Sonic was laughing at the screams coming from behind the locked door.

"Sonic,you asshole!" Falco cried.

"If you don't open this door, I'm gonna fucking kill you!" Wolf warned.

"Open it!Now!" Fox added.

"Ah...No thanks." Sonic replied.

"SONIC!" The trapped animals screamed, banging on the door.

Said hedgehog cackeled. "Priceless!"

Lucario then passed by, but stopped when he saw what was going on.

"Sonic, what did you do?" He asked.

"I locked the StarFox characters in a room." Sonic replied.

"Yeah, and if he doesn't open the door I'm gonna kick his smug ass!" Wolf barked.

Ha, get it? He barked? And he's a wolf? Which is a dog?...I'll get back to the story.

"Sonic." Lucario said.

"Yeah?" The blue blur said.

"...You're going to die." The Aura Pokemon simply stated,walking away.

"What do ya mean?" Sonic asked.

"You should never lock the StarFox characters in a room." Lucario explained. "Toon Link learned that the hard way."

"Wh-what happened to him?"

"He got smashed,blasted,and run over by their Landmasters after he freed them."

Sonic gulped.Well shit.

"But, if I open this door, I'll still be a goner!" He pointed out.

"That's your problem." Lucario said.

Sonic looked at the lock door.

"Sonic." Fox growled.

"Y-yeah?" The hedgehog replied.

"Open the door." Falco ordered.

"...Promise not to kill me?" Sonic pleaded.

For a while,there was no reply.

"Uh...guys?"

Nothing.

"Yeah. We promise." Wolf stated.

"You sure?" Sonic questioned.

"We're sure." The StarFox characters said.

Sonic nodded to himself, unlocked the door, and opened it.

"Thanks for understa-" He started, but then froze. He was greeted by all three characters each holding a Smash Ball in their hands.

Sonic blinked, then shook his head. "...Fuck."

The three glares were so deadly that they can pierce through your soul.

"Ah...Ha, ha, ha...Funny joke, right guys?" Sonic laughed nervously. "No hard feelings, right?"

"..."

"Er...Guys?...Oh shi-"

~~~Later~~~

Sonic groaned, and stumbled out of the infirmary. Right arm and forehead wrapped in gauze, left leg in a cast, have to use cretches.

"Ow...My head..."

Toon Link passed by. "You locked the StarFox peeps in a room?"

"Yeah."

"I feel your pain."

Sonic groaned again. "Oh man...Never will I do that again..."

I'm a freaking idiot.

He walked into the dinning room, and was noticed by Meta Knight.

"Let me guess, you did the same thing that Toon Link did?" He asked the hedgehog.

"Man, does everyone know about that?" Sonic hissed.

"...Yes." Meta Knight answered his questioned.

"Oh...PAIN!"

"Sonic, you can't really blame them for mortally injuring you."

"I don't really see it! IT WAS A JOKE!" Sonic whined.

"Sonic. You trapped them in a room. That's the second time that has happened to them." Meta Knight explained. "If you were trapped in a room with your enemy and rival, you would be angered, too."

"Aren't enemies and rivals the same?"

"Nevermind..."

~~~Meanwhile~~~

"You three could have gone easy on the poor guy." Lucario suggested.

"Hey, it's his fault that he wanted to pull a joke on us!" Fox snapped.

"Yeah. We did a worse job on Toon Link than Sonic." Wolf pointed out.

"...I'm afraid to ask but,why?" Lucario sighed.

"He kept us in there for three whole days while Sonic locked us in for ten minutes." Falco answered.

"That all?" Lucario asked.

"You don't wanna know the rest." Fox replied.

Lucario shook his head. "I think I want to keep it that way."

~~~End~~~

A/N: This is my first humor based if it seemed to short and ... meh.

Poor Sonic. He had to get pulverized by not one, but three Landmasters