Chapter 1: UNTIL IT BREAKS (Datsik Remix) by Linkin Park

Fuckin' shit, another new story. I just can't stop. Well, this is going to be an interesting story. Kind of a parody of UmbreonxEspeon stories. No, not really a parody… more like just putting my own personal twist on the concept I guess. It'll be fun for me and hopefully for the readers as well.

An Umbreon sat towards the edge of the nightclub, bobbing his head to the beat that was felt like it was vibrating in his body. He was in the all-pokemon section where trainers let their pokemon enjoy in the fun as well. However, he was not here with a trainer. He was 'wild' so to speak. He was unnoticed by many though as he sat at the edge. His black fur seemed to blend into the space where the club's lights didn't reach and if not for his species' trademark glowing, yellow rings, he'd practically be invisible.

While it looked like he was looking over the dancefloor where so many pokemon were, his gaze was focused on one spot. One spot at the pokebar that was really more for show than anything else, as not many pokemon could stomach alcohol. The seat that he was staring at was being occupied by an Espeon. An absolutely stunning Espeon. She had a sleek body, well-toned legs that he could even see from where he was and her fur was so well maintained that she was practically glowing… or that was the club lights.

She had been sitting at the bar, still on her first drink, for about 20 minutes now. She kept the seat next to her open, obviously waiting for someone. But that didn't stop others from approaching her. In fact, the vacant seat probably encouraged them. But she had already rejected 13 advances so far tonight. The Umbreon adjust the fanny pack that hung from his neck. Say what you want about fanny packs, but Arceus, did they come in handy when you didn't have pockets.

"Well you know what they say, fourteenth try's the charm," he said as a grin spread on his face that was borderline lecherous. He wasn't afraid to let others know his intentions. Of course, being the glutton that he was, while the Espeon was looking to be the main course, how could he say no to a potential appetizer? He literally danced, not that there was much variety for quadrupeds, his way through the crowd the Espeon and him. Along the way, he threw some suggestive winks at some of the females he passed by, often getting a wink or a giggle in reply.

He was about halfway there, when something caught his eye. He spotted a Meowstic that was stumbling around, trying to dance while very drunk. His grin took on a look of mischief, she was almost too easy of a target. He was about to go over, when his keen peripherals picked up something. Readjusting his focus, he noticed a Linoone that was making his way around the dance floor. He narrowed his eyes as he studied the Linoone. He was definitely on his way to talk to the Espeon. Deciding to ditch the Meowstic, the Umbreon began navigating through the crowd again, this time with much more urgency. He quickly found himself in the seat next to the Espeon. He looked over his shoulder at the Linoone who met his gaze. The Umbreon grinned and got a scowl in return as the Linoone headed back to wherever he had been before.

The Umbreon turned back to the bar and waited for the bartender to notice him. Using his peripherals, he tried to pick up some more information about the Espeon sitting beside him. Like, how her glass was covered in condensation and lacked any ice. She was definitely waiting for someone. Oh! What if it was another cute girl who- no, he knew that wasn't it and he was just getting his hopes up.

"What can I get you?" A voice croaked. He turned to see the bartender, a Politoed, and smiled brightly.

"Do you have anything with a Tamato base?" He asked. He caught a slight shift in movement from the Espeon. He had gained a bit of her attention.

The bartender looked surprised at such a question, but the Umbreon was used to it. Tamato-based anything was pretty rare as not many people or pokemon could appreciate the burning sensation that came with them. The bartender began searching through his shelves and cabinets and pulled a bottle down before shaking his head. He walked back to the Umbreon with the bottle in hand.

"All I could find was this 165-proof Tamato vodka," the bartender said, showing him the bottle.

"Mkay, I'll take a glass of that on the rocks," the Umbreon requested. The bartender seemed hesitant but grabbed a glass, stacked two ice cubes in it and then poured the drink and served it to the Umbreon, who thanked him and turned to the Espeon without touching his drink.

"So…" He began, noticing her sigh, "You come here often?"

"Look, I'm waiting for someone. So if you could please leave as soon as possible, I'd appreciate it," she said, not even turning to look at him.

"Oh I know, I've been watching for about the past 20 minutes," he replied, noticing her ear flicker. "So… who are you waiting for? Another cute girl such as yourself?"

"I don't know," the Espeon said, sighing in frustration. The Umbreon's grin grew, he was whittling her guard a bit by bit.

"Oh, so you claim to be waiting for someone but you don't even know who you're looking for?" He asked. Her silence was an answer itself. "Well… how do you know that I'm not who you've been waiting for?"

That got her to look at him. She looked him up and down before turning back away from him.

