Birthday drabble for my dear friend barb69 :-) Happy Birthday and have a great time!
"Aramis! Aramis, wake up!"
"Huh?"
"You had a nightmare. You were flailing about and screaming."
"Really?"
"Yeah. What was it about?"
"I … ahem … I dreamed about my marriage."
"You married?"
"In my dream, Porthos."
"Of course, you moron! But what in god's name was so scary about your marriage?"
"Well, I stood waiting at the altar, my bride was walked down the aisle. When she stood in front of me I lifted the vail and it was …"
"Yes? Aramis, who was it?"
"It was you!"
"ME? Jesus, Aramis!"
"Yeah. A nightmare!"
"You know, I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth!"
"Dito!"
"Stop this nonsense and go back to sleep. And no more dreams, understand?"
"I'll do my best."
….
"Porthos?"
"Yeah?"
"I lied. I didn't dream about marrying you. I just wanted to see your face – ouch!"
"Shut up or I'll give you nightmares!"
"Yes, honey. Sleep well."
"Hmpf!"
"Porthos?"
"What?"
"You looked gorgeous in your wedding dress!"