Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or its characters…but if I did some things would be changing.

Dedicated to xXxSentimentsxXx

Summary: Finland doesn't approve of the relationship between Netherlands and the little sister of Switzerland.

At the house of Netherlands…

"You're disgusting."

"I know right?"

"Lars this isn't funny. What you're doing is…is wrong."

"Believe me Tino there are more freaks out there in the world and a lot of them aren't pedophiles."

"Be serious for once!"

"I am serious Tino and nothing you say or do will stop me from being with Lichtenstein. Not even that dull bloke you call husband."

"Leave Sweden out of this!"

"Whatever."

"…"

"…You can leave if you want."

"I can't…I won't. Not until you promise to leave Lily alone."

"Oh so you two are on a first name basis now? I'm not surprised. You had always wanted a daughter."

"Lars please…just…just tell me why you…why your so fond of her so much?"

"I can't help but like her and beside you know I like little girls."

"…You're sick. Sick and disgusting."

"Then Lily and I can be sick and disgusting together."

"She's a child and not even a woman!"

"She's not a kid anymore. She may look like one but she's older now…eighteen I think."

"She's still a child!"

"Tino she looks like one. Please stop referring to her as a child."

"Lars…I know all about your…fetish for young looking girls but be reasonable for once. She's only a little girl with no sense of the world."

"What the fuck? Tino she's been involved in both World Wars and it didn't really matter that she was neutral! She nearly starved to death saw things that no other person should see and…dear God don't get me started on World War II."

"Still…"

"She's no child. I kid you not Tino."

"…Did you really court her just because of how young she looks?"

"Yes and no."

"I need a straight answer."

"And I did give you a straight answer now run along and play house wife to your husband and kid."

"You know I sometimes wonder what goes on through that spiky head of yours."

"And if you knew you would probably faint now get out."

"I still don't like what you're doing."

"You never like the things I do."

"Your right and that's because the things you do aren't appropriate."

"And that's what I like about myself. Goodnight Finland."

"…Goodnight Netherlands."

END.