I do not own Team Taka; Naruto does, and Kishimoto own Naruto.
"Hi" =Talking
'Hi' =Thinking
"Harder! Push harder" a voice screamed from the bathroom, another, much deeper, voice replied, "But it hurts Can we stop?"
"No! Do what I tell you!"
"Y-yes sir."
Outside the bathroom, Karin and Juugo are listening to the conversation that Sasuke and Suigetsu are having. "What do you think they are doing?" asked Juugo. Karin fixed her glasses and moved closer to the door. "I don't know, but shut up so I can listen."
Juugo sighed and walked away. Karin sat next to the door and pressed her head against it. "Sasuke! The floor is wet!" Inside the bathroom, Sasuke put up his hand and slap Suigetsu across the face. "Your a S-rank criminal! Stop bitching and clean it up!" "Y-yes sir..." Suigetsu responded.
Karin started getting a major nosebleed from picturing what they could be doing in there, 'I wish I could go in and take pictures, maybe post it in a magazine? Yeah, I will make a magazine, and it'll be called..."You Tube"' as Karin thought about her disturbing plans, Sasuke and Suigetsu noticed a shadow under the door.
"Sasuke...look." Pointing towards the door, Suigetsu tiled his head to try to see who was behind it. "It's Karin, I can tell from the size of the shadow." Sasuke whispered to Suigetsu. "Pretty big shadow." Snickering, Suigetsu put his arm over Sasuke's shoulder, "We could pretend to do what we did a few nights ago, that'll really get her going."
Sasuke smirked and looked at his little Uke. "Okay, lets pretend." Outside the bathroom, Karin is still at the door. "I wonder why it's so quiet? Why am I talking to myself? Maybe Suigetsu was right when he said that I needed therapy." "Oh Sasuke!" yelped our favorite swords-man, Karin stopped thinking and continued to listen.
"Suigetsu...you're so...so...hot when you blush like that."
"It hurts! Sasu-poo, Stop it!!" (fake) ecstasy escaped from Suigetsu's lips.
"Sui-Uke, you know you love it! Now get down and suck! Sasuke made a fake zipping noise.
"S-sasuke...you're so big!"
"No wonder you have a huge sword, Suigetsu..."
"It's tastes so good, it tastes like...like...sweet strawberries dipped in sugar!" (a/n: one of the many reasons why I will never write a lemon.)
"Oh, just shut up!"
"Yes...master..."
Karin tried to stop her major nosebleed from flowing onto the floor. It didn't work; blood came flowing out of her nose, like a waterfall. It ended up, going under the bathroom door.
"Hey, Sasu-poo."
"Yeah, Suigetsu?"
"Why is there a puddle of blood at the door?" Suigetsu's voice rose up. "I don't know, maybe it's Karin's dirty mind?!" Suigetsu started to laugh. "Yeah, maybe she was eavesdropping on us un-clogging the toilet, so we pretended to have sex, so we could catch her?!" Karin eyes went huge, she turned around and bolted out of the house.
Sasuke and Suigetsu stepped out of the bathroom and started chasing her down. "Karin! Get back here you pervert!!!" Juugo just laughed, grabbed the pop corn, and watched the show.
~The End~