To be honest- What twilight really is.
I am here today; I am regretful to say,
To warn you about a film that may come your way.
Not because I like it, or its particularly good,
Because honestly don't think anyone would.
I feel it my obligation, as others as well,
to give you this movie in a nut-shell.
Then at least you can decide for yourself,
which movie you will soon learn, to leave on the shelf.
Its a romance, vampire, fiction dud!
About werewolves, sparkling and, disgustingly, blood.
And if you add pasty white and stone cold skin,
You will know that this is literatures ultimate sin!
To be honest, the acting is feeble,
Edward Cullen looks like a weevil,
The storyline isn't stunning,
The cast will have you running
And the only part of the film you will be loving...
Is the End.