-Stars I promised myself I wouldn't come back to this hellhole of a show!
Chris: Fortunately for me, you can't decide whether you want to come back or not. I do! Thank God for those contracts of yours.
Jo: Grrrrr
Chris: The next person is multiple personality Mike!
Mike: Uhh don't you remember, I lost all my personalities. It's just me now.
Chris: Huh, well thats boring, go stand next to Jo I'm done talking to you.
Mike: Um okay…
The next person to arrive is Brick.
Brick: Brick reporting for duty!
Jo: Ugh it's this guy again.
Brick: Good to see you again ma'am, but I must admit I am here to win this time, so I won't be going easy on you.
Jo: Sorry to burst your bubble Brickhead, but there are no challenges this time so haha.
Brick: Oh, but that doens't mean I can't win!
Jo: We'll see…
Chris: Next up is… B!
B: …
Chris: Okay you're boring, next up is Scott.
Scott: Great, another season of this crap.
Chris: Hey, unless you want to go home right now I suggest you start liking this place.
Scott: That would be nice.
Chris: Oh, well then you're staying, ha!
Scott: Unless they vote me out.
Chris: Whatever, the next person is Zoey.
Zoey: Mike!
Mike: Zoey!
Scott: Seriously, how annoying can some people be.
The next person to arrive is Anne Maria.
Anne Maria: Hey losers, where's Mike? I wanna get it on with Vito again.
Mike: Uhhh I can't do that no more, Vito's gone…
Anne Maria: Nooooo, well you're useless then.
Chris: Next up is Dawn.
No one steps out of the boat and Chris then realises she is sitting next to him.
Chris: Whoah! You are one freaky kid.
She goes over and stands next to the rest.
Scott: Ewww, it's creepy girl.
Dawn: Ewww, it's dirty Scott.
Chris: Next up is Sam!
Sam steps out of the boat playing on a Nintendo Switch.
Chris: Sam, you're gonna have to give that to me.
Sam: Aren't we allowed one luxury item.
Chris: Fine, keep your stupid gadget.
Dakota then arrives, looking relatively similar to a human.
Sam: Dakota! Good to see your back to normal, those scientists did a good job!
Dakota: Yeah, good thing I'm rich, because it wasn't cheap.
Chris: Move along people, the next person is Lighting!
Lighting: Sha-yeah! Lighting strikes again!
Jo: Seriously, this guy hasn't fallen off a cliff yet?!
Lightning: Sha what?
Scott: I think she's trying to say that you're stupid.
Lightning: Lightning aint stupid, he just don't think about stuff that aint important.
After that he begins to walk up to the campers but accidentally falls in the water.
Jo: Like looking where you're going.
Chris: Next up is bubble boy Cameron.
Mike: Hey Cam, good to see you buddy,
Cameron: Yeah, hey guys.
Chris: And last, and I guess least, Staci.
Staci: Did you know that boats where invented by my great great…..
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Chris: Well then, now that everyone is here it's time to begin. But, for an early twist we're going straight into an elimination!
Mike: Are we not even being put into teams?
Chris: We'll get to that eventually, but first it's time for someone to become the first loser for this season. Who will be the first to go home? Find out next time on Total Drama Elimination Game!
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