DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR SPONGEBOB ________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Kisame: Killing's not about winning, it's about fun!
Itachi: Fun? What's that.
Kisame: Fun is when you.....fun is...it's like....
Itachi: -/.\-?
Kisame: It's kinda.....sorta like a...Hm, what is fun?...Let me spell it for you!
Itachi: What?
Kisame: F is for freaks who kill stuff together!
Itachi: Freaks? o/.\o
Kisame: U is that's you and me!
Itachi: Us?
Kisame: N is for anywhere on any mission at all!
Akatsuki: At here in the Akatsuki!
Itachi: No. F is for fire that kills my whole clan!
Kisame: =0.0=
Itachi: U is for uranium that kills all!
Kisame: =O.O=
Itachi: N is for no survivors, except Sasuke-
Kisame: Itachi! That's not fun is about! It's like this, F is for freaks who do stuff-
Itachi:No! That is completly idiotic!
Kisame: Here, let me help you...(picks up Itachi)
Itachi: O/.\O Put me down!!!
Kisame: (moves him around) F is for freaks who do stuff together
Itachi: No! Now! (pissed off weasel)
Kisame: U is that's you and me! (swings around)
Itachi:(sigh) N is for anywhere on any mission at all!
Akatsuki: At here in the Akatsuki!
Kisame: (puts down)
Itachi: Wait, what's with all of this? I feel all, happy inside. Let's stop now.
Kisame: No! That's what you're suppose to feel like!
Itachi: grr....it's not really enjoyable...
Kisame: Again!
Both: F is for frolic through all of the gore!
Both: U is for ukelele!
Itachi: what ever that might be....
Both: N is for hot ramen, dango, and pocky!
Both: Here with my killing buddy!
(Killing random people and evil laughing)
Akatsuki: At here in the Akatsuki!
________(Later)________
Itachi: Ugh.......Kisame, why did you get us drunk again?
Kisame: Because Itachi! You're fun when you're drunk! =^.^=
Itachi: ......i hate you......
Kisame: love ya two! XD
Itachi: (activated Sharingan)
Kisame: ....oh.......shit......(runs)
AU: hope you liked it! just a proven fact of my insanity mixed with pocky, arigato!