Fir Troubles
Rating: K
"This one."
"Granger, you can't be serious!"
"What's wrong with it?"
"It's the saddest thing I've ever seen. There's absolutely no hope for it. No amount of magic could turn this into a proper Yule tree."
"Draco, it's fine!"
"Fine?! A Malfoy tree is not FINE, it stands tall and stately. It commands attention …"
Hermione glared, "The best trees have a taper ratio of two-thirds!"
"A what?!"
"My Is-Mis Tree!" three-year-old Scorpius shouted, taking off at a run to a plump number just his size.
...
And that is how the Malfoys came home with three trees this Christmas.