I do not own Doctor Who.
The lone dalek stabbed it's scanner into the computer monitor.
Images of the Internet flowed into the dalek's mind.
Conspiracy theories. The voices of paranoid humans echoed through it's brain.
News and sports. Knowledge of pointless history spun and danced.
Social networking. Twitter, full of stupid tweets and tweeters. Facebook, packed with idiots, liking things for no reason. Tumblr…
The dalek's pupils dilated. Tumblr!
Arguments, cynical points of view, sociopaths, psychopaths, trolling!
Fandoms, fandom wars, otps, destruction, fan fictions where everyone dies!
The conversations, the pictures, the lunatics all clinging to an unhealthy obsession!
Thousands of mad evil geniuses all in one place!
"Tumblr!" The dalek moaned.
"What did it say?"
"I must have a Tumblr account!" The dalek declared, it plans for attack forgotten. It slowly trundled off, in search of a laptop.
"Well…" The Doctor stared at the monitor. "That was unexpected."
If you have Twitter and I offended you… I'm sorry.
If you have Facebook and I offended you… I'm sorry.
If you have Tumblr… I'm sorry, I am so sorry.
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