"Yeah, no," she said.

"Wha?" He asked, taking on a tone of offense. "How can you tell just by looking?"

"Because I know what kind of pokemon I'm looking for and you're about the furthest thing from it," she answered. The Umbreon looked down at himself.

"You're waiting for a fairy type?" He asked. The Espeon turned to him in confusion.

"What? No, I meant, like… the way a pokemon carries themselves," she explained. He nodded and looked down at himself again.

"What's wrong with the way I carry myself?" He asked. She sighed in frustration again. "Hey, look here princess-"

"Don't call me princess!" she suddenly snapped, making the Umbreon close his mouth. They sat in tense silence before the Espeon randomly grabbed her drink with her telekinesis and downed it before leaving from her seat. The Umbreon sighed as he watched her go towards the exit, definitely not paying attention to the way her hips swayed like grass dancing in the wind. He shook his head and turned back towards his drink. As he reached down to grab it with his mouth, he picked up something in his peripherals. He turned to see the Linoone walk behind him and in the direction the Espeon had went. He was obviously stalking her. The Umbreon grinned mischievously.

"Oh this is going to be interes-"

"Where'd the girl go?" A croaking voice interrupted him. He turned towards the bartender, looked at the now vacant seat by him and then back to the bartender.

"Oh, I think I scared her off," the Umbreon said while laughing. When he noticed that the Politoed wasn't laughing with him, he decided it was probably best to stop.

"Well, that makes you responsible for her drink as she didn't pay for it," the bartender said once the Umbreon had stopped. The Umbreon glanced towards the Epson's empty glass. He then glanced towards the exit.

"Guess I need to get going anyways," he sighed. He opened his fanny pack and fished out a bill with his paw. With his mouth, he picked up his glass and downed it, surprising the bartender. He slapped the bill down and placed the glass on it. He jumped off the stool and closed his fanny pack before leaving.

"Oh, and consider the change a tip," he called over his shoulder as he left.

The Politoed watched the Umbreon disappear into the crowd and shook his head as he collected the two glasses and set them to the side to clean later. He then picked up the bill the Umbreon had left and looked at it. He stared at it for several moments as his brain tried to process what he was looking at. When he did, he quickly reached for the UV flashlight and shined it on the bill. His breath hitched as the official seal of the Pokemon League glowed on the bill. He put the flashlight back before looking around at all the security guards. After making sure none were looking he tried to casually slide it under his apron. He looked out into the crowd, but so no sign of the Umbreon. He shook his head as he started cleaning glasses.

(Meanwhile)

"Look, no means no, so if you could just-" The Espeon tried to say but the Linoone that stood in her way interrupted her.

"I don't think you understand the situation sweetie. You're in an alleyway, in this city, at this time of night," the Linoone growled. "Even if you scream, there ain't gonna be anyone who's going to help ya."

"I'm not in the mood for any trouble-" She began, but soon found herself thrown against the alley wall.

"Well I know what I'm in the mood for," the Linoone huskily growled at her.

"Well… well… well," a panting voice interrupted them. They both turned to see a panting Umbreon who was leaning against the wall almost ten feet away. "What… do we… have… here?"

The Espeon and Linoone glanced at each other before the Linoone spoke up.

"Are… are you doing okay?" He asked the Umbreon. The Umbreon nodded but was still heavily panting.

"Yeah… Tamato… vodka's… kicking in," the Umbreon panted, causing the Espeon to facepaw.

"Oh Arceus, you are that Umbreon from the bar," she muttered out loud.

"Glad you… remember… me," the Umbreon got out.

"I can't believe of all the pokemon in the city that could've saved me, it's you," she said.

"Hey look buddy, you need to go mind your own business and no one needs to get hurt," the Linoone said, bristling his fur.

"I believe… both of… you… ohArceusitfeelslikemybody'sanoven… are mistaken… about my… intentions," The Umbreon said, walking along the wall until he was right next to the Espeon. "I'm not here… to help you… I'm here… to help… him."

"Wait what?!" The Espeon exclaimed with wide eyes.

"Yeah, I'm just as confused as her," the Linoone added.

"Do you… really think… that after… blowing me…"

"Wait what?" The Linoone interjected.

"I never did that!" The Espeon defended.

"... off…" The Umbreon continued with a roll of his eyes. "That I'd… help you?"

"Well what makes you think I want your help?" The Linoone asked. The Umbreon grinned reflected the deviance in his eyes.

"Do you… resist attacks… on the mind?" The Umbreon asked. The Linoone hesitated in answering, which the Umbreon used to continue. "Because I'm… pretty sure that… if she wanted to… she could get you… a one-way ticket… to a mental hospital."

