Gir's award winning short story
This is what happens to me when I get Writer's Block.
Kinda' scary.
"GIR! Where are You?" Zim yelled.
"Quiet! I'm writing!" Gir cried.
Zim saw Gir sitting on the couch with Dib sitting next to him writing.
"Then what happens?" Dib asked.
"Gir? What is our enemy doing in the house?" Zim asked.
"I let him in! I talk, he writes." Gir said.
"We're entering a short story in a contest and the prize is a life time supply of tacos!" Dib said.
The two's mouths drooled with glee.
"And your eating my pork too?" Zim shouted.
"Brain food." Dib said.
"Ya, brain food. Now write that!" Gir shouted.
Dib wrote in the notebook.
"You'll see Zim! We're gunna win this!" Dib said.
one week later.
"I can't believe you won this!" Zim said.
"I knew we would." Dib said eating a taco.
"Sit down and I'll read it!" Gir said.
Once upon a piggy, in the world of tacos and cupcakes, Lived a moose. His name was Moosey. He fell in love with a pig named Piggy Butt. Now Piggy Butt hated Moosey because he smelled like poop. Yes, poop he smelled like. He loved that poop! One day, Moosey ran into Piggy Butt and she puked. Moosey laughed MOO MOO MOO! And Piggy Butt died of the stinky stench. the Moose realized at that time, he had to not smell like poop anymore. It killed people. And He didn't want people to die. he'd bee lonely. It was his duty! Ha ha. Duty. So he went to the carwash, Ya! And they washed him. Then they all died of his horrible stench. and they decomposed. So Moosey ate some pork. Then he ate some potatoes. Then said MOO! MOO! MOO! Which in English meant, Bobaganoosh! He ran to the phone and called Gieco. They said, you just saved a bunch of money on your car insurance! Now that that was out of the way, he got in his golf cart and drove to club Med. Moo MOO moo. he said. Which meant, Where's the bathroom? and he ran and jumped out the window to find he fell into a pile of duty. He he. Duty. MOO! He stunk once more. And he died of his own stench. He went to heaven were every one died because of his stench. So he was reincarnated into a mongoose! But the mongoose had a problem. He had no legs. So he wobbled on the ground and ate brain food. His brain grew so big, his head was really big. He could move himself with telekinetic powers. He floated to the president and exploded. which made bombs explode which made the world of tacos and cupcakes explode, which made the universe explode. So the universe went to heaven with the stinky moose and all died. The End.
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