Teehee.....A CRACK fic for those of you who are Naruto Fans! I didn't come up with this on my own. It was created with the minds of my brother and me! ^_^ Enjoy! LOL.....its kinda short....

-------------------------^_^------------------------- "Summary"

It was about a month or two after Sasuke had entered Orochimaru's lair seeking power. Training was easier than expected, until one day Orochimaru wanted a private "training" sessions with Sasuke....

-------------------------^_^-------------------------Sunday.....

(Sasuke enters)

Sasuke: You wanted something?

Orochimaru: Sasuke!!! *cough cough*

Sasuke: ......

Orochimaru: I am going to teach you a special technique that I know. *cough* But before we start, dance, strip first.......

Sasuke: ... 0_0 ...no......*leaves*

Orochimaru: Hmm.....this tactic will not work, I need a prop to help me! *cough* KABUTO!!!

Kabuto: Orochimaru-sama? What is it? Do you need more medicine?

Orochimaru: No. *cough* I need you to install something.

Kabuto: Ehh?

Orochimaru: I need something very special...

Kabuto: Uhh?

Orochimaru: I want installed a- (Insert cliffhanger XD Teehee.....)

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So, how is it? I plan on making this fanfiction a pure CRACK. I thought it was amusing. I post the next chapters later today. Muahaha!!! Its so fun to torture Sasuke, but I don't hate him. Its just very amusing.....^_^