A twofer for you lovies. I'm slowly but surely getting back to this. Going to read everyone's else's drabbles today. Been working on my new fave project, a cooking blog by mr winchester himself. Check out thehuntershob dot tumblr dot com. Just replace the word dot with actual dots lol. hugs!
"You know, if it's a curse box, and it says 'do not open', you probably shouldn't have opened it."
Sam looked down at Dean, his brother's face obscured by painful looking boils.
"You said to inventory the stuff in here!"
"Yeah, but if it says 'do not open'…" Sam trailed off, as he knelt closer to Dean. Orangeish goo covered half of his face, the substance having launched itself out of the box and onto Dean's face when he'd opened it.
Dean looked up at Sam through his one working eye and groaned.
"Some days, being a legacy sucks ass."
"How is it even possible? How can they have a fire underwater, and almost drown, and make cheeseburgers?"
"Krabby Patties."
"What?"
"They call them Krabby Patties."
"Are you defending the show, Dean? Didn't realize you were a Spongebob fan."
"Shuddup."
"So fire and drowning underwater. How does that work?"
"They go swimming at Goo Lagoon. So the water's heavier there? I don't know. Why ya gotta be such a bitch?"
"You have the worst taste in TV, jerk."
"Dr. Sexy's not on. This is. I like it."
"You're such a child, Dean."
"I know you are but what am I?"