The Linoone looked towards the Espeon, whose eyes were wide as she seemed to realize what was happening. Her eyes lit up as she tried to use Psychic to throw the Linoone away so that she'd have a way to run… but nothing happened. Her eyes stopped glowing as she frantically looked at the Umbreon, who was grinning broadly.

"The interesting… thing about… Dark Pulse is… that with enough… control. You can… use it to… negate psychic moves… within a limited radius," he explained, still grinning. The Espeon then desperately tried to run away from the Umbreon, but found her path cut off by the Linoone.

"I'm still not quite sure about this… but as long as it's happening then I'm alright with it," the Linoone said, forcing the Espeon back against the wall.

"Don't worry, the first threesome is always the most awkward," the Umbreon quipped, now able to talk without pauses. The Espeon and Linoone stared at him. "... What?"

"I thought we were going to take turns," the Linoone said, the Espeon looking at him now.

"Hm…" The Umbreon mulled in thought. He looked at the Espeon, who had turned back to looking at him. "What's your opinion?"

"... Are you seriously asking me that?" She asked, her voice wavering.

"Good point," the Umbreon said, nodding his head. "Forgot that you were a virgin."

The Espeon's and Linoone's eyes widened to dinner plates. It was the Linoone that spoke first from the initial shock.

"She's a virgin?" He asked in disbelief. The Espeon opened her mouth to say something, but the Umbreon silenced her with his paw.

"Don't even try to deny it," he said, then he leaned in until his mouth was next to her ear as he whispered. "Besides… we'll know the truth pretty soon."

He quickly pulled back as she tried to bite his paw. He grinned at her as he studied her face. He noticed that her eyes were beginning to tear up.

"Awh… are you going to cry?" He asked the Espeon. The Espeon closed her eyes for a bit as she took a deep breath before opening them. The Umbreon was surprised as they were burning with defiance.

"I'd rather die than give you sick freaks the pleasure," She said before spitting at his paws. The grin on the Umbreon's face disappeared as he stared down at the ground where she had spit. While she didn't break down, she was starting to get unnerved by his sudden shift in demeanor. He suddenly looked back up at her and stared at her. They held the gaze for several moments before the Umbreon closed his eyes. He smiled and re-opened them and she was caught off-guard by the look in his eyes. He suddenly clutched his head like he was in pain and began stumbling.

"Impossible!" He shouted, startling both the Espeon and the Linoone, who had been silent.

"Wh-What's wrong?" The Linoone asked.

"She broke through my Dark Pulse somehow! Quick! Attack her while she's focused on me!" The Umbreon shouted, still stumbling, confusing the Espeon. The Linoone seemed hesitant at first but his claw glowed as he prepared a Slash attack. He was suddenly blindsided though and had his head slammed into the alley wall with a noisy crack. He slumped to the ground as the Umbreon stood over him, smiling.

"Bet'cha didn't see that Sucker Punch coming!" He said triumphantly as he turned towards the Espeon, who just looked confused. "You'll have to excuse me for that, princess. I was having a bit too much fun. "

"... Wha?" Was all she said.

"The name's Shade by the way. I was hired by your father to ensure your safety during your travels," Shade said quickly. "We should probably get going before this guy wakes up. I've abused him enough for one night. Back to my place!"

Shade left the confused Espeon as he exited the alleyway, humming a random tune. She sat there, unsure of what to do, until a groan from the Linoone startled her. She quickly ran out of the alleyway and looked towards the direction the Umbreon, Shade, had gone. He was at the end of the street, waving a paw energetically.

"Come on, princess! While Santalune's nice during the day, it can turn quite easily at night!" He yelled. The Espeon looked back down the alley and then all around her, considering her options. She groaned inwardly.

"This is definitely a bad idea," she muttered as she ran to catch up to Shade.

Well there's basically the first chapter! I'll apologize now if the fake rape scene offended anyone. I'm just trying to ensure that everyone knows that Shade's a HUGE asshole. Like, it won't even be up for discussion. He's an ass and karma's going to eventually make him its bitch. I guarantee it. So, unfortunately, I'm not the most consistent of uploaders. My updates have ranged from literally the day after to almost three years (I'm pretty sure on the same story too). So… sorry. I'd say that I have good reasons like school or work, which I do have, but in all honesty I'm just lazy. But leave a review on what you like, didn't like or whatever. Compliment me, critique me. Just give me feedback I can use, please. I know I can't write a New York Time's Best Seller, but I can at least improve my writing from now. Oh, yeah, I also usually have long author's notes. Have fun with that.

~Djsoresupon3 signing out!