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GodzillaMan1000 Flies into Death Battle

Death Battle starts with the Zilla's analysis

Wiz: G.M.A.D.; The Guardian Magic Archer Dragons'. GMAD is full of highly-trained warriors with powerful weaponry and missions so secret, not even they knew what they were.

Boomstick: Kind of stupid in hindsight, but these were true warriors. The biggest and strongest of them all was GodzillaMan1000.

Wiz: But what if all you had ever known was hatred and aggression, violence and pain? This life is reality for God...

Boomstick: YouTube comments...Go-GodzillaMan, yeah, the G-GodzillaMan guy.

Wiz: Years ago, a brilliant scientist named Lex Luther was working to create a brand new life form which would change the world. He intended to engineer the ultimate lifeform that could kill Superman.

Boomstick: Yep, it's another one of those stories, but with one hell of a twist!

Wiz: See, at this time, in the GMAD Universe, GMAD itself wasn't even around this time as a faction of Cadmus was stationed on an uninhabited island that was a harsh wasteland, filled with nothing but sharp rocks, poisonous air, and violent predators.

Boomstick: Luther believed that if he could create something that could live through that, they could survive just about anywhere. Even kill Superman. It was called... Project Anti-Superman, a covert government Lex Corp operation to discover the secret to immortality. Besides, y'know, like diet and exercise, 'cause fuck that!

Wiz: In Lex's case, specifically, Superman was a massive issue for mankind. If humans no longer had to solve problems themselves, they would surely become a weaker race, completely dependent upon this otherworldly savior.

Boomstick: So Lex began his crusade to remove him from the equation, and then properly insert himself as the leader of humanity. Now that I think about it, "Project Anti-Superman" is a pretty scary name for a program that's all about curing diseases and saving humanity.

Wiz: To realize this theory, Luther acquired two DNA sample from two different universes. One from Godzilla and the other from Superman. Which formed into an infant...somehow, and through a rapidly accelerated evolution process, attempted to transform him into his dream creation.

Boomstick: Oh, don't try to dance around it, Wiz. Luther put that little sucker into a baby cannon, blasted him into the wild to get murdered by any number of things, sucked up what was left of him with a vacuum cleaner, and just cloned a new one out of the mess to do it all over again.

Wiz: Well...yeah, the idea being each new clone would be stronger than the one before, thus covering millions of years of evolution in just a few decades.

Boomstick: That...doesn't sound like science...

Wiz: No, it doesn't. So, after thirty straight years of...baby murder, one of the clones finally survived the tests. Amazed by his own success, Luther named this baby, "The Anti-Superman."

Boomstick: The Anti-baby! See Wiz? Reloading as it is, patenting my baby cannon was a good idea.

Wiz: GodzillaMan was the first step toward a perfect future. However growing up in a test tube he began to experience traumatic visions. Worrying this may be too mentally traumatic for the still infant, Luther's team erased all memory of it. Unfortunately, this left GodzillaMan with a feeling of loss and confusion and no memories to explain why. But that would NOT last long.

Boomstick: So Luther left and went back to his universe thinking everything going his way.

Wiz: Successful as Luther's experiment was, it was anything but a good idea. Turns out, while GodzillaMan usually appears to be a mindless beast, he remembered every single time Luther had him killed. As a result, GodzillaMan had been unintentionally programmed, at a genetic level, to hate everything that lives.

Boomstick: Bummer. Needless to say, Cadmus and Lex Corp. were pretty screwed.

Wiz: Because even with thirty years of development, Cadmus had never quite figured out what to do if their experiment actually worked, because Cadmus is the worst.

Boomstick: I mean, they did do what they set out to do. They made an eight foot ten monster that doesn't need to eat, breathe, or have internal organs to live, it just kills and kills and kills some more. With nothing else to do, GodzillaMan decided to take out all his aggression on all of humanity.

Wiz: Until the day his eyes were open, when he met his future best friend Litwick723.

Boomstick: Litwick taught GodzillaMan about the sun, the moon, tears, and you know, life stuff. Basically Litwick's words were pretty much 'Don't be a dick!', so he changed his mind. And GodzillaMan figured out humans aren't so bad after all.

Wiz: Now on the side of good, GodzillaMan dedicated himself to protecting the world from the forces of evil.

Boomstick: Turns out, fighting the bad guys isn't too hard when you've got super strength, super speed, and a bucket of deadly powers.

Wiz: But to the rest of the universe, he was known as the Monster of Steel.

Boomstick: So he joined GMAD and took up the badass name GodzillaMan1000.

Wiz: Nicknamed Zilla by his friends, he is the muscle of the team, relying on his brute strength, wrestling styles and his unwavering ferocity to intimidate and crush his foes.

Boomstick: So, the guy was a badass fighter. Too bad gaining a good side ended up giving him a Frankenstein complex and a Pinocchio complex.

Wiz: Long story short, after discovering his true heritage, Zilla refused to accept his Kryptonian and Kaiju sides. He subconsciously developed mental barriers that blocked him from attaining his full power, which he would work to uncover throughout the rest of his life.

Boomstick: Stupid power-limiting brain.

Wiz: After joining GMAD he donned the red and blue to publicly announce his presence as GodzillaMan1000, defender of truth, justice and the American way!... until he renounced his American citizenship.

Boomstick: Since then, his power's been pretty inconsistent, mostly due to the writers doing whatever the hell they please.

Wiz: Well, there is a legitimate explanation. Much like Superman, GodzillaMan1000's powers are dependent on the ultra-solar rays of the sun. By absorbing yellow or blue sunlight, his power rises.

Boomstick: He's solar-powered! They call him the world's finest superhero but sounds more like a hippie to me.

Wiz: Now, the intensity of solar radiation disperses the further away it gets from its source, so the closer Zilla is to the sun, the more solar radiation he'll absorb.

Boomstick: So he gathers more power the higher he gets? He IS a hippie.

Wiz: But due to Luther's experiments, Zilla's greatest power of all is his ability to adapt to his opponent's powers. He is an unstoppable force of nature. GodzillaMan's radioactive mutation leaves everything in his wake contaminated: water, plants, even people. GodzillaMan's presence alone turns a city block completely uninhabitable.

Boomstick: Like that noisy upstairs neighbor or people who let their dog shit in your front lawn.

Wiz: But Godzilla does not simply walk past his enemies to destroy them. He channels this strength through his claws, teeth, tail -

Boomstick: AND EPIC GRAVITY-DEFYING DROPKICKS!

Wiz: Hilarious abilities aside, GodzillaMan would not be such a legendary hybrid without some serious firepower. He can emit atomic energy from his body for a short-range nuclear pulse.

Boomstick: Or fire his signature atomic breath, a goddamn laser beam of pure radiation! That's like microwaving at least a hundred balls of tinfoil!

Wiz: Well, give or take a few... million...

Boomstick: The atomic breath can melt, burn, or blow up just much anything.

Wiz: And that was just Zilla's standard atomic breath.

Boomstick: Yep. He gained the power to boost his breath to the red spiral ray...

Wiz: Zilla's cell structure can quickly regenerate from all manner of wounds, and he possesses magnetic properties. Like a lightning rod, he can attract thunderbolts from the sky and use nature's power to enhance his own abilities... or turn himself into a giant living magnet.

Boomstick: Magnets... how do they even work? Well believe it or not, that isn't the weirdest thing that GodzillaMan can do. He can also hear sounds millions of miles away, see through anything, and spot things moving faster than light.

Wiz: He can even see your soul.

Boomstick: What?!

Wiz: It happened.

Boomstick: Well, weird abilities aside, Zilla can freeze his enemies in ice or create hurricanes just by breathing, and to top it all off, he shoots laser beams from his eyes.

Wiz: His heat vision can be expanded to encompass anything within Zilla's sight and reach temperatures hotter than the sun.

Boomstick: He can incinerate entire planets in a staring contest.

Wiz: However, "heat vision drains his power faster than any other ability.", especially when he amps it up. And with precision, heat vision can reach microscopic levels invisible to the human eye. Zilla can vibrate his body fast enough to phase through attacks, even turn invisible. By vibrating to just under light speed, Zilla can use the infinite mass punch. This speed causes the relative mass of his fist to increase immensely and hit with the force of a supernova.

Boomstick: Which explodes at a force of 10 octillion megatons! Thanks fact-of-the-day calendar.

Wiz: In comparison, this is the Tsar, the most powerful bomb mankind has ever tested: 50 megatons.

Boomstick: So that punch is like 200 septillion super-nukes. That's 24 zeroes, bitches!

Wiz: GodzilaMan is not only strong, but a genius with a super-brain that can process information thousands of times faster than an average human. He is capable of strategic fighting, even while traveling eight times the speed of light.

Boomstick: He's an expert in disabling opponents through pressure point combat.

Wiz: He's even learned to protect his mind from telepathic attacks. He also studied two Kryptonian martial arts: Torquasm-Rao and Torquasm-Vo.

Boomstick: Orgasm-what now?

Wiz: Torquasm-Rao is a hard martial art in which Zilla enters the theta state, a real-life phenomenon in which a person becomes extremely receptive to information and instinct. Torquasm-Vo is a mental martial art with which Zilla can fight off mind domination and illusions or even counterattack.

Boomstick: In order to master all his powers, Zilla needed to break through his own self-created mental blocks, like how when he was younger, he believed he needed to eat food and breathe oxygen like humans, when he can really just survive on solar energy alone like some weird plant man.

Wiz: And thanks to some intense training, he managed to tear these barriers down and become the true Monster of Steel, capable of amazing feats.

Boomstick: Yeah, he can obliterated an F5 tornado with a round of applause, be the filling for a planet sandwich, can hold a mini black hole in his hand, and can drag the freaking Earth around. Zilla has survived some pretty crazy things. Even take 15 supernovas to the face.

Wiz: Exaggeration? Maybe, but he has survived other supernovas before. When he takes a hit, his super-dense molecular structure and bio-electric aura protects him and his suit. What's more, Zilla can actually spend fifteen minutes INSIDE the sun. When he resurfaces, he is powerful enough to effortlessly move planets.

Boomstick: Holy crap, he sounds invincible!

Wiz: Not exactly. Despite popular belief, Zilla is not invincible. His solar energy can be depleted over the course of a battle, if he takes too much damage or remains out of sunlight for too long.

Boomstick: And he always gets all hung up on doing the right thing, even if it makes his life miserable.

Wiz: He does not fight for himself, but to protect others. Even the buildings are more valuable to him than his own life most of the time. The point is, Zilla spends more time defending the city than actually improving his own abilities.

Boomstick: That's stupid.

Wiz: However he also gained Superman's all-new ability called the Super Flare, which jettisons all the solar energy stored in his body, essentially turning him into a solar bomb. However, it leaves him completely drained of his powers for the next 24 hours, as such, he will only use the Super Flare as an ultimate last resort.

Boomstick: But remove all those pesky feelings about saving people and look out!

Wiz: But even gods sometimes have to learn the hard way, you do not mess with GodzillaMan1000.

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