Wasting saturday night

by maykUsmyle

this is a short poem i wrote while i was contemplating the meaningless existance of twilight! it is verry funny. Twi-tards stay well clear! please review, your thoughts are appreciated

Wasting Saturday night

Well it all started when I was home alone,

Once I had locked the doors and hung up the phone.

I had gone to the video store, earlier that day,

There wasn't much selection I'm sad to say.

I moved around from shelf to shelf,

I wasn't even sure what I wanted myself.

So I went up to the attendant and said, sir,

Do you have any movies containing Vampires?

He looked at me sadly and pointed instead to a rack,

And said to me, sorry but all that's left is crap!

I didn't mind much, it was a Saturday night,

But man was I in for one hell of a fright!

The acting was fearsome, the storyline frightful, (and not in a good way)

However I did find the end delightful.

Not because of Edward, or Bella, because, man do I loathe her,

But instead, because it was finally over!

I took it back to the store (though I had another a week),

And told him that the outlook for this film was particularly bleak!

Honestly what a waste of a Saturday night,

Spending my time watching bloody Twilight!