Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. Only the poem.
Light Gets A Wedgie- by Yuzuki Zuki Chan
When I'm put to the edgie.
I feel the urge to give a wedgie.
I look to my left and then to my right.
There's my target, Yagami, Light.
I can't help but smirk,
as I pushed him to the dirt.
He then yells,
What the hell?!
I can't help but smile,
and I stepped on his head for a while.
Then outta nowhere
I grab his underwear.
He screams,
Stop it please!
Never push me to the edgie.
Or I'll give you a wedgie.