Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men Evolution, or the woodchuck song, or AFV. I have no idea who owns any of them.
Number 1: Give Your Headmaster Nightmares
Xavier woke to a strange noise coming from the hallway. It sounded like singing. He exited the room and looked down the hall. No one was there. He turned around to see what appeared to be Logan in a beaver costume. Voices came from the closed doors. He knew that behind the doors were the students' rooms. The voices were chanting, "How much Chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck? How much Chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck?" He shivered. What on earth was going on? He turned back to the doors. Suddenly, a few giant woodchucks appeared. They chittered and started walking towards him. He backed up, and heard sudden maniacal laughter. The woodchucks chittered again and chased him down the hall. He turned a corner, and found himself back in the same hallway. The voices continued chanting, "How much Chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck?" He sped back into his bedroom and jumped into his bed. "It's just a dream, it's just a dream..." he murmured to himself and fell back asleep.
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The next morning, Xavier woke up and headed into the kitchen for breakfast. Logan smiled. "Hey, Chuck." He winced. "We're going to a woodchuck reserve today, remember? Everyone's coming along." Xavier nodded shakily. He rolled into the living room where Rogue was watching America's Funniest Home Videos. Suddenly, she started laughing. He recognized it as the laugh from last night and started screaming. He rolled down the hall and out the door.
"What's his problem?"