Randomness With Gir
Okay. Saeka wants me to do an Invader Zim humor fic with Gir in it. So this was born.
Gir's Best Friend
Gir was walking/running through the house in which he and his master, Zim, lived with his doggy suit on.
"Wheeee!!!!! This is fuuuuuunnnnnn!!!!!" Gir yelled. Then he tripped. "Wheeee!!!!" Gir landed next to the table and got up.
"I'm gonna sing the Happy Song now!" Gir yelled. Then he started to yell/sing said song.
Zim shot out of the toilet with an annoyed look on his face.
"Gir! How many times have I told you not to sing in the house!" Zim yelled. Then he grabbed his robot companion and placed him outside. "You will stay outside until you have learned your lesson." Zim then went inside.
Gir got up.
"Yay! Freedom!" He yelled as he ran out to the city to find his friend, a robot girl named Ping.
Gir remembered when he had met Ping.
It was a great day. The sky was pink, and Master Zim was at skool. Gir had left his guidance chip at home, and now he was lost.
Gir didn't mind, though. He spent all his human money on tacos and soda.
Then he met that dark girl. The one with purple hair, yellow-gold eyes, and black ribbons.
"Hmm? How cute…Let's take you to Ping. " she said as she grabbed everyone's favorite Urkin robot and took him to a store called Mega Gamers. There, he had met the grey haired EDS unit named Ping. They had been friends ever since.
Gir finally reached the store named Mega Gamers. There he saw Ping beating some red-haired guy in his boxers up with a broom.
"Hiya Ping!" Gir yelled. The EDS unit looked over and saw him.
"Gir!" Ping said as she dropped the broom and hugged the Urkin robot.
Observational Skill Activated: Perhaps humans aren't that bad. They're all so nice to me. Make note to tell Master obtained info.
Back with Zim
Zim had figured that Gir had been punished enough, so he decided to let Gir in. Then he noticed that Gir wasn't there anymore.
"GIR!!" Zim screeched.
Next time: Gir meets Bell from the PPG Doujinshi and Zim joins them in their quest to take over the world.
I typed this up in like fifteen minutes. Sorry. It's crap. Next chapter shall be better.