OK peeps! I'm bored and I'm making a giant book of stories! All about CP. Every chappie is a story! This is probally gonna be a waste of your time so sorry if it is! It's a first time for everything right? Anyway it's going to be marked under humor. I think. Matters what I think when I'm done. Anyway Seligo1 is my penguin. I'm going to make up some penguins as I go on. Anyway on CP I'm not the rarest. I wish I was. Anyway.

Club Penguin doesn't belong to me. I'm not sure who it belongs to but it isn't me!

Sorry about this. But there is going to be some stuff in igloos. And kingdoms. Anyway. Lets start.

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-"Put your hands up! This is a robbery!" Screamed a penguin with a black mask on, a black and white striped sweater and a money bag in his/her hand. "I want this bag filled!" Said the penguin. Someone in the pizza shop picked up their phone and called the EPF (Elite Penguin Force) and told them what was going on.

"Sorry ma'am we only take calls for Herbert and Clutzy" Said the penguin on the other line and hung up. The robber realized what was going on.

"Drop all your cellphones and give 'em here."

Some cellphones were flung onto the floor and broke into pieces. Others didn't break.

Someone screamed. "It's the EPF! They have come to save us!"

"No they haven't they are going into the Pet Shop."

"SILENCE!" The robber bellowed.

Every suddenly was quiet.

The robber walked up to the cashier who was the Color Peach, with the Diva Glasses on, and a apron with the pizza slogan on it.

"Fill 'er up now."

The penguin turned. Her red hair that had been in a side pony, fell out. Her hair was curly and went down to her soulders. Her green eyes bored into his from the safety of her Diva Glasses.

"No."

"Fill 'er up!'

"NO!" Her green eyes welled with tears. "I won't."

People gasped as she took off her glasses.

"I will NOT be demanded of." She screamed slapping the robber.

The robber gasped in pain. "You've got flare don' yeh miss-"

"Don't you dare say I've got flare Mr." She said. Angry tears welled in her eyes.

"'evy well miss. Now han' ova' the mon'y like a goo' little Miss."

"No! Just leave!" Screamed the girl grabbing the robber's face and slapping him hard.

The robber screamed and ran from the shop. The girl smiled and put on her Diva Glasses and hid her bright green eyes. Then she put her bright red hair back into it's side pony. She stood up and walked over to a customer.

"May I help you sir?"