the ballad of waluigi

by juicydickhugger

Waligui has a message to a certain fat man clad in yellow and purple. He pours out his love in the only way he knows how: with a loving, sexy ballad meant for the loev of two men. It's sure to mak your heart race! Notw safe for work or your wife.

theree's one man that i love

whose ass my penis fits like a glove

clad in yellow, this man knows

that muy cock is the only thig he'll blow

his name is wario

wario

oh wario,

suck my peen

and make me cream

and i'll show you how to scream

wario

luigi ain't got shit on you,

because the ass you have is all you

and nobody but you can take a poo

on princes peach's big ass boobs

his name is waroi

wariio

oh wario,

suck my peen

and make my creem,

i'll show you how to screeam

gonna make you nut

gonna fill your butt

beacause my cock is so hard

and i'll paly you liek a card

just so i can have a piece of that ass

with grace and honor and class

his name is wario

wario

oh wario,

suck my peen

and make me craem

and i'll show you hot to scream

i love you so fuking much bitch

and i'll throw you oyn my dic