Hi, and welcome to Crazy Chat(any french speakers will see the pun:)), the new Warriors Chat Show. My name is Darkfur, and I will now introduce my fellow hosts:-
Please welcome:... Bluestar!
Bluestar: Hey baby, I is dead and I is crazeh so no sir no pizza please!
Darkfur: Errrr... ok, let's move swiftly onwards. Contrary to popular belief, our next host is not dead, they just pretended to be so the battle would be over quicker, because they were scared and wanted Mummy.. aww.. Please welcome: Scourge!
Scourge: Ooh, isn't this she-cat in a bikini in a magazine hot?Can I f*** - Oh, whoops, I'm on Tv I WILL KILL U IF U TELL ANYONE WHAT I JUST SAID!GRRR!
Darkfur: Moving on... everybody, I give you Tigerstar, known affectionately as Tigger!
Tigerstar: *too busy looking at Scourge's magazine to care* oh, baby, ohhhhhhhhhh... i love you...
Bluestar: Aaaaaah you freak! A dancing rainbow is assaulting me! AND I AM A MEMBER OF BANANA INTERNATIONAL!
Darkfur: Why? Now, Tigerstar is not going to like our final host... THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE MAGNIFICENT, FIRESTAR!
Firestar: I cannot believe this. I am having such a bad day. My mate forced me to wait for five hours outside the dirtplace while she put excessive quantities of mascara on, she then forced me to LOOK at her, then ... I SPILT MY COFFEE!
Bluestar*points to firestar* Hot!
Darkfur: Believe it or not, I have actually managed to persuade a guest to sit next to this dead spaz on the sofa... but that will be next time. R and R everybody, and no flames from anonymous reviewers